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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · Apr 18

Whenever I see a picture of this outfit, I always think to myself, “that must’ve cost him an arm and a leg”.

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 38m

can’t spell disappointment without men

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 17m

Or ointment.

Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 3h

The outtakes of this are hilarious. 😆

Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 5h

May the force be with you.

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Wiserafter90 @wiserafter90.bsky.social · 7h

"One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating." Luciano Pavarotti. "We all have our time machines. Those that take us back are memories. Those that take us forward are dreams." H. G. Wells.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 12h

Every morning "So what do you want out of today" just to feel okay sometimes, for having my eyes open "When do we want it? Now" no this isn't one of those "Great because now is only when you blink" it's a waking dream is it "Yep" okay cool

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 11h

look i may well shake out half a tub of grated parmesan onto my plate of pasta but i always do so through the little holes and not the giant spoon hole because i'm a lady with manners dammit

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 19h

There once was a limerick at sonnetcon

But the reciter just kept going, on and on.

He looked at the rankings

But couldn’t compete with Tusk Jenkins

And just ended with sad face emoticon :(

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 22h

There once was a limerick at sonnetcon? Wow even poetry news is anarchy

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 5d

I shall just go back to putting shitposts in a bottle & hurling them out to sea.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 22h

It’s a big slice of potato, covered in batter and fried, they’re nice.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 23h

I’m pro fritter roll.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 1d

Nicely done and also fuck you.

Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 1d

Imaginaro

Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever I finish reading a book, I always go back to the front and read the first page again, that way it’s never actually finished.

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Wiserafter90 @wiserafter90.bsky.social · Sep 6

"Old men are fond of giving good advice, to console themselves for no longer being in a position to give bad examples." "Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire." Francois de la Rouchefoucauld.

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Wiserafter90 @wiserafter90.bsky.social · 4d

"Just living is not enough, said the butterfly. One must have sunshine, freedom and a little sunshine." Hans Christian Anderson. "The wounds and blows inflicted by men... render them less able to bear the afflictions of heat and cold," Theophrastus.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 1d

Always do it a few times though, you don’t want the cunt getting back up.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 1d

Always do it a few times though, you don’t want the cunt getting back up.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 1d

Agreed.

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 1d

These Alien spin-offs need to stop.

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 14d

ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 1d

I loaded Street Fighter onto my Nintendo Switch 2 and like when tf did video games find it necessary to have these long ass intro videos? I think its been playing for three straight days when tf do I get to play the game?

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

technically awake but really just sleepwalking through this day because fuck it

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sorry for what I said every time I've opened my mouth.

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