B 🐝
@vtbee80.bsky.social
she/her/hers
queer 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
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queer 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
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B 🐝
@vtbee80.bsky.social
· Feb 19
at my funeral, feel free to cut off one of my tattoos and take it home with you
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[dr frankenstein weighing dongs in both hands to see which one feels heftier]
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
[dr frankenstein weighing dongs in both hands to see which one feels heftier]
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lady and the tramp scene but with a tube of cookie dough
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
lady and the tramp scene but with a tube of cookie dough
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gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay GAYYYYY GAY GAY Gay gay gay g
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay GAYYYYY GAY GAY Gay gay gay g
introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
black bear
porcupine
jellyfish
beaver
fox
black bear
porcupine
jellyfish
beaver
fox
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Alligator
Albino White Tailed Deer
Moose
Black Bear
Bobcat
Alligator
Albino White Tailed Deer
Moose
Black Bear
Bobcat
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Lynx
Black bear
Sturgeon (one of my holy shit moments)
These giant water spiders
Moose
Lynx
Black bear
Sturgeon (one of my holy shit moments)
These giant water spiders
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
black bear
porcupine
jellyfish
beaver
fox
black bear
porcupine
jellyfish
beaver
fox
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i love my gay little internet friends
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
i love my gay little internet friends
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[naked and afraid, day 2]
son of a cuss, my gameboy died
son of a cuss, my gameboy died
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
[naked and afraid, day 2]
son of a cuss, my gameboy died
son of a cuss, my gameboy died
i can’t possibly do any more work today (i haven’t done any) so it’s time to spin around in my chair until closing time
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i can’t possibly do any more work today (i haven’t done any) so it’s time to spin around in my chair until closing time
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heartburn food is so good tho
July 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
heartburn food is so good tho
a dozen strawberry cupcakes with cream cheese frosting could fix everything that’s wrong with me, at least for a little while
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
a dozen strawberry cupcakes with cream cheese frosting could fix everything that’s wrong with me, at least for a little while
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Since we’re referring to pussy, why don’t we say “eating meowt.”
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Since we’re referring to pussy, why don’t we say “eating meowt.”
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
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when jesus resurrected the romans were like no way and everyone else was like Yahweh
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
when jesus resurrected the romans were like no way and everyone else was like Yahweh
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on black friday proper meals don’t exist and boobs don’t need a bra
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
on black friday proper meals don’t exist and boobs don’t need a bra
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hunting* and gathering**
*posting
**notifications
*posting
**notifications
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
hunting* and gathering**
*posting
**notifications
*posting
**notifications
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Noah could have saved a ton of room on his ark if he transported all his animals Turducken style.
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Noah could have saved a ton of room on his ark if he transported all his animals Turducken style.
panera is great because i love getting a side of bread with my sandwich
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
panera is great because i love getting a side of bread with my sandwich
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add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
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however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
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hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
it’s almost noon time to crack open another cold one*
*diet coke
*diet coke
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
it’s almost noon time to crack open another cold one*
*diet coke
*diet coke
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Considering having my whole body removed
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Considering having my whole body removed
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Dont speak to me or my clit ever again
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dont speak to me or my clit ever again