Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
In my napping era
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Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
· Dec 13
If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
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nana said we can be on our phones at the table if we’re all on individual calls with speaker phone on
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
nana said we can be on our phones at the table if we’re all on individual calls with speaker phone on
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I'm like a turducken but with mental illnesses instead of types of edible bird
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm like a turducken but with mental illnesses instead of types of edible bird
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The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
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The Peanuts gang sitting around the Thanksgiving dinner table, a seed dropping in slow motion from Woodstock’s fork as Charlie Brown brings out the roasted turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The Peanuts gang sitting around the Thanksgiving dinner table, a seed dropping in slow motion from Woodstock’s fork as Charlie Brown brings out the roasted turkey.
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Grandad: I'm appalled that people film awful situations instead of helping
Me:*takes deep breath*
It's time for me to explain choke fucking
Me:*takes deep breath*
It's time for me to explain choke fucking
November 26, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Grandad: I'm appalled that people film awful situations instead of helping
Me:*takes deep breath*
It's time for me to explain choke fucking
Me:*takes deep breath*
It's time for me to explain choke fucking
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you only hear about the cops who plant evidence
never about the ones who nurture and water it everyday until it grows into an evidence tree
never about the ones who nurture and water it everyday until it grows into an evidence tree
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
you only hear about the cops who plant evidence
never about the ones who nurture and water it everyday until it grows into an evidence tree
never about the ones who nurture and water it everyday until it grows into an evidence tree
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You can baste my turkey if you wanna
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
You can baste my turkey if you wanna
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happy thanksgiving, my darlings! 🦃🧡🍽
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
happy thanksgiving, my darlings! 🦃🧡🍽
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Gonna play Cupid & stick maraschino cherries in the holes of the pineapple slices on the holiday ham like “It’s always nice seeing 2 soulmates finally get to be together. Give thanks 4 happy endings”
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Gonna play Cupid & stick maraschino cherries in the holes of the pineapple slices on the holiday ham like “It’s always nice seeing 2 soulmates finally get to be together. Give thanks 4 happy endings”
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If you’re still sleeping, when you wake up I want yous to know you’ve made me smile/crack up & maniacally laugh into a screen for years now & I can only love yous for that. So thanks.🦃🧡🤎💛🧡🤎💛🦃
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
If you’re still sleeping, when you wake up I want yous to know you’ve made me smile/crack up & maniacally laugh into a screen for years now & I can only love yous for that. So thanks.🦃🧡🤎💛🧡🤎💛🦃
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Gonna leave this here so we can all feel virtue signaled together. Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy turkeys 🦃🧡💛🤎🧡💛🤎🦃
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Gonna leave this here so we can all feel virtue signaled together. Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy turkeys 🦃🧡💛🤎🧡💛🤎🦃
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*Looks you dead in the eye* A good quality olive oil is better than butter
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
*Looks you dead in the eye* A good quality olive oil is better than butter
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hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
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got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
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thankful for Sam, (RIP hard, my love.) He fought in almost every war, then created a peaceful non-profit. He spoke five languages, walked on a leash if he wanted to, loafed and mainted loaf, explored rooftops and fenceposts, drove me across country in 2020, and never faltered.
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
thankful for Sam, (RIP hard, my love.) He fought in almost every war, then created a peaceful non-profit. He spoke five languages, walked on a leash if he wanted to, loafed and mainted loaf, explored rooftops and fenceposts, drove me across country in 2020, and never faltered.
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don’t get bogged down in your cranberry sauce choice today haha a terrible pun for thanksgiving you’re welcome
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
don’t get bogged down in your cranberry sauce choice today haha a terrible pun for thanksgiving you’re welcome
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my childhood dog was named Turkey because when my mom and dad picked him up as a puppy he puked in the car and my dad called him a jive turkey but Thanksgiving was confusing because I'm sure as shit not gonna eat the dog mom wtf are you talking about
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
my childhood dog was named Turkey because when my mom and dad picked him up as a puppy he puked in the car and my dad called him a jive turkey but Thanksgiving was confusing because I'm sure as shit not gonna eat the dog mom wtf are you talking about
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social media teaches us to stop caring about spelling, or logic, or manners, or humanity
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
social media teaches us to stop caring about spelling, or logic, or manners, or humanity
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Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
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i used to be against ai but then i saw that charlie kirk tribute concert and now i'm also against digital video
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
i used to be against ai but then i saw that charlie kirk tribute concert and now i'm also against digital video
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delighted to announce that, after years of research, my team of scientists has successfully reversed ageing!
it’s “gniega”
it’s “gniega”
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
delighted to announce that, after years of research, my team of scientists has successfully reversed ageing!
it’s “gniega”
it’s “gniega”
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me, on a horse: hey does anyone know how I got on this thing
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
me, on a horse: hey does anyone know how I got on this thing
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses