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@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
· Nov 29
McDonald's should put a nativity scene in all their restaurants in December.
Call it the McCrib.
Call it the McCrib.
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There aren’t enough Christmas carols about paying alimony.
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There aren’t enough Christmas carols about paying alimony.
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Wildest desires are not part of quarantine because you kept them so hidden away. I would like to escape in one, but just to be on the safe side are there any satisfied by a whole town taking turns in your blimp
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Wildest desires are not part of quarantine because you kept them so hidden away. I would like to escape in one, but just to be on the safe side are there any satisfied by a whole town taking turns in your blimp
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Screaming "epiphany" every time I have a thought.
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Screaming "epiphany" every time I have a thought.
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redecorating the walls in floor to ceiling peanut shells
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
redecorating the walls in floor to ceiling peanut shells
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Cornucopia is a lovely name for a girl
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Cornucopia is a lovely name for a girl
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Goods is too modest. They should be called baked greats.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Goods is too modest. They should be called baked greats.
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*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
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Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
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I’m like a human boomerang. No matter how far I’m thrown, I eventually come back. Slightly damaged, and with a weird story about getting a shiner from a kangaroo.
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’m like a human boomerang. No matter how far I’m thrown, I eventually come back. Slightly damaged, and with a weird story about getting a shiner from a kangaroo.
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walking with my hands behind my back so people think i am wise
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
walking with my hands behind my back so people think i am wise
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Listen sonny boy I delete more potential bangers before breakfast than you post all week now get off Santa’s lap the line’s getting long
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Listen sonny boy I delete more potential bangers before breakfast than you post all week now get off Santa’s lap the line’s getting long
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You don't truly appreciate magnetic fridge notepads until you're in your forties
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You don't truly appreciate magnetic fridge notepads until you're in your forties
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My five year plan? Probably just to say, “I’m really not feeling it today,” 1,825 times.
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My five year plan? Probably just to say, “I’m really not feeling it today,” 1,825 times.
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jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
Her: I need to be with a guy who's an out of the box thinker
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Her: I need to be with a guy who's an out of the box thinker
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
Schrödinger: *grabbing his coat* Goddammit
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Trapping a raccoon to give it a really boxy haircut
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Trapping a raccoon to give it a really boxy haircut
Sure, calling them aeronautical engineers is fine, but I just feel that ‘flyentists’ would’ve been so much better.
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sure, calling them aeronautical engineers is fine, but I just feel that ‘flyentists’ would’ve been so much better.
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I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
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Cathedral comes from the Latin word cathedra which means cathedral
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Cathedral comes from the Latin word cathedra which means cathedral
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Inside this wolf there are 2 me's and this wolf's therapy bills are absolutely astronomical.
July 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Inside this wolf there are 2 me's and this wolf's therapy bills are absolutely astronomical.
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I don’t hate The Little Drummer Boy but I do lose interest after that promisingly horny first line
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I don’t hate The Little Drummer Boy but I do lose interest after that promisingly horny first line
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my 5 year old was saying he didn't like ms. rachel because she wasn't pretty and i had to stop myself from saying, 'listen here, you little incel...'
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
my 5 year old was saying he didn't like ms. rachel because she wasn't pretty and i had to stop myself from saying, 'listen here, you little incel...'
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Sandwiched neatly between Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday is Keep Your Nose Out of My Business Sunday.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sandwiched neatly between Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday is Keep Your Nose Out of My Business Sunday.
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Pretty sure I'm supposed to be an initiate in some secret order of dark magicians during the Renaissance instead of whatever the fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Pretty sure I'm supposed to be an initiate in some secret order of dark magicians during the Renaissance instead of whatever the fuck.
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Went down south during flu season and accidentally caught the midnight train to Georgia.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Went down south during flu season and accidentally caught the midnight train to Georgia.