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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary

@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social

510 followers 490 following 1.1K posts

I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 16d

ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 16h

DISCLAIMER: not a joke. Just me moping publicly on a profile where 99% of my content is jokes. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming 📺

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 16h

If you live in L.A. for too long, then move, you will feel like you lost most of your identity (and soul) somehow--which is crazy since i was never "from L.A." until i moved away

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 17h

At first i was curious and tried to count, but only got up to 4 before i got dizzy. So... you're 4 now, just fyi

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 17h

Spiraling is out, twirling is in. Pass it on.

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 18h

Define people though. There will always be some people who do enjoy it and some who don't, right??

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 19h

Woo woo take: I don't think art actually comes from the person creating it. So what an author thinks their book is about doesn't matter. All that matters to me is its meaning to me. And I say this as someone who writes. It's just not my place to decide my work's meaning to others

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 19h

Everytime one of you funny ppl leaves this app, you just give my quote posts of you more mystery, and thus, more power.
Soon, my moots and i will run this place....

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

Like for the night? Or are you leaving the site?? Did something else happen?

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

I demand compensation

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT THE. FUCK! Just found out Taylor Swift stole and sullied my pickup line! Copyright! Now i have to start all over... 💔

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 13d

Hey boy, are you a California Redwood tree? Bc you're like...
tall and stuff...

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Lavender honeybee butt timeline cleanse.

Field of lavender, with a honeybee butt, while he's doing his honeybee business.

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

Same over here

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

Yes

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland saying " thank you kind sir "

ALT: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland saying " thank you kind sir "

media.tenor.com

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

Oh noooo! Homeless breadsticks 💔

An article saying that Olive Garden will close all its 900 locations with a picture of the restaurant

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

I do know one of his songs, but mostly the "BAP BA BAAA!" parts. Just call me back in when it's time to yell the BAP BA BAAs i guess ✨

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

I already defrosted salmon for dinner, buy now i kinda want cake instead

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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 2d

SEIZE HER SALAD or something I don’t speak Latin

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 1d

I don't normally ask much of my followers but I need you all to come to my house and build a monolith in the garden

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's about all of us tbf

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

This is about me

sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 1d

im beginning to suspect some of you hang out online a lot

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

I believe in YOU... and science and stuff too i guess

Normal @princessofbluesky.bsky.social · 1d

I believe in science

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

😱😱😱😱😱
My mom would only buy Little Ceasers, Dominos for special events. No DVDs. Just breadsticks and plastic noid toys 💔

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Normal @princessofbluesky.bsky.social · 1d

Throwing flowers and rainbows at you guys rn

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1d

I also realize that there's likely a joke here that I didn't get (sorry)... but I do love rocks 💕