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Steve Suckington

@stevesuckington.bsky.social

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Stealer of lighters Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · Feb 8

jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 11h

“a dull blade is more dangerous than a sharp one”- guy that’s never been stabbed by a sharp blade

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1d

standing up hard af

Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1d

"Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."

-first taxidermist

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1d

This is awesome. Congrats my friend!

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 5d

If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 4d

Not to get political but someone left a dildo in my building's driveway today. And when I got back from my errands it was gone

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 6d

Friend: I found your doppelganger

*shows you picture of the worst looking person you've ever seen in your life*

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

looking for a billionaire investor in my business that will Disrupt the honey industry (we are gluing tiny cowboy hats on bees)

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1d

this bitch is wearing blueblockers

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao this mf talking shit on people “worrying about their outfits”

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 2d

Little known zoo fact: Chet the chimp moonlights at local elementary schools checking kids for lice.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2d

do tuesdays and thursdays work?

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2d

I’ll send u the tracking numbers

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2d

please like and reply via my P.O. Box

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2d

Once you guys get situated at mastodon come back and visit me every now and then

Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2d

I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · Sep 3

i make my kid say a cuss word everytime i catch them eating a bar of soap

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2d

it’s crazy that the people who need to vacuum the most are the ones with dogs but they can’t vacuum because they have dogs

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 3d

Brother of Tyler the somewhat decent

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 3d

Alexander the Great had a lesser known cousin Jeff the Pretty Good

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 3d

describe the current political climate?

hmmm, ok have you ever been to Waffle House at 2am?

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 4d

My grandma who died in 2003 may have said inappropriate things but let’s get one thing clear. She was born in 1909. Times were different then. She was really old. A really old racist bitch. Anyway, the bingo room opens at 5pm tomorrow.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 8d

Just be weird and have fun with it and don’t have expectations

Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 8d

I can’t go down this rabbit hole

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 8d

wtf there are vultures that eat bones?

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