Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
• Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, EarthLink Dialup,
and your mom
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• Bird Hater
• Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, EarthLink Dialup,
and your mom
•Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Regret
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President Struggling To Make Every Tragedy About Himself
"There's just too many of them."
"There's just too many of them."
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
President Struggling To Make Every Tragedy About Himself
"There's just too many of them."
"There's just too many of them."
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I’m officially an adult because getting socks for Hanukkah sounds fucking amazing.
December 6, 2023 at 3:03 AM
I’m officially an adult because getting socks for Hanukkah sounds fucking amazing.
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How The Grinch Was Convicted Of Stealing Christmas But Secured Freedom Through A Generous Donation To The Ballroom Project
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
How The Grinch Was Convicted Of Stealing Christmas But Secured Freedom Through A Generous Donation To The Ballroom Project
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Applied to a job at bsky dot app. Promised not to retweet things about cum or fucking anyone's mom. Also to stop saying retweet. Wish me luck fam
December 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Applied to a job at bsky dot app. Promised not to retweet things about cum or fucking anyone's mom. Also to stop saying retweet. Wish me luck fam
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Blaming a year for how bad things are is so 2020
December 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Blaming a year for how bad things are is so 2020
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live your life in a way that when you die, those who despise you are so jealous that they make your death all about them simply because they know that when they die, nobody in their right mind would mourn them
December 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
live your life in a way that when you die, those who despise you are so jealous that they make your death all about them simply because they know that when they die, nobody in their right mind would mourn them
How The Grinch Was Convicted Of Stealing Christmas But Secured Freedom Through A Generous Donation To The Ballroom Project
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
How The Grinch Was Convicted Of Stealing Christmas But Secured Freedom Through A Generous Donation To The Ballroom Project
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Barron Trump Is Actually 3 Trumps In A Raincoat
December 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Barron Trump Is Actually 3 Trumps In A Raincoat
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Weight Loss Medication Tastes Too Delicious
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Weight Loss Medication Tastes Too Delicious
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there once was a lady who hastened,
to tell you that you would be chastened,
if you’re out in the snow,
and its 15 below,
& your coat is not properly fastened oh goddamn the fucking English language😡
to tell you that you would be chastened,
if you’re out in the snow,
and its 15 below,
& your coat is not properly fastened oh goddamn the fucking English language😡
December 7, 2023 at 10:57 PM
there once was a lady who hastened,
to tell you that you would be chastened,
if you’re out in the snow,
and its 15 below,
& your coat is not properly fastened oh goddamn the fucking English language😡
to tell you that you would be chastened,
if you’re out in the snow,
and its 15 below,
& your coat is not properly fastened oh goddamn the fucking English language😡
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Just don't know what to do with my hair. If I wear it down, my neck gets hot. If I wear it up, I get a headache. If I shave it off, everyone will see that my scalp is covered in teeth
July 24, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Just don't know what to do with my hair. If I wear it down, my neck gets hot. If I wear it up, I get a headache. If I shave it off, everyone will see that my scalp is covered in teeth
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Me, with a pronounced limp: *walks awkwardly
Me, with a mispronounced limp: 'Blimp.'
Me, with a mispronounced limp: 'Blimp.'
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Me, with a pronounced limp: *walks awkwardly
Me, with a mispronounced limp: 'Blimp.'
Me, with a mispronounced limp: 'Blimp.'
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We have an opening for "big cat trainer." Must be faster than our previous big cat trainer.
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
We have an opening for "big cat trainer." Must be faster than our previous big cat trainer.
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Carl Reiner: I'm torn. Should we cast Dick Van Dyke or Johnny Carson in the lead?
Assistant (shrugs): I mean, it's called the Dick Van Dyke Show..?
Assistant (shrugs): I mean, it's called the Dick Van Dyke Show..?
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Carl Reiner: I'm torn. Should we cast Dick Van Dyke or Johnny Carson in the lead?
Assistant (shrugs): I mean, it's called the Dick Van Dyke Show..?
Assistant (shrugs): I mean, it's called the Dick Van Dyke Show..?
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“omg gloves made out of paper towels”
-me, stoned and eating chicken wings
-me, stoned and eating chicken wings
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
“omg gloves made out of paper towels”
-me, stoned and eating chicken wings
-me, stoned and eating chicken wings
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Santa has more wives than one
December 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Santa has more wives than one
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Good news! Our marine mammal wing is doing significantly better since we've started adding salt to the water.
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Good news! Our marine mammal wing is doing significantly better since we've started adding salt to the water.
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Why can't a restaurant make nachos the way I make them so I don't have to make them
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Why can't a restaurant make nachos the way I make them so I don't have to make them
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At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
Drunk Raccoon Named As Possible RFK Jr Successor
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Drunk Raccoon Named As Possible RFK Jr Successor
There was a 4th Rice Krispies mascot named Mangle, but Snap, Crackle, and Pop felt upstaged and he terrified children. .
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
There was a 4th Rice Krispies mascot named Mangle, but Snap, Crackle, and Pop felt upstaged and he terrified children. .
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"Santa Claus is coming to town" - festive, exciting
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Santa Claus is coming to town" - festive, exciting
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
New curse just dropped
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
New curse just dropped
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sometimes I think about stores and the fragrance they put in the air that has been proven to make us want to buy things and then I forget how to breathe but anyway happy holidays to you too
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
sometimes I think about stores and the fragrance they put in the air that has been proven to make us want to buy things and then I forget how to breathe but anyway happy holidays to you too