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honeybadgermel.bsky.social
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@honeybadgermel.bsky.social
Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure...

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Apathy is so yesterday. Get with the times people.
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A waiting list for the kids table.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Ok, who spiked the gravy bowl?
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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My mind is like a yard sale

there are things that still function but you don’t particularly want them in your house
October 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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So much to rant about... so little time....
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!

Me: Are there any jays?

Host: No sorry

Me: I'd like to buy an owl
July 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Nothing prepares you for finding out your new friend has other friends
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Just look at this fucking goober 😍
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Still my favorite bumble bee picture from the summer. That little leg out!
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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BIGFOOT GOT FILTHY RICH TRADING CRYPTID CURRENCIES
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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okay i'm done! [runs away]
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you’re sure.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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more grace, less ego
May 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Looking for someone to shoot me in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart. No weirdos
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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opening a teeny tiny door inside an enchanted grandfather clock to retrieve my whimsy
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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i wouldn’t mind mashin your taters
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Take whatever it is you need. Just hoping it’s me.
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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It's the little things, like leaving work early, grabbing some takeout, and eating it in your car while parked by the river with a view
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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The older I get the more I value flexibility of mind over flexibility of body
July 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Guy serenading me:
🎶 Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on 🎶

Me *after belching loudly*
That’s beautiful
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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This year for our Thanksgiving gathering, I'm bringing what I brought last year, shame upon the family.
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM