Lisa (The Snow Summoner ❄️) Singletary
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
(Still not a 🐿️)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Pinned
ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior
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Hot singles named Yuri on your timeline are eager to like your posts.
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hot singles named Yuri on your timeline are eager to like your posts.
GUYS!!! GUYS!!! COME LOOK!!!!
Mr. Beluga put me on the nice list 💕
Mr. Beluga put me on the nice list 💕
My first starter pack these people are some of the best content on Bluesky check them out
go.bsky.app/3k2vhHB
go.bsky.app/3k2vhHB
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
GUYS!!! GUYS!!! COME LOOK!!!!
Mr. Beluga put me on the nice list 💕
Mr. Beluga put me on the nice list 💕
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VOTE FOR LISA GET FREE PIZZA!
Nice! I accept!✨
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
VOTE FOR LISA GET FREE PIZZA!
Ok how is this magical Yuri person liking my posts before i even hit post?? What is happening???
Not complaining just confused
Not complaining just confused
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ok how is this magical Yuri person liking my posts before i even hit post?? What is happening???
Not complaining just confused
Not complaining just confused
Got the cats a fake tree so that they'll leave my live potted tree alone
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Got the cats a fake tree so that they'll leave my live potted tree alone
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happy #SquirrelSunday to all who celebrate
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
happy #SquirrelSunday to all who celebrate
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[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
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Bread monkey. A monkey that brings you bread. Maybe he bakes it too, we'll come back to that.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Bread monkey. A monkey that brings you bread. Maybe he bakes it too, we'll come back to that.
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unhinge, a dating app for people who've had just the right amount of therapy
September 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
unhinge, a dating app for people who've had just the right amount of therapy
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Slipped Tylenol into everyone's mashed potatoes at dinner so I will finally have some people to talk to about all my cool rocks
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Slipped Tylenol into everyone's mashed potatoes at dinner so I will finally have some people to talk to about all my cool rocks
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what if i took another nap
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
what if i took another nap
If i ever get a dog again, i want a corgi, maybe two, maybe ten❤️
a brown and white dog is sitting on a couch .
Alt: a brown and white corgi is sitting on a couch grinning
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If i ever get a dog again, i want a corgi, maybe two, maybe ten❤️
Would 100% right swipe on this as a main dating app pic. Wouldn't even read further
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Would 100% right swipe on this as a main dating app pic. Wouldn't even read further
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it's me and my caffeinated beverage against the world
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
it's me and my caffeinated beverage against the world
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What's your vibe?
1. mossy shambler
2. Muppet on a budget
3. person who likes potatoes
4. comfortable sweater witch
1. mossy shambler
2. Muppet on a budget
3. person who likes potatoes
4. comfortable sweater witch
April 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
What's your vibe?
1. mossy shambler
2. Muppet on a budget
3. person who likes potatoes
4. comfortable sweater witch
1. mossy shambler
2. Muppet on a budget
3. person who likes potatoes
4. comfortable sweater witch
Mouse should teach a course in bsky rage baiting✨
10/10 rage bait. no notes
10/10 rage bait. no notes
potato’s are gross
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Mouse should teach a course in bsky rage baiting✨
10/10 rage bait. no notes
10/10 rage bait. no notes
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in all honesty i hope this email never ever finds you. run free my little one!
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
in all honesty i hope this email never ever finds you. run free my little one!
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What about going back in time and just KIDNAPPING baby Hitler and raising him better?
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
What about going back in time and just KIDNAPPING baby Hitler and raising him better?
So what happens out here if ppl get snowed into their house? Does that happen? Like, is there a door dash type thing for that?
hashtag not from here
hashtag not from here
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So what happens out here if ppl get snowed into their house? Does that happen? Like, is there a door dash type thing for that?
hashtag not from here
hashtag not from here
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I kinda hope AI eventually just goes away like fidget spinners.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I kinda hope AI eventually just goes away like fidget spinners.
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I hope you have a nice night.
I also hope talking owls arrive carrying carafes of wine and you invite them to hang out in your rumpus room while the stars break the darkness with their ancient glow.
I also hope talking owls arrive carrying carafes of wine and you invite them to hang out in your rumpus room while the stars break the darkness with their ancient glow.
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I hope you have a nice night.
I also hope talking owls arrive carrying carafes of wine and you invite them to hang out in your rumpus room while the stars break the darkness with their ancient glow.
I also hope talking owls arrive carrying carafes of wine and you invite them to hang out in your rumpus room while the stars break the darkness with their ancient glow.
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Dad: What are you going to do with a degree in—what is it—percussion?
This guy:
This guy:
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Dad: What are you going to do with a degree in—what is it—percussion?
This guy:
This guy:
This amount of snow is unreal. Gonna bake brownies about it
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This amount of snow is unreal. Gonna bake brownies about it
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I have the same view of math as I do with Italian operas.
It’s beautiful, but I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
It’s beautiful, but I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I have the same view of math as I do with Italian operas.
It’s beautiful, but I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
It’s beautiful, but I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
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we need 50 cent to join bsky, he was a top tier poster
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
we need 50 cent to join bsky, he was a top tier poster