Melicious
@honeybadgermel.bsky.social
Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure...
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Apathy is so yesterday. Get with the times people.
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Friday mood knowing next weeks a holiday😁🦃
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Friday mood knowing next weeks a holiday😁🦃
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The older I get, the less I seem to know.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The older I get, the less I seem to know.
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For more quality content, you'll have to follow other people.
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
For more quality content, you'll have to follow other people.
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*my dog snoring
Me: awww Ohmygosh how precious
*my s.o snoring
Me *grabs bat from under the bed
Me: awww Ohmygosh how precious
*my s.o snoring
Me *grabs bat from under the bed
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
*my dog snoring
Me: awww Ohmygosh how precious
*my s.o snoring
Me *grabs bat from under the bed
Me: awww Ohmygosh how precious
*my s.o snoring
Me *grabs bat from under the bed
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
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There is a ferocity in loving
By ones never loved
That knows no boundaries
No black No white No grey
Not everyone can handle such a love
By ones never loved
That knows no boundaries
No black No white No grey
Not everyone can handle such a love
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
There is a ferocity in loving
By ones never loved
That knows no boundaries
No black No white No grey
Not everyone can handle such a love
By ones never loved
That knows no boundaries
No black No white No grey
Not everyone can handle such a love
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If there's a grilled cheese Thanksgiving, I'm all in.
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
If there's a grilled cheese Thanksgiving, I'm all in.
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Sorry I called them your delights but I’m left feeling unhinged.
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Sorry I called them your delights but I’m left feeling unhinged.
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Another day another just what do you fucking want from me
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Another day another just what do you fucking want from me
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Elaborate? Did I say something?
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Elaborate? Did I say something?
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*kiss*
*poof*
Miss Piggy: I want the frog back
*poof*
Miss Piggy: I want the frog back
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
*kiss*
*poof*
Miss Piggy: I want the frog back
*poof*
Miss Piggy: I want the frog back
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the old normal was a joy ride compared to this one
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
the old normal was a joy ride compared to this one
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why yes I have long been an aficionado of the humpty dance
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
why yes I have long been an aficionado of the humpty dance
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If you can't be with the one you love, smother the one you're with.
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you can't be with the one you love, smother the one you're with.
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People that let you be exactly who you are..
💗
💗
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
People that let you be exactly who you are..
💗
💗
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(loudly within earshot of the universe) yeah they’re saying probably nothing crazy will happen today and everything will be incredibly normal
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
(loudly within earshot of the universe) yeah they’re saying probably nothing crazy will happen today and everything will be incredibly normal
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if summer could only come back and hold me a little longer
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
if summer could only come back and hold me a little longer
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every day i wake up and think ok today i’m going to try super hard not to go insane
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
every day i wake up and think ok today i’m going to try super hard not to go insane
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Internalize at your own risk, results may vary.
December 6, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Internalize at your own risk, results may vary.
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Nothing brings out my inner showgirl like Irene Cara’s “Fame” popping up on my 80’s station.
October 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Nothing brings out my inner showgirl like Irene Cara’s “Fame” popping up on my 80’s station.
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Not having any plans is pure bliss
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Not having any plans is pure bliss
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i wonder what mr. rogers would say about all this
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i wonder what mr. rogers would say about all this
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CDC website edited to say autism is caused by storks that are molting
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
CDC website edited to say autism is caused by storks that are molting
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It’s weird that just anyone can have a baby. I didn’t even have to sign a form promising not to feed it to a snake or something.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It’s weird that just anyone can have a baby. I didn’t even have to sign a form promising not to feed it to a snake or something.
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Co worker: I’m happy to announce that I’m pregnant
Me: wow, brag a little more about having sex recently, Susan
Me: wow, brag a little more about having sex recently, Susan
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Co worker: I’m happy to announce that I’m pregnant
Me: wow, brag a little more about having sex recently, Susan
Me: wow, brag a little more about having sex recently, Susan