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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 4d

"I’ve learned that putting things off now means they’ll blow up in Future Abby’s face. But she ain’t here at the moment..."

Do you ever find yourself on social media instead of enjoying life? Oh by god, me too! Please read my new blog post at
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I Finally Got Around to This - Freelance Writer

I’m Abby and it’s taken me 14 years to write about procrastination. Plus another four hours between that sentence and this one. I’ve learned that putting things off now means they’ll blow up in Future...

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 9d

WALTER LANTZ: what should i name my cartoon bird

ANIMATOR: boner bonedick

WALTER LANTZ: what no

ANIMATOR: stiffy stiffwang

WALTER LANTZ: absolutely not

ANIMATOR: woody woodpecker

WALTER LANTZ: i love it

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · Feb 10

It's impossible to play the hurdy gurdy without making it your whole personality. No one is a casual hurdy gurdy player.

Hurdy gurdy guy dressed like some kind of dingus cowboy

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 3h

The rich get to break the rules. I’m making millions so I can defy the laws of thermodynamics

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · Nov 8

Once you reach a certain threshold of wealth your brain breaks, you completely disassociate from reality. Wealth cap should be mandated as a mental health protection.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 3h

The rich get to break the rules. I’m making millions so I can defy the laws of thermodynamics

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3h

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4h

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 3h

these people have the self-reflection of a vampire

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4h

Mike Johnson: "They berated a Capitol police officer, screamed at him. He was merely standing his post. It shows, again, their disdain for law enforcement, the Democrats, screaming, assaulting officers."

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nash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 3h

you know things are bad when the ladies on the view are spending their whole showtime calling the government fascist

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 3h

New protest sign just dropped

ANTIFASCIST LIKE MY DAD with a photo of my dad in his WW2 army uniform

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 16h

Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 5h

enter sandwichman

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 4h

It's bad to wish he'd accidentally turn it on and slice his RFK Jr off It's bad to wish he'd accidentally turn it on and slice his RFK Jr off It's bad to wish he'd accidentally turn it on and slice his RFK Jr off

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 6h

hey kids, feeling really low so if you could send me pics of your social security cards that’d be great

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 4h

Our intern is not officially on display in that enclosure. He’s just between apartments right now.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 17h

Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands so they don't end up as pelts in the Redville Zoo gift shop.

Redville Zoo @redvillezoo.bsky.social · 17h

Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands because we value love and family.

Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 19h

Crazy Zoo Facts:
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 5h

Fulk, yeah

Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11h

Also in any type of kind

Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11h

Hiding all replies that say no in any kind of form

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12h

What if politics but good

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15h

I say a lot of stupid shit for someone who isn’t a politician

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 1d

[Pollock family game night]
Jackson: K who's gonna be my partner for Pictionary

Mom: Not it

Dad: Not it

Sis: Not it

Gramma: DAMN IT

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 19h

Crazy Zoo Facts:
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 3d

a key thing about vought — and all of these guys — is that they have a totally top down and hierarchical vision of the world. they believe that the cultural changes they hate can be turned off by destroying the federal government because they can’t imagine that they emerged bottom-up in society

Thomas Zimmer @thomaszimmer.bsky.social · 3d

What he’s railing against is a profound shift in culture, status… He’s obsessed with the idea that America is controlled by a leftist “ruling elite” - but “elite” isn’t defined socio-economically or by political power, it means something like: Getting to define “real America” and who gets to belong.

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · Oct 19

ME (a child productivity expert talking to 3rd graders): Trick or treat will never get you into Harvard. You have to get to trick AND treat.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18h

they’re selling presidential medals of freedom on Temu

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