Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
no klaatu no barada no nikto🛸🚫
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)
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Sit me next to the folks who can talk openly about Bigfoot being an interdimensional being that can teleport *only*.
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Sit me next to the folks who can talk openly about Bigfoot being an interdimensional being that can teleport *only*.
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We no longer bat our eyes at anything.
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 AM
We no longer bat our eyes at anything.
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Them spires still dreaming.
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Them spires still dreaming.
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Yarp. Gotta protect the locality...
a peacock is walking down a stone walkway in a park .
Alt: a peacock flairs its feathers covering the screen
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Yarp. Gotta protect the locality...
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Oh ya, hi! Thanks for the follow! Quick look at the profile... Account following 32 thousand others.
Eyes narrow. Hand slides under the lapel of a black suit to a shoulder holster. "But, don't think you know our neighborhood"
Eyes narrow. Hand slides under the lapel of a black suit to a shoulder holster. "But, don't think you know our neighborhood"
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Oh ya, hi! Thanks for the follow! Quick look at the profile... Account following 32 thousand others.
Eyes narrow. Hand slides under the lapel of a black suit to a shoulder holster. "But, don't think you know our neighborhood"
Eyes narrow. Hand slides under the lapel of a black suit to a shoulder holster. "But, don't think you know our neighborhood"
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The perverse thrill of pulling into the parking garage and getting the very last open spot right in front of the guy who tailgated you in.
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The perverse thrill of pulling into the parking garage and getting the very last open spot right in front of the guy who tailgated you in.
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Profectionado? Like a person super-proficient in a skill. Current spell-check is telling me this was spelled wrong.
Humans, help!
Humans, help!
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Profectionado? Like a person super-proficient in a skill. Current spell-check is telling me this was spelled wrong.
Humans, help!
Humans, help!
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Those who drive half the speed limit
- Those who don't separate their recycling
- Those who stand too close in the shopping aisle
- Those who sit next to you on an empty bus
- Bin Chicken
- Those who drive half the speed limit
- Those who don't separate their recycling
- Those who stand too close in the shopping aisle
- Those who sit next to you on an empty bus
- Bin Chicken
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild (UK city edition):
Badger
Deer
Parakeet
Bat
Fox
#urbanfauna
Badger
Deer
Parakeet
Bat
Fox
#urbanfauna
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Alligator
Albino White Tailed Deer
Moose
Black Bear
Bobcat
Alligator
Albino White Tailed Deer
Moose
Black Bear
Bobcat
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Those who drive half the speed limit
- Those who don't separate their recycling
- Those who stand too close in the shopping aisle
- Those who sit next to you on an empty bus
- Bin Chicken
- Those who drive half the speed limit
- Those who don't separate their recycling
- Those who stand too close in the shopping aisle
- Those who sit next to you on an empty bus
- Bin Chicken
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Tomorrow is my first sleep in day in 21 days and if anyone wakes me up so help me god I’ll…probably cry.
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Tomorrow is my first sleep in day in 21 days and if anyone wakes me up so help me god I’ll…probably cry.
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If you're looking for something to do I could eat around 8 rice krispie treats.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
If you're looking for something to do I could eat around 8 rice krispie treats.
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Sorry I got karate all over you.
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Sorry I got karate all over you.
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welcome to my elegant and moody tokyo bar, we serve exquisite classic cocktails, along with spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
welcome to my elegant and moody tokyo bar, we serve exquisite classic cocktails, along with spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
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Almost replied to a skeet, serious, I typed it out before deleting... "wowzers."
(please note: no exclamation point)
(please note: no exclamation point)
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Almost replied to a skeet, serious, I typed it out before deleting... "wowzers."
(please note: no exclamation point)
(please note: no exclamation point)
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All the black friday deals are for products made of glass, metals and plastic.
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 AM
All the black friday deals are for products made of glass, metals and plastic.
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It's times like these (eating mashed potatoes in bed) that I'm glad things didn't work out. So I don't have to share my potatoes with a loser.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It's times like these (eating mashed potatoes in bed) that I'm glad things didn't work out. So I don't have to share my potatoes with a loser.
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People who liked this post also bought The Doors Of Affection by Aldous "The Love Doctor" Huxley
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
People who liked this post also bought The Doors Of Affection by Aldous "The Love Doctor" Huxley
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Happy garage door, happy life! Unhappy garage door, carbon monoxide poisoning!
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Happy garage door, happy life! Unhappy garage door, carbon monoxide poisoning!
Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
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welcome to my chic boutique tokyo cafe where we serve high-end espresso drinks along with spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
welcome to my chic boutique tokyo cafe where we serve high-end espresso drinks along with spaghetti and potato salad for some reason
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Everyone, every time, every moment, I’ll be here waiting friendly to watch you shine.
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Everyone, every time, every moment, I’ll be here waiting friendly to watch you shine.
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Through my own hubris & a kind of feverish mania I found myself prematurely interred—buried alive in the gloomy depths—with little hope of rescue, beneath a small mountain over-mashed potatoes.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Through my own hubris & a kind of feverish mania I found myself prematurely interred—buried alive in the gloomy depths—with little hope of rescue, beneath a small mountain over-mashed potatoes.
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character... wrong answers only
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character... wrong answers only
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Whoever decided to coat turkish delight in chocolate really solved the problem.
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Whoever decided to coat turkish delight in chocolate really solved the problem.
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bye bye piece of Chex mix that fell in the couch you live there now foreva
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
bye bye piece of Chex mix that fell in the couch you live there now foreva