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Well now I can hardly tell which one is which
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Well now I can hardly tell which one is which
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I thought it was so obvious I rushed to be the first to say it
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I thought it was so obvious I rushed to be the first to say it
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Uh oh does he have boneitis
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Uh oh does he have boneitis
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I got a stretchy boi
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I got a stretchy boi
Babe, put on your monocle so you can grade my headstands
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Babe, put on your monocle so you can grade my headstands
Evil finally figured out how to enslave us by our own free will. That’s why it turned us into digital slaves. But if Moses #2 came to part the sea & free us he’d destroy all the internet cables & everyone would be like “omg stop wtf gtfoutta here bro don’t touch our internet”
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Evil finally figured out how to enslave us by our own free will. That’s why it turned us into digital slaves. But if Moses #2 came to part the sea & free us he’d destroy all the internet cables & everyone would be like “omg stop wtf gtfoutta here bro don’t touch our internet”
Gimme every video of cats stretching & being stretched I wanna watch them all before I die it’s on my bucket list
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Gimme every video of cats stretching & being stretched I wanna watch them all before I die it’s on my bucket list
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The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
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*quietly returns the slab to the tomb*
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
*quietly returns the slab to the tomb*
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Okay. I've finished the parade. I'm fangirling over many dachshund, as should we all. Go forth and gravy today. (blows kisses)
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Okay. I've finished the parade. I'm fangirling over many dachshund, as should we all. Go forth and gravy today. (blows kisses)
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At least the tap water is cold.
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
At least the tap water is cold.
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Please, romanticize away.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Please, romanticize away.
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A waiting list for the kids table.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A waiting list for the kids table.
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
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The other side of the sun.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The other side of the sun.
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Drinking a few of those pinocchio beers that turn you into a donkey before family arrives for thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Drinking a few of those pinocchio beers that turn you into a donkey before family arrives for thanksgiving
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My heart is given to preposterous attachments.
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My heart is given to preposterous attachments.
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A lot of being a werewolf is probably remembering when to wear your wolfman pants.
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A lot of being a werewolf is probably remembering when to wear your wolfman pants.
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We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
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The clock walks along the precipice.
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The clock walks along the precipice.
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You’re not allowed to just go take a nap if thanksgiving is at your house. I know that now.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You’re not allowed to just go take a nap if thanksgiving is at your house. I know that now.
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peak belly bumping hours
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
peak belly bumping hours
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A succession has finally taken place and a new tournament will ensue. In place of loose code and rambling typewriters will be new, sleek, archaic contraptions. Ones of whimsy and brutality. They will know us well through our diplomatic attempts and quest for adrenaline
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
A succession has finally taken place and a new tournament will ensue. In place of loose code and rambling typewriters will be new, sleek, archaic contraptions. Ones of whimsy and brutality. They will know us well through our diplomatic attempts and quest for adrenaline
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I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
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Organs just glooping away.
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Organs just glooping away.