Living_in_the_rhyme_light
@catharticchaos.bsky.social
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I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
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catharticchaos.bsky.social
“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Aaah Spirit Halloween, the hermit crab of businesses
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crabbydaddy.bsky.social
i had no idea but the odds were never in my favor
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
unfollowing everyone who is not in love with me
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docatcdi.com
My wife told our therapist that I never bought her flowers...
To be fair, I never knew she sold flowers...
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ashhull.bsky.social
My thought bubble is a question mark.
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ficklefilly.bsky.social
Don’t worry, I’m not in the mood for my bullshit either.
catharticchaos.bsky.social
Coworker passing me in the hallway this morning:

Cowoker: hel..
Me:
Co-worker:
Me:
Co-worker:
Me: nods approvingly
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sidebangsmusic.com
I love it when I am doing cool stuff and people say things about my age or my wrinkles or otherwise point out that I am not 23 years old because that confirms that we need more people who aren’t 23 years old doing cool stuff
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patnspankme.bsky.social
Are you going to keep doing that?
*points at your face*
catharticchaos.bsky.social
Tuesday!!! Don’t forget Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
I’ll do better tomorrow I say for the 7,508th day in a row
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mercurialaries.bsky.social
relaxing my jaw isn’t enough, i need to unhinge it then throw it away.
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gabemathewsband.bsky.social
I’m assuming that a “Columbus Day Sale” means I can just walk into any store and take whatever I want.
catharticchaos.bsky.social
Monday don’t forget Epstein Epstein Epstein!
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batkaren.bsky.social
“You look good,” she says.

“What, this old thing?” I ask, gesturing to my face.
catharticchaos.bsky.social
Whoever can fold these have the patience of a saint.
catharticchaos.bsky.social
You fold them? Mine end up in a ball