Ygrene
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Ygrene
@ygrene.bsky.social
· Aug 10
[concert]
singer: (shouting) i can’t hear you
me: (shouting back) it’s because of the music
singer: (shouting) i can’t hear you
me: (shouting back) it’s because of the music
i put the egg nog carton in the recycling bin and the garbageman threw it at our front door
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i put the egg nog carton in the recycling bin and the garbageman threw it at our front door
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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My dog: *reflections of the taiga in his eyes, the chase and quarry, breaking through thin ice to stalk his victims in the marshlands*
Me: oh bud you got a little eye goober going on, let me get that
Me: oh bud you got a little eye goober going on, let me get that
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My dog: *reflections of the taiga in his eyes, the chase and quarry, breaking through thin ice to stalk his victims in the marshlands*
Me: oh bud you got a little eye goober going on, let me get that
Me: oh bud you got a little eye goober going on, let me get that
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A few years ago I went through something that made me realize that a good community is like a net that stretches to keep from tearing, and thus holds onto people rather than letting them fall.
I'm glad if I can be even a tiny part of that net for you.
Thinking of you and wishing you strength.
I'm glad if I can be even a tiny part of that net for you.
Thinking of you and wishing you strength.
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A few years ago I went through something that made me realize that a good community is like a net that stretches to keep from tearing, and thus holds onto people rather than letting them fall.
I'm glad if I can be even a tiny part of that net for you.
Thinking of you and wishing you strength.
I'm glad if I can be even a tiny part of that net for you.
Thinking of you and wishing you strength.
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sittin’ on badook of the ba
October 23, 2024 at 6:45 PM
sittin’ on badook of the ba
Chemo Day #98
Jumpman Flight/Vans Colorblock
Air Jordan 2 Retro
Jumpman Flight/Vans Colorblock
Air Jordan 2 Retro
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Chemo Day #98
Jumpman Flight/Vans Colorblock
Air Jordan 2 Retro
Jumpman Flight/Vans Colorblock
Air Jordan 2 Retro
my dog: *being treated in such a way that shame has been placed on his bloodline for one thousand years*
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
my dog: *being treated in such a way that shame has been placed on his bloodline for one thousand years*
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
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ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
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jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
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If you serve me Italian wedding soup without meat, it instantly becomes Italian divorce soup.
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If you serve me Italian wedding soup without meat, it instantly becomes Italian divorce soup.
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going off-roading (driving off a cliff)
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
going off-roading (driving off a cliff)
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They put the same stuff in portapotties!
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
They put the same stuff in portapotties!
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
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Added a bidet to the bathroom remodel and now I'm over butt jet
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Added a bidet to the bathroom remodel and now I'm over butt jet
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Johnny Appleseed also made clay pots, and he’d often wear one of his clay pots on his head. You could say it was his Hair Pottery.
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Johnny Appleseed also made clay pots, and he’d often wear one of his clay pots on his head. You could say it was his Hair Pottery.
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[being murdered]
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
August 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
[being murdered]
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone
me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on
the blue liquid in a magic eight ball and the blue liquid at the barber shop?? it's the same stuff! it doesn't really mean anything per say, it's just that it's a purposeful liquid, that's all
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
the blue liquid in a magic eight ball and the blue liquid at the barber shop?? it's the same stuff! it doesn't really mean anything per say, it's just that it's a purposeful liquid, that's all
making the microwave run for ten minutes straight because it exploded my chef boyardee
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
making the microwave run for ten minutes straight because it exploded my chef boyardee
ok, so they say that johnny appleseed wore a pot on his head at all times but i didn't think metal had been invented yet in the eighteen hundreds, so
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
ok, so they say that johnny appleseed wore a pot on his head at all times but i didn't think metal had been invented yet in the eighteen hundreds, so
Mashed Potatoes = UK
Green Beans & Carrots = Central & South America, Afghanistan
Cranberries = Native Americans
Stuffing = likely Rome
Croissants = France
Macaroni & Cheese = UK
Green Beans & Carrots = Central & South America, Afghanistan
Cranberries = Native Americans
Stuffing = likely Rome
Croissants = France
Macaroni & Cheese = UK
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Mashed Potatoes = UK
Green Beans & Carrots = Central & South America, Afghanistan
Cranberries = Native Americans
Stuffing = likely Rome
Croissants = France
Macaroni & Cheese = UK
Green Beans & Carrots = Central & South America, Afghanistan
Cranberries = Native Americans
Stuffing = likely Rome
Croissants = France
Macaroni & Cheese = UK
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Why is every journalist a suck-up now. Bring back weasel-faced little bastards who hate everyone
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Why is every journalist a suck-up now. Bring back weasel-faced little bastards who hate everyone
[glass half full attitude] hell yes NIGHT FOG
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
[glass half full attitude] hell yes NIGHT FOG
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Eileen Sheridan taking a drink at speed from her husband Ken
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Eileen Sheridan taking a drink at speed from her husband Ken
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When To See a Doctor:
If still conscious you should see a doctor as soon as the murderer leaves the scene. You should call 911 if you're unable to safely drive yourself after an attempted murder.
If still conscious you should see a doctor as soon as the murderer leaves the scene. You should call 911 if you're unable to safely drive yourself after an attempted murder.
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
When To See a Doctor:
If still conscious you should see a doctor as soon as the murderer leaves the scene. You should call 911 if you're unable to safely drive yourself after an attempted murder.
If still conscious you should see a doctor as soon as the murderer leaves the scene. You should call 911 if you're unable to safely drive yourself after an attempted murder.
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you