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Dead Serious Mick

@deadseriousmick.bsky.social

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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · Oct 30

My point is, we live in a society where porn is free and healthcare is unaffordable. See you in church.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10d

Growling coming from your rolltop desk just because it looked like a mouth who wanted to open and that was the power of suggestionary over stationary. These autocorrects, they just don't call to you

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 14d

I put a little tray next to the toilet that reads, "Give a shit Take a shit."

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 11d

Eating salt water taffy..flavor unknown. Let's name it rancid.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 10d

It is very windy on the deck but my tomatoes are hanging on for dear life. Oh wait maybe that’s me.

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The Nibbler from the Black Lagoon @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 10d

blue skies gray souls

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The Nibbler from the Black Lagoon @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · Aug 7

I took a milk bath to soften my skin, but now I have Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck all over my body.

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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 11d

I had a really good breakfast sandwich.. it’s gonna be a good day.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 11d

I’m just looking for someone to love me and feed me pudding if I lose all my teeth.

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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10d

I'm only clever now if I have a minute and internet access.

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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10d

I got all my science from an associate of Thomas Dolby, in fact, she blinded me with it.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 11d

Not to get political, but if I’m up this early on the weekend I shouldn’t be this dressed or this sober.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 14d

I'm crawling in sick tomorrow.

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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10d

somebody get this kid a halftime show!

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 11d

raise your hand if your life was changed forever by Mmm Cheese

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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10d

hello saucy t, your toilet paper direction tells me you're a man who can get things done

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 11d

would’ve been cool if prenatal tests back when my wife was pregnant could predict if your kid would be interested in ventriloquism as a career

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 10d

hello I am a saucy tart

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 11d

Overheard a woman telling another woman "It's $150 and she supplies all the booze" and whatever "it" is, I'm in.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 12d

I've always been sensitive about my swearing, but it fucktuates wildly when interacting with stupid people.

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 11d

This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 11d

Kids watch crap. The old shows were better. Who remembers Pipes Screensaver?

a computer generated image of a maze of pipes with a black background

ALT: a computer generated image of a maze of pipes with a black background

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 11d

When the reply is better than the post.

abstractak.bsky.social @abstractak.bsky.social · 11d

I loved watching the Pipes. I guess it was all whistling past the graveyard. None of the screens I watched then are around now. Pipes, bubbles, snakes - ultimately nothing could save those screens.

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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10d

you deserve a better you

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 11d

breaking up with the piece of shit that used to be me

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 12d

chasing dopamine would be a beautiful name for a woman over 50, who is up before the sun, planning to jog a 10k, but would rather be smoking a joint, eating some smothered and covered, and sleeping all day

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