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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
more mr. dice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Mar 22
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12h
i bet it would be really easy to knock barron trump down
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1h
damn it's so bad ass how you don't even care that nobody respects you
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19h
pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2h
more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bs... 3h well ialways said this was gonna happen eventually but Sti/f very sad to learn that hell burned down particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.so... 3h Is everyone okay? more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social you're thinking of purgatory October 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10h
well i always said this was gonna happen eventually but still, very sad to learn that hell burned down
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 3h
sorry i'm so late, didn't realize i had crouch toggled On until i'd already walked most of the way here all scrunched up and slower'n hell
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 6h
kinda surprised peter thiel didn't smoke weed in college cause hearing him talk you're like, i think this guy is smoking weed in college right now
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 3d
COL. KURTZ: fetch me my tape recorder... i must inform those bureaucrats at headquarters of my snail dream
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 9h
oooh mr. alert little baby caught me pickpocketing?? guess i'll have to get that candy the Other way
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 3h
oh yeah
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Dec 31
(trying to market bagel bites to Billy Pilgrim) pizza has been on a bagel forever and everyone has always been eating pizza at any and all times
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
is sams a gym or a store you rob
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
she was a big influence for me
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
kind of a cool little easter egg
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
always wondered if they were the same simpsons as the ones in the title
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
yeah i also frequently confuse my ass with a hole in the ground
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10h
if you don't believe teachers are filling our children's heads with a bunch of woke garbage then explain why my kid came home from school the other day and told me he's a little god damn teapot
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
we get paid for DINNER all the TIME
tim Robinson screaming No, I eat paper all the time
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
i've never even HEARD of fifty thousand dollars
tim Robinson I DIDN'T FUCKING DO SHIT
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
"did Tom Homan accept that $50,000 we saw in the video?"

Vance:
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10h
Merchant DESTROYS haggler
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 5h
just Times. it's cleaner
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 5h
wow hard hitting stuff from Times as usual
ANALYSIS Candy Bar Split Screen: Almond Joys Got Nuts, Mounds Don't
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 5h
dark grimley
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 5h
give me a break this is a totally decent man i'm talking to, but oh let's face it i need skulls and he's got a doozie i must say, but do i want? do i need? it's making me completely mental
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