Melicious
@honeybadgermel.bsky.social
Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure...
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Apathy is so yesterday. Get with the times people.
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A waiting list for the kids table.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A waiting list for the kids table.
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Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
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Ok, who spiked the gravy bowl?
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ok, who spiked the gravy bowl?
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My mind is like a yard sale
there are things that still function but you don’t particularly want them in your house
there are things that still function but you don’t particularly want them in your house
October 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My mind is like a yard sale
there are things that still function but you don’t particularly want them in your house
there are things that still function but you don’t particularly want them in your house
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So much to rant about... so little time....
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So much to rant about... so little time....
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If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
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You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
Yw.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
Yw.
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Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
July 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
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Nothing prepares you for finding out your new friend has other friends
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Nothing prepares you for finding out your new friend has other friends
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Just look at this fucking goober 😍
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just look at this fucking goober 😍
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Still my favorite bumble bee picture from the summer. That little leg out!
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Still my favorite bumble bee picture from the summer. That little leg out!
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BIGFOOT GOT FILTHY RICH TRADING CRYPTID CURRENCIES
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
BIGFOOT GOT FILTHY RICH TRADING CRYPTID CURRENCIES
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okay i'm done! [runs away]
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
okay i'm done! [runs away]
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you’re sure.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you’re sure.
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Looking for someone to shoot me in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart. No weirdos
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Looking for someone to shoot me in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart. No weirdos
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Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
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opening a teeny tiny door inside an enchanted grandfather clock to retrieve my whimsy
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
opening a teeny tiny door inside an enchanted grandfather clock to retrieve my whimsy
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i wouldn’t mind mashin your taters
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i wouldn’t mind mashin your taters
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Take whatever it is you need. Just hoping it’s me.
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Take whatever it is you need. Just hoping it’s me.
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It's the little things, like leaving work early, grabbing some takeout, and eating it in your car while parked by the river with a view
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's the little things, like leaving work early, grabbing some takeout, and eating it in your car while parked by the river with a view
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My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
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The older I get the more I value flexibility of mind over flexibility of body
July 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The older I get the more I value flexibility of mind over flexibility of body
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Guy serenading me:
🎶 Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on 🎶
Me *after belching loudly*
That’s beautiful
🎶 Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on 🎶
Me *after belching loudly*
That’s beautiful
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Guy serenading me:
🎶 Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on 🎶
Me *after belching loudly*
That’s beautiful
🎶 Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on 🎶
Me *after belching loudly*
That’s beautiful
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This year for our Thanksgiving gathering, I'm bringing what I brought last year, shame upon the family.
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This year for our Thanksgiving gathering, I'm bringing what I brought last year, shame upon the family.