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Dan the booluga

@icantshutup.bsky.social

130 followers 36 following 2.3K posts

Certified yapper I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊 https://ngl.link/icantshutup

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14d

The data doesn’t lie 😂

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 3m

No you can’t cuz there’s only 24 hours in a day

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 6m

Are you talking about the NICU in the hospital? That’s not a party? Did you get kicked out of the hospital again?

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 7m

Do you like my new header?

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 7m

I got bored so I made a header as well although I think skip is a bad influence on me

#cancelskip 👀

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 17m

I’ll get it one day 😂

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 7d

How To Shitpost: A Guide

1. Post shit.

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 38m

ME: Come look at the jack-o-lantern I made!

HIM: Why did you carve a terrible joke into it?

ME: I made a pun-kin!

HIM: Halloween is canceled

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 20m

Thank you

No wait let me start over

I appreciate it

No no not that either give me a sec

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25m

Okay wait maybe some kings

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 59m

❤️
Brownies for everyone!

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 1h

He’s a 10 but he’s a beluga

Asking for a friend ofc

Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 2h

She's a ten but she has a tail

Gen Existential Crisis @ru12bseen.com · 2h

she’s a ten but will wait in line for Chick Fil A

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 2h

I’m right here

a man with sweat running down his face

ALT: a man with sweat running down his face

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 12h

There is no regret on that cats face

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 12h

Well if you ever need to talk about it or just simply need a friend my DMs are always open

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 13h

I’m doing good how was your day

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 13h

I think there is a Mrs beluga out there

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 15h

Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

#jokes #dadjoke #funny

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 13h

And a beluga in a pear tree

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 13h

Guys I am ok and fine nobody is making me post please do not come check up on me that’s really not necessary

teq @quilling.dev · 13h

start posting

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 13h

That will never happen my tag is literally @icantshutup.bsky.social

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 13h

Follow me seductively

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 15h

Goodnight haha

Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 15h

Fine I won’t be your safe space lol I didn’t want to anyway

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 16h

My DMs are always open

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 18h

no (Burger) Kings

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