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Carole U
@caroleu.bsky.social
Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)

my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
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whenever my dad talks about ‘the man’ he’s talking about burgess meredith.
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Krampus is coming!
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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The 'Scared Straight' program, except it's me stepping on the scale the day after Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Hark the herald edgelords whinge
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

David Bowie
Van Halen
Harry Belafonte
Placido Domingo
Peter Murphy
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Pablo Cruise
Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show
The Tubes
Dire Straits
Judas Priest

(My first five shows - the first three were at the Del Mar Fair)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Elton John & Billy Joel
Joan Jet
David Bowie
Talking Heads
Laurie Anderson

(You have no idea what you missed on the last one. Every concert she gave was masterful storytelling and performance)
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I almost got up after only four hours of sleep. Then I heard the voice of my dead father tell me to get back in that bed and finish what I started because he didn't raise a quitter.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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There's a scene in Thelma & Louise where Louise handwashes a glass and leaves it upside down on a towel by the sink to dry before leaving on her road trip. I think about it every time I'm getting ready to travel
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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I can hear Diana Vreeland bellowing, “Make it TALLER, darling! TALLER!”
The paper artworks of Asya Kozina who also designs life-sized sculptures, wedding dresses and masks, 100% out of paper #WomensArt
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
digesting carbs counts as cardio as long as the carbs were tasty
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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I have nothing to hide. My life is an open phone.
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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An old school horror movie/game show crissover... The Vincent Price is Right
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I have so many different body parts and I don’t even know how to use them.
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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*quietly returns the slab to the tomb*
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Now it’s Xmas party season, I was remembering the best one I’d ever been to.
It was when two brothers got into a fight & one set about the other with a giant Toblerone 😂
This thing was massive, about a metre long!
He got about 3 good whacks in before it broke up.
I still ate a bit, it tasted ok.
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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A waiting list for the kids table.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I am not a holidays person for lots of reasons (including having to run all holidays for my family of origin from ages 12 through 46)

but for people having a holiday gathering today, I send my very best wishes

I hope you either have a wonderful time, or a time so bizarre it makes a good story
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You know the thing about how there are no patterns in roulette, and every spin could end up on any number regardless of what happened on any and all previous spins?
Well, that's exactly why I keep refreshing my weather app. You never know.
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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To whoever gave MY number to their estranged parents to avoid their calls - I get it, but fuck you. They don't believe I'm a wrong number and now I have to block your parents too. Make up a better fake number.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I live a badass life and I do badass things.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM