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Dan the red nosed beluga
@icantshutup.bsky.social
Certified yapper

I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊

https://ngl.link/icantshutup
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The data doesn’t lie 😂
That and mayo
Love putting chocolate candy in my movie popcorn 🍿
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
GUYS

GUYS GUYS GUYS

COME QUICK
I’d like to apologize for being off my game lately. You can beat me up I guess.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
@heatriser.bsky.social if you get this one you have to get the sequel
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’m all ears
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Good afternoon to nobody except the animals on Bluesky
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Yes, my love. Good morning! 🩷
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
🪨

Like this rock
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Murrrrrrrrrrrrr I just wanna sleep more but I'm getting up.
...Slowly.
a white cat with a sad look on its face is being held by a person .
ALT: a white cat with a sad look on its face is being held by a person .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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here’s a fun fact i made up: nothing has calories on sunday
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I could not agree more (I have no idea what Psyduck is saying)
이북리더기로 온책방 이용하기 넘 힘들고 귀찮아서 걍 크레마 클럽 구독함.....
December 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I didn’t know cats could be siamese twins 😂😂
Can't tell if Leo is enjoying this or not
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Yeah we-

I mean those guys are so dumb haha
Guy who is confused about going on the lam because lambs would make terrible getaway vehicles
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM