Steve Suckington
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
Stealer of lighters
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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
this is one of my all time favorite jokes that i will repost until i die
Grandad: I'm appalled that people film awful situations instead of helping
Me:*takes deep breath*
It's time for me to explain choke fucking
Me:*takes deep breath*
It's time for me to explain choke fucking
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
this is one of my all time favorite jokes that i will repost until i die
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Grandad: I'm appalled that people film awful situations instead of helping
Me:*takes deep breath*
It's time for me to explain choke fucking
Me:*takes deep breath*
It's time for me to explain choke fucking
November 26, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Grandad: I'm appalled that people film awful situations instead of helping
Me:*takes deep breath*
It's time for me to explain choke fucking
Me:*takes deep breath*
It's time for me to explain choke fucking
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BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
May 11, 2023 at 5:06 PM
BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
you only hear about the cops who plant evidence
never about the ones who nurture and water it everyday until it grows into an evidence tree
never about the ones who nurture and water it everyday until it grows into an evidence tree
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
you only hear about the cops who plant evidence
never about the ones who nurture and water it everyday until it grows into an evidence tree
never about the ones who nurture and water it everyday until it grows into an evidence tree
only gonna watch stranger things cuz I’m curious how they’re gonna explain the kids being like 30 now
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
only gonna watch stranger things cuz I’m curious how they’re gonna explain the kids being like 30 now
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i’m from a swing district and that means we sleep with all of our neighbors
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i’m from a swing district and that means we sleep with all of our neighbors
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1 in 5 Americans are dealing with mental health conditions.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
1 in 5 Americans are dealing with mental health conditions.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
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gone, and also forgotten
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
gone, and also forgotten
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"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
big day tomorrow for people who love burning their house down
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
big day tomorrow for people who love burning their house down
when i was a kid i thought the song was “mr sandman, bring me a drink” and i was always like.. this lazy bitch
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
when i was a kid i thought the song was “mr sandman, bring me a drink” and i was always like.. this lazy bitch
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it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
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ME: i want an extra large bag of shredded cheese to eat with my bare hands
GENIE: again, you don’t have to use a wish for that
GENIE: again, you don’t have to use a wish for that
February 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
ME: i want an extra large bag of shredded cheese to eat with my bare hands
GENIE: again, you don’t have to use a wish for that
GENIE: again, you don’t have to use a wish for that
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I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board
February 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board
sorry just saw your text do you still need your EpiPen
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
sorry just saw your text do you still need your EpiPen
a real toss up. I really love pie
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
a real toss up. I really love pie
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Live, Laugh, Love that chicken from Popeyes
December 10, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Live, Laugh, Love that chicken from Popeyes
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[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
sure being the early bird is great if you’re a fuckin worm loving freak
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
sure being the early bird is great if you’re a fuckin worm loving freak
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4yo: [pointing at the stars] Is that where Nana is?
Me: No, she's in a box
Me: No, she's in a box
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
4yo: [pointing at the stars] Is that where Nana is?
Me: No, she's in a box
Me: No, she's in a box
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I’ve played enough video games to know that if I find a gun in the woods, it’s a reward for my curiosity and it’s about to make my life a whole lot easier.
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I’ve played enough video games to know that if I find a gun in the woods, it’s a reward for my curiosity and it’s about to make my life a whole lot easier.
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And so it begins…
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And so it begins…
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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one of these but with a hot dog
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
one of these but with a hot dog