Lisa (The Snow Summoner ❄️) Singletary
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
(Still not a 🐿️)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Pinned
ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior
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I hope you have a nice night.
I also hope talking owls arrive carrying carafes of wine and you invite them to hang out in your rumpus room while the stars break the darkness with their ancient glow.
I also hope talking owls arrive carrying carafes of wine and you invite them to hang out in your rumpus room while the stars break the darkness with their ancient glow.
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I hope you have a nice night.
I also hope talking owls arrive carrying carafes of wine and you invite them to hang out in your rumpus room while the stars break the darkness with their ancient glow.
I also hope talking owls arrive carrying carafes of wine and you invite them to hang out in your rumpus room while the stars break the darkness with their ancient glow.
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Dad: What are you going to do with a degree in—what is it—percussion?
This guy:
This guy:
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Dad: What are you going to do with a degree in—what is it—percussion?
This guy:
This guy:
This amount of snow is unreal. Gonna bake brownies about it
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This amount of snow is unreal. Gonna bake brownies about it
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I have the same view of math as I do with Italian operas.
It’s beautiful, but I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
It’s beautiful, but I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I have the same view of math as I do with Italian operas.
It’s beautiful, but I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
It’s beautiful, but I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
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we need 50 cent to join bsky, he was a top tier poster
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
we need 50 cent to join bsky, he was a top tier poster
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Assert dominance by eating donuts in front of cops
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Assert dominance by eating donuts in front of cops
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kira bear is in a blanket chrysalis, what monstrosity will emerge!?
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
kira bear is in a blanket chrysalis, what monstrosity will emerge!?
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i would make such a great loser gf
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i would make such a great loser gf
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falling for you like a snowflake
hanging onto you like an icicle
hanging onto you like an icicle
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
falling for you like a snowflake
hanging onto you like an icicle
hanging onto you like an icicle
What i woke up to:
youtube.com/shorts/1Tr_U...
youtube.com/shorts/1Tr_U...
Marty's first time seeing snow☃️
YouTube video by Lisa Singletary
youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What i woke up to:
youtube.com/shorts/1Tr_U...
youtube.com/shorts/1Tr_U...
I accidentally fell asleep from 2pm-8pm today, just in case anyone out there feels like the least productive adult on the planet
You are not
You are not
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I accidentally fell asleep from 2pm-8pm today, just in case anyone out there feels like the least productive adult on the planet
You are not
You are not
"Post something random"
I once met the OG juicy fruit zebra🌈🦓. He was actually quite glittery IRL. And hated the gum. Told execs it was trash gum!
So they murdered him 😱
I can say no more...
I once met the OG juicy fruit zebra🌈🦓. He was actually quite glittery IRL. And hated the gum. Told execs it was trash gum!
So they murdered him 😱
I can say no more...
"Post something random"
Satan's sleigh pulled by 5 bears wearing clown outfits and traveling around the world delivering cans of green beans to all the bad boys and girls.
Satan's sleigh pulled by 5 bears wearing clown outfits and traveling around the world delivering cans of green beans to all the bad boys and girls.
"Post something random."
A drunk gorilla wearing a spiked glove doing a cavity search at the airport on a plaid moose wearing a pink muumuu.
A drunk gorilla wearing a spiked glove doing a cavity search at the airport on a plaid moose wearing a pink muumuu.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"Post something random"
I once met the OG juicy fruit zebra🌈🦓. He was actually quite glittery IRL. And hated the gum. Told execs it was trash gum!
So they murdered him 😱
I can say no more...
I once met the OG juicy fruit zebra🌈🦓. He was actually quite glittery IRL. And hated the gum. Told execs it was trash gum!
So they murdered him 😱
I can say no more...
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sometimes i just don’t wanna be cold, ya know what i mean?
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
sometimes i just don’t wanna be cold, ya know what i mean?
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u know whats crazy they just implemented this new law and it says u have to love me like legally u have to isnt that so wild thats the law they just made
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
u know whats crazy they just implemented this new law and it says u have to love me like legally u have to isnt that so wild thats the law they just made
Confession: i'm in a gang 🙀
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Confession: i'm in a gang 🙀
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Black bears
Coyotes
Roadrunner
Rabbits
Deer
(Definitely not squirrels tho! Never even heard of them, in fact *pinky up sip of tea*)
Black bears
Coyotes
Roadrunner
Rabbits
Deer
(Definitely not squirrels tho! Never even heard of them, in fact *pinky up sip of tea*)
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Alligator
Iquanas
Cottonmouth
Black bears
Rattlesnakes
Bonus: cougars at Applebee's
Alligator
Iquanas
Cottonmouth
Black bears
Rattlesnakes
Bonus: cougars at Applebee's
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Buffalo
Sea Lions
Blue tailed Skink
Brown Squirrels ❤️
Raccoons
Opossum
Buffalo
Sea Lions
Blue tailed Skink
Brown Squirrels ❤️
Raccoons
Opossum
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Black bears
Coyotes
Roadrunner
Rabbits
Deer
(Definitely not squirrels tho! Never even heard of them, in fact *pinky up sip of tea*)
Black bears
Coyotes
Roadrunner
Rabbits
Deer
(Definitely not squirrels tho! Never even heard of them, in fact *pinky up sip of tea*)
😬 SORRY!
I messed up. I overshot my snow summoning magic *sigh*
I will learn from this. I will grow from this. I will be more careful in the future ❄️☃️❄️
I messed up. I overshot my snow summoning magic *sigh*
I will learn from this. I will grow from this. I will be more careful in the future ❄️☃️❄️
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
😬 SORRY!
I messed up. I overshot my snow summoning magic *sigh*
I will learn from this. I will grow from this. I will be more careful in the future ❄️☃️❄️
I messed up. I overshot my snow summoning magic *sigh*
I will learn from this. I will grow from this. I will be more careful in the future ❄️☃️❄️
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all my posts are half off today
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
all my posts are half off today
Black Friday: the magical day of year when prices temporarily return to what they were just a couple weeks ago✨
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Black Friday: the magical day of year when prices temporarily return to what they were just a couple weeks ago✨
How November 29 and 30 look hearing you all going on and on about December already
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
How November 29 and 30 look hearing you all going on and on about December already
☃️ a wintery skircle of holiday skeeters✨
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
☃️ a wintery skircle of holiday skeeters✨
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one day i was just like "i could have so much swag" and then i did
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
one day i was just like "i could have so much swag" and then i did
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Digable Planets
Pharcyde/Souls of Mischief
Janet Jackson
Weezer
Maya Hawke
Digable Planets
Pharcyde/Souls of Mischief
Janet Jackson
Weezer
Maya Hawke
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Ozzy
Staind
KISS
ZZ Top
Nita Strauss
Ozzy
Staind
KISS
ZZ Top
Nita Strauss
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Digable Planets
Pharcyde/Souls of Mischief
Janet Jackson
Weezer
Maya Hawke
Digable Planets
Pharcyde/Souls of Mischief
Janet Jackson
Weezer
Maya Hawke
Just put on a Nightmare Before Christmas pitch meeting vid and it immediately started SNOWING!
CONCLUSION: I AM MAGIC! ☃️💫
CONCLUSION: I AM MAGIC! ☃️💫
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just put on a Nightmare Before Christmas pitch meeting vid and it immediately started SNOWING!
CONCLUSION: I AM MAGIC! ☃️💫
CONCLUSION: I AM MAGIC! ☃️💫