Dead Serious Mick
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My point is, we live in a society where porn is free and healthcare is unaffordable. See you in church.
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My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
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The sort of beauty that gets stuck in your brain.
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The sort of beauty that gets stuck in your brain.
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It’s pretty Wild Kingdom over here.
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
It’s pretty Wild Kingdom over here.
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Okay, you can step on my blue suede shoes now
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Okay, you can step on my blue suede shoes now
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Sorry I got karate all over you.
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Sorry I got karate all over you.
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Replacing myself with a life-size Jello Jiggler for the day. Blob enough.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Replacing myself with a life-size Jello Jiggler for the day. Blob enough.
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I’ll repay those hearts too boo.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I’ll repay those hearts too boo.
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My party trick… I don’t have a party trick, I don’t go to parties.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My party trick… I don’t have a party trick, I don’t go to parties.
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
still existing over here (without my consent)
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my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
my head is like a pinball game but there's a monkey with cymbals having a dance party while jumping on the bed and he fell off and broke his head, over and over. what I'm trying to say is I sure play a mean pinball
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got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
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I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
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My Thanksgiving tradition is staring through the back door window with binoculars watching the feds dig through my trash
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My Thanksgiving tradition is staring through the back door window with binoculars watching the feds dig through my trash
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Turns out you can get married in Vegas no matter how drunk you are.
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Turns out you can get married in Vegas no matter how drunk you are.
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Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend but isn’t it also me?
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The enemy of my enemy is my friend but isn’t it also me?
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Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
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An insulated gravy boat would fix me; I just know it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
An insulated gravy boat would fix me; I just know it.
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Thank you for the half-assed effort. It truly meant a lot.
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Thank you for the half-assed effort. It truly meant a lot.
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
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Snow storm is coming, had to grab champagne & a spare.
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Snow storm is coming, had to grab champagne & a spare.
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family jet packs on sale at Costco
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
family jet packs on sale at Costco
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Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
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Gimme every video of cats stretching & being stretched I wanna watch them all before I die it’s on my bucket list
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Gimme every video of cats stretching & being stretched I wanna watch them all before I die it’s on my bucket list
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I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home