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Tusk Jenkins

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · Aug 24

Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 4h

some of you make me want to be a better person but most of you just make me want to write progressively worse and worse skeets

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FreeRangeMattress @freemattress.bsky.social · 4h

It’s cool how the universe is an infinite expanse of awe inspiring wonder and yet it finds a way to hand me the most psychologically damaging outcome possible for at least one situation every single day

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 4h

Aligning frequencies must be a sign that paths are converging, it's pretty obvious right because I don't want to tell my new car it'll know when it meets the ONE and not to confuse it with parking perfectly

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 7h

Not many people realize they called it the PS5 because pspspspsps didn't fit on the box

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 7h

Find you a man who likes to sit on the couch and drink beer because life is too short for mystery or adventure

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 7h

"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 5h

fermented strawbeeries

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 4h

babe lets turn this haunted house into an absolute nightmare

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 5h

Titles of independent films are my Madlibs.

A Smoking Bear production brought to me by Asylum Watchmaker sounds so kickass.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 5h

That Halloween party where I dressed up as Godzilla, got a little drunk, broke into the miniature golf course and beat up the little windmill.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 8h

i think i want to be one of the other me’s
maybe the one who dealt with her shit in her twenties
or who stayed in touch with her best friend from high school
or the one who became fucking anything at all and never got sick and knew what she had when she had it
can i slip her on like a jacket

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orcus @goblin.news · 8h

the X games lost america when they wouldn’t add shitting as an event

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 8h

I simply cannot WAIT to go to bed tonight and lie awake worrying about shit I can't control

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 7h

My chiropractor calls me a few hours after our first appointment just like I used to call my old girlfriends reminding them to take it slow and see if they are walking straight yet and now I understand how demanding it is

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 7h

What’s that cooking show where they give you 5 condiments, half a cabbage & something iced over from the freezer, and say go?

Wait, never mind. I found an avocado. I’m good now. Bon appetit.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 6h

Him: Did you eat dinner?

Me: I had that leftover bread with olive oil

Him: Bread is not dinner

Me: I also had a dozen chocolate covered mini donuts, surely that counts as dinner?

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 9h

Me when anyone talks while I’m wearing my ear pods

A grey and white cat with a perplexed look on its face

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 5h

"Dude, you're crushing it!" I tell my buddy who is most definitely not crushing it.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 7h

David Cronenberg presents The Brood Two: Electric Broodaloo

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 6h

Heart so feral it needed a rib cage to catch it.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 6h

Hot, wet, and naked is how I roll.

Out of the shower.

And when I say roll, it's a full head over heels flip when I hit the lip of the shower with my toe and slip.

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Norm @ogskydog.com · 6h

i couldn't think of the word for bon vivant so my brain 'browser'

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 6h

When no one was looking I snuck a bottle of roll-on salad dressing—a completely made-up product—into the town’s time capsule.

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 6h

i dont ignore my problems i rationalize them into submission

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