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· May 18
Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare
Me to a friend who's going though it: Have you tried posting way too much? Like way, way, way, way, waaaaay too much
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me to a friend who's going though it: Have you tried posting way too much? Like way, way, way, way, waaaaay too much
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Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
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Executioner: What do you want for your last meal?
Me: Can it be anything?
Executioner: Yes
Me: An Airbus 320
Me: Can it be anything?
Executioner: Yes
Me: An Airbus 320
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Executioner: What do you want for your last meal?
Me: Can it be anything?
Executioner: Yes
Me: An Airbus 320
Me: Can it be anything?
Executioner: Yes
Me: An Airbus 320
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I've gotten word they've raised the stakes on the Little Drummer Boy game this year. The first time you hear it, in addition to "losing", you'll also have your kidneys lacerated by a ritual obsidian blade.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I've gotten word they've raised the stakes on the Little Drummer Boy game this year. The first time you hear it, in addition to "losing", you'll also have your kidneys lacerated by a ritual obsidian blade.
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There’s nothing I can do
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There’s nothing I can do
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
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Hum, interesting items in this target "swag bag"
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Hum, interesting items in this target "swag bag"
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
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starting my sci fi novel like “the synthetic carbohydrate farmers trek through the electrolyte mine to reach the amino acid excavation site…”
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
starting my sci fi novel like “the synthetic carbohydrate farmers trek through the electrolyte mine to reach the amino acid excavation site…”
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ISAAC NEWTON: gravity is what keeps us from just aimlessly floating around
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
ISAAC NEWTON: gravity is what keeps us from just aimlessly floating around
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
Executioner: What do you want for your last meal?
Me: Can it be anything?
Executioner: Yes
Me: An Airbus 320
Me: Can it be anything?
Executioner: Yes
Me: An Airbus 320
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Executioner: What do you want for your last meal?
Me: Can it be anything?
Executioner: Yes
Me: An Airbus 320
Me: Can it be anything?
Executioner: Yes
Me: An Airbus 320
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what’s the best way to spend monday morning on the first of the month? standing in the line for disability and unemployment, of course.
December 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
what’s the best way to spend monday morning on the first of the month? standing in the line for disability and unemployment, of course.
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What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
November 15, 2023 at 9:55 PM
What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
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i saw my wife eating grape nuts with my ice cream eating spoon and i’m having a hard time with it. that spoon is for fun only
February 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i saw my wife eating grape nuts with my ice cream eating spoon and i’m having a hard time with it. that spoon is for fun only
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[first day as a doctor]
me: inside of you are two wolves
patient: …you mean lungs?
me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
me: inside of you are two wolves
patient: …you mean lungs?
me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
October 21, 2024 at 11:18 AM
[first day as a doctor]
me: inside of you are two wolves
patient: …you mean lungs?
me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
me: inside of you are two wolves
patient: …you mean lungs?
me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
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Some amazing animals have evolved to emit light through a chemical reaction called bioluminescence! None of ours though.
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Some amazing animals have evolved to emit light through a chemical reaction called bioluminescence! None of ours though.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Starting //// going
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Starting //// going
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"A Very Berenstein Bears
Hanukkah"
Hanukkah"
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"A Very Berenstein Bears
Hanukkah"
Hanukkah"
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
Reporter: Can you tell us what part of your body was in the MRI machine?
Trump: I have no idea. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and it said I don't have one
Trump: I have no idea. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and it said I don't have one
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Reporter: Can you tell us what part of your body was in the MRI machine?
Trump: I have no idea. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and it said I don't have one
Trump: I have no idea. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and it said I don't have one
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For the most vile offenders judges should be given the sentencing option of forcing the guilty party to be a part of this social scene.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
For the most vile offenders judges should be given the sentencing option of forcing the guilty party to be a part of this social scene.
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The Keebler Elves are billionaires now, and as part of the President's Advisory Council they've said some alarming things about the connection between Pepperidge Farms and autism.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The Keebler Elves are billionaires now, and as part of the President's Advisory Council they've said some alarming things about the connection between Pepperidge Farms and autism.
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She: But WHY are you breaking up with me? Please tell me honestly
He (sigh): Ok it’s… your “signature sex move”
She: Judgmental Corpse?
He (sigh): Ok it’s… your “signature sex move”
She: Judgmental Corpse?
February 6, 2024 at 10:51 PM
She: But WHY are you breaking up with me? Please tell me honestly
He (sigh): Ok it’s… your “signature sex move”
She: Judgmental Corpse?
He (sigh): Ok it’s… your “signature sex move”
She: Judgmental Corpse?
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we gotta do something about the tech world
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
we gotta do something about the tech world
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You’ve made a very powerless enemy today
October 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You’ve made a very powerless enemy today