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· Jan 2
lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
*getting hit on by someone else’s boyfriend* aww he must smell my boyfriend
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
*getting hit on by someone else’s boyfriend* aww he must smell my boyfriend
when someone asks if i’ve seen the movie and i tell them no i’ve read the book
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
when someone asks if i’ve seen the movie and i tell them no i’ve read the book
they prefer the term christmas carolers
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
they prefer the term christmas carolers
you guys ever wonder if aliens watch ET around Christmas time bc it’s their “Home Alone”
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
you guys ever wonder if aliens watch ET around Christmas time bc it’s their “Home Alone”
if your apparel isn’t gay you can get the fuck outta my life
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
if your apparel isn’t gay you can get the fuck outta my life
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eve 6 should write a christmas song about putting a tender & mild infant in a blender maybe idk
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
eve 6 should write a christmas song about putting a tender & mild infant in a blender maybe idk
eve 6 should write a christmas song about putting a tender & mild infant in a blender maybe idk
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
eve 6 should write a christmas song about putting a tender & mild infant in a blender maybe idk
{extremely guns n’ roses voice}
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
{extremely guns n’ roses voice}
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
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they say a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth but i'm still not putting my dick in one
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
they say a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth but i'm still not putting my dick in one
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BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
it’s the most wonderful time of the year
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
it’s the most wonderful time of the year
in his defense the baby wouldn’t stop crying
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
in his defense the baby wouldn’t stop crying
he died doing what he loved: kicking buckets
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
he died doing what he loved: kicking buckets
oh fuck you, stranger things.
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
oh fuck you, stranger things.
sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
great day for people who love beige foods
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
great day for people who love beige foods
ok i’ll bite. just how strange are these things?
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
ok i’ll bite. just how strange are these things?
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
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the neighborhood crows after i've left banana slices out four days in a row with zero taken
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the neighborhood crows after i've left banana slices out four days in a row with zero taken
please have “quiet, piggy” written on trump’s tombstone
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
please have “quiet, piggy” written on trump’s tombstone