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Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure... https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:suhdwtoqinxndxizjc27ulko/feed/aaakejkcgubai

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · Apr 20

Time has run out on the whole "don't give a shit" mentality.

It's time to care or we're all fucked.
xo

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 9h

I moved to a farm today. How was your weekend?

THE GOATS ARE NAMED AFTER SONGS BY THE CURE

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · Dec 14

Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Aug 10

I just want enough money to figure out which of my problems can’t be solved by money

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 3d

For my midlife crisis I’m either going to learn to play the drums or have a threesome. Maybe both.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3d

*takes a drag off a cigarette* I remember when I had a favorite notification

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, you're still a party animal if you sometimes want to be in bed by ten on a Saturday. Like a sloth or koala, but an animal.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 22h

yard art for your sunday mornin🖤🌼☀️

zinnia/ cosmos garden and a blue sky in the background and I was trying to get the sun and the flower bloom to perfectly align

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A Darker Nightmare 🖤 @darkersunrise.bsky.social · 2d

Alive at the behest of the pups

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 1d

Life would be so much easier if it wasn’t so hard.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

it’s a good thing Face/Off technology doesn’t exist, rich people would be out there stealing beautiful faces

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 4d

I can’t think of anything that “fuck this mess” couldn’t be applied to right now. Can you?

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Of Damage and Devotion @broonsy.bsky.social · 10h

I can't remember if they told me to never forget.

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 18d

Me: I LOVE fall with the crisp air, the drop in temperature and spooky season and
My hot flashes: Lol, whatever, YOU WILL STILL BURN 😏

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · May 13

Do I use some words incorrectly? Very well then, I used some words incorrectly. I am large, I contain platitudes.

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 1d

I like to think it’s the most unhinged and unstable among us who stayed

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · May 27

I’m embarrassed to admit this but I stopped the music, believing, and thinking about tomorrow

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Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social · 1d

I am slowly being driven mad by the little old lady whispering hush

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 10h

These days I finish every conversation with “…and never forget, Jesus wasn’t white.”

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 15h

a haunted house but it's just people jumping out from around corners and out of various pieces of furniture to confront you about all the shit you've been procrastinating on