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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Mar 5

me: (talking out loud while i write in my diary) today was ok, i just wish i could have eaten more breadsticks

waiter: *sighs* sir would you like more breadsticks

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1h

not a single swear word !!

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Dec 9

in the cold winter months, i like to keep two crockpots in the shower- one is for my body wash and the other is for lil smokies

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18h

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21h

reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it

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Todd Federman @tfederman.bsky.social · 22h

Fuckin get em bro, they've evaded accountability for this for too long

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

i have been using an umbrella with our dogs this last week or so

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

i did a real lmao Jerry

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1d

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

(remembering that twenty five years ago dippin dots was the ice cream of the future) more like "trippin dots" lmao

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

hell yeah 👍

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

he'll never know what hit him!!

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

mcdonald's suddenly implements a seasonal "Gourd Pit" at all their play places

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

The handle came off the microwave so we're playing an old timey game of expecting a long distance call

My grandma's old black rotary phone with a long black microwave handle as the receiver

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

definitely check out the baked beans aisle

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Feb 8

[slips mortician $20] Great job he looks really dead

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

starting a GoFundMe but instead of cash it's the nobel peace prize lmao

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

are you able to make it out of Papier-mâché? 😉

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

maybe stop being a real person for a second,,

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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 23h

A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

he's currently lobbying for a candlestick or possibly a gold colored vase

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

(my life in shambles) i have been meaning to talk to you about that...

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23h

i unfortunately succumbed to the shit eating after repeatedly being beaten over the ears by the DODGE RAM AMERICA AMERICA IS RAM commercial. it immediately alpha'd me

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The Dreaded Lurgy @thedreadedlurgy.bsky.social · 1d

Using the key from the corned beef tin to open every single lock I come across.

Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

patiently using the little saw from the aluminum foil box to cut down a few trees and bushes in my yard

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

good afternoon and evening as well

no, not you

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

patiently using the little saw from the aluminum foil box to cut down a few trees and bushes in my yard

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