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Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · Jun 23

DATE: So what do you do?

ME: I race cars.

HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?

ME: No, the cars are much faster.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 13h

Aaah Spirit Halloween, the hermit crab of businesses

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 13h

a man in a suit and tie drinking from a glass

ALT: a man in a suit and tie drinking from a glass

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 16h

Marriage is just seeing who can ignore the thing on the floor the longest before one of you finally picks it up.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

i get so mad when someone says “u should smile more” i mean the letter U is literally always smiling

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 14h

COWORKER: can you get that to me by tomorrow

ME: [more furious than I’ve ever been] youbetcha

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 14h

Now that i'm 46, i understand why pirates kept parrots. It's to help them remember words.

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · Aug 22

Paramedic: keep applying pressure

Parenting Coach: but also say how proud you are

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14h

I’ve been hearing a lot about self-medicating. Where do you guys get your leeches?

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 14h

if you don’t believe in intelligent design, then why do you think we have hands we can trace to quickly and easily draw a turkey? explain that, smartypants