Audrey Farnsworth
@audipenny.bsky.social
Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
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Audrey Farnsworth
@audipenny.bsky.social
· Nov 21
as a dedication to my 4+ year thread of movie reviews on tw*tter that I did as self care™️, I’m going to do it again here. As rebellion
This is one of the few days a year I wake up, open the fridge, and deeply fucking consider eating an entire pie
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is one of the few days a year I wake up, open the fridge, and deeply fucking consider eating an entire pie
When Santa Claus waves at a crowd from a parade float on thanksgiving morning that’s big Christmas grabbing this day by the legs and swirling it around like a lasso so it knows it’s place
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
When Santa Claus waves at a crowd from a parade float on thanksgiving morning that’s big Christmas grabbing this day by the legs and swirling it around like a lasso so it knows it’s place
The Thanksgiving parade just casually marched into my home
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The Thanksgiving parade just casually marched into my home
Vultures are innocent. They are actually kind heroes. I’m considering abandoning my life to focus on vultures full time. Could this be a bad idea? No
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Vultures are innocent. They are actually kind heroes. I’m considering abandoning my life to focus on vultures full time. Could this be a bad idea? No
Pluto the dog stands upright walking around at Disneyland but then on TV he walks like a regular dog. And I’m sorry to say this, but … that’s two different guys. It’s just not even the same guy
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Pluto the dog stands upright walking around at Disneyland but then on TV he walks like a regular dog. And I’m sorry to say this, but … that’s two different guys. It’s just not even the same guy
immediately following the events of wicked for good, the tin man and the cowardly lion start a podcast about all of the other women who are also to blame for their problems
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
immediately following the events of wicked for good, the tin man and the cowardly lion start a podcast about all of the other women who are also to blame for their problems
she could and I know that
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
she could and I know that
should I buy 600 of these and ruin my life as a bit
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
should I buy 600 of these and ruin my life as a bit
“takin’ care of business” was on the radio as a quail sprinted by and i was like damn that’s your song dude
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“takin’ care of business” was on the radio as a quail sprinted by and i was like damn that’s your song dude
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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This lady is not your friend.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This lady is not your friend.
I’m doing it again ♥️
ever since I was born i have thought about everything constantly. and, do you know what, it’s still the main thing I do. I am always thinking about everything
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I’m doing it again ♥️
my google searches this week are unprecedented. never been so unhinged. for example “phantom of the opera White House.” excuse me what
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
my google searches this week are unprecedented. never been so unhinged. for example “phantom of the opera White House.” excuse me what
ever since I was born i have thought about everything constantly. and, do you know what, it’s still the main thing I do. I am always thinking about everything
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
ever since I was born i have thought about everything constantly. and, do you know what, it’s still the main thing I do. I am always thinking about everything
When a clock ticks? You’re hearing math, my friend. And possibly space. I don’t know anything! Have a good day
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When a clock ticks? You’re hearing math, my friend. And possibly space. I don’t know anything! Have a good day
i don’t know if my healthcare is good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
i don’t know if my healthcare is good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sometimes you see a trailer for a miniseries from 2009 that is so specifically stupid (compliment) it jolts you back to life when you hadn’t even realized you died
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Sometimes you see a trailer for a miniseries from 2009 that is so specifically stupid (compliment) it jolts you back to life when you hadn’t even realized you died
I love to ask people what they are doing. It’s one of my main hobbies
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I love to ask people what they are doing. It’s one of my main hobbies
Honestly when you tell me to smash that like button? Thank you. I would’ve forgotten. I’m being serious
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Honestly when you tell me to smash that like button? Thank you. I would’ve forgotten. I’m being serious
I’m too stupid to be a physicist but just smart enough to think I am one when I listen to one speak
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m too stupid to be a physicist but just smart enough to think I am one when I listen to one speak
Do I get a say in this or probably I don’t? Okay. No why would I, yeah go ahead and do whatever
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Do I get a say in this or probably I don’t? Okay. No why would I, yeah go ahead and do whatever
the opposite of an erewhon grocery store is an urgent care with a 3 hour wait and a couple in the waiting room fully making out. and in beautiful Los Angeles these two things are right next door to one another
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
the opposite of an erewhon grocery store is an urgent care with a 3 hour wait and a couple in the waiting room fully making out. and in beautiful Los Angeles these two things are right next door to one another
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
(taking you gently by the shirt collar after you tell me to have a great day) i don’t know if that will happen yet. there’s no way for me know that
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
(taking you gently by the shirt collar after you tell me to have a great day) i don’t know if that will happen yet. there’s no way for me know that
when it is 12:09 am, you have Only two options
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
when it is 12:09 am, you have Only two options