Melicious
@honeybadgermel.bsky.social
Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure...
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Apathy is so yesterday. Get with the times people.
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There’s low-key a rebellious vibe to being a dreamer. Like, the world is on fire and you still choose imagination.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
There’s low-key a rebellious vibe to being a dreamer. Like, the world is on fire and you still choose imagination.
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I run away from commitment, so yeah I workout.
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I run away from commitment, so yeah I workout.
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In deep hibernation mode today. Peaceful. Comfy. In my cave. This is my Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
In deep hibernation mode today. Peaceful. Comfy. In my cave. This is my Black Friday.
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Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
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my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously
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Of course people such as us know what love is..
For we survived a childhood of what love was definitely not...
#brokenpoet
For we survived a childhood of what love was definitely not...
#brokenpoet
a frog is swimming in a pond with a flower in the foreground
Alt: Gif a pink water lily in a pond in the foreground its reflection keeps it company while the rain dancing
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November 18, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Of course people such as us know what love is..
For we survived a childhood of what love was definitely not...
#brokenpoet
For we survived a childhood of what love was definitely not...
#brokenpoet
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your call is important to us, please listen to us try and drive you insane for the next 45 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
your call is important to us, please listen to us try and drive you insane for the next 45 minutes
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That’s okay. I don’t like me very much either.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
That’s okay. I don’t like me very much either.
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A refusal often offends
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A refusal often offends
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- And you know what hurt me the most?
- No
- That
- No
- That
September 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
- And you know what hurt me the most?
- No
- That
- No
- That
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If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
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This timeline feels like it was purchased at Walmart.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This timeline feels like it was purchased at Walmart.
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once again we are at that very special time of year where i do not attend any work christmas functions
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
once again we are at that very special time of year where i do not attend any work christmas functions
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Thanksgiving is over.
Back to unthankfulness and ingratitude!
Back to unthankfulness and ingratitude!
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Thanksgiving is over.
Back to unthankfulness and ingratitude!
Back to unthankfulness and ingratitude!
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yesterday was a good day specifically because i got to wear cobalt blue corduroy boots
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
yesterday was a good day specifically because i got to wear cobalt blue corduroy boots
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Is it still Mother Nature in outer space?
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Is it still Mother Nature in outer space?
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The best way to avoid getting caught drinking on the job is by not going to work at all.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The best way to avoid getting caught drinking on the job is by not going to work at all.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
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I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
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I am what I had to be, but I’m trying to be more.
September 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I am what I had to be, but I’m trying to be more.
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Turns out you can get married in Vegas no matter how drunk you are.
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Turns out you can get married in Vegas no matter how drunk you are.
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stretching my brain after a dormant period fucking hurts
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
stretching my brain after a dormant period fucking hurts
Thank you for the half-assed effort. It truly meant a lot.
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Thank you for the half-assed effort. It truly meant a lot.
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How can I close a jar so tight I need a village to open it later? Where did all that strength go?
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
How can I close a jar so tight I need a village to open it later? Where did all that strength go?