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@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
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@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
· Jun 23
DATE: So what do you do?
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
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Wow I could not have picked a worse time to finally watch The Matrix
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Wow I could not have picked a worse time to finally watch The Matrix
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If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
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Too many potato chips are not good for you.
Pringles doesn't care.
Pringles doesn't care.
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Too many potato chips are not good for you.
Pringles doesn't care.
Pringles doesn't care.
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[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
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Releasing my pheromones like venom
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Releasing my pheromones like venom
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it’s probably super cool and good that my iv bruise looks like a mushroom cloud right?
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
it’s probably super cool and good that my iv bruise looks like a mushroom cloud right?
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apples? YUCK
(this is how you know I’m not a secret horse)
(this is how you know I’m not a secret horse)
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
apples? YUCK
(this is how you know I’m not a secret horse)
(this is how you know I’m not a secret horse)
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he's a 10 but he thinks flattery is what you serve food on
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
he's a 10 but he thinks flattery is what you serve food on
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Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence. That’s how Shakira’s hips beat those perjury charges.
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence. That’s how Shakira’s hips beat those perjury charges.
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her: “draw me like one of your french girls”
me: “im a better drawer than they are, are you sure?”
me: “im a better drawer than they are, are you sure?”
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
her: “draw me like one of your french girls”
me: “im a better drawer than they are, are you sure?”
me: “im a better drawer than they are, are you sure?”
'Play on playa'
- The inventor of beach volleyball
- The inventor of beach volleyball
February 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
'Play on playa'
- The inventor of beach volleyball
- The inventor of beach volleyball
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[getting dumped]
ME: I reject your feelings
HIM: don’t you mean “respect?”
ME: *shopping for wedding dresses* lol no
ME: I reject your feelings
HIM: don’t you mean “respect?”
ME: *shopping for wedding dresses* lol no
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 AM
[getting dumped]
ME: I reject your feelings
HIM: don’t you mean “respect?”
ME: *shopping for wedding dresses* lol no
ME: I reject your feelings
HIM: don’t you mean “respect?”
ME: *shopping for wedding dresses* lol no
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Look kid, occasionally I’m going to drop an obscure boomer reference and it’s up to you to dust off your Encyclopædia Britannica and figure it out
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Look kid, occasionally I’m going to drop an obscure boomer reference and it’s up to you to dust off your Encyclopædia Britannica and figure it out
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It's all fun and games till the authorities* show up
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It's all fun and games till the authorities* show up
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
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I'm not part of any inner circles. I'm floating around in space bouncing off the edges occasionally getting stuck on the surface for a bit.
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I'm not part of any inner circles. I'm floating around in space bouncing off the edges occasionally getting stuck on the surface for a bit.
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thinking about cosplaying as a bear gives me pause. folks,,
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 PM
thinking about cosplaying as a bear gives me pause. folks,,
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[bursts into liquor store]
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
February 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
[bursts into liquor store]
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
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It's unfortunately ironic that honey doesn't give you a buzz.
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 AM
It's unfortunately ironic that honey doesn't give you a buzz.
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Here I am, pop and lock me like a hurricane.
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Here I am, pop and lock me like a hurricane.
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Don't post for likes. Don't post for engagement. Post to pay your tithe to the ancient gods of content, their insatiable hunger constantly being refilled by the infinite word glitch known as the Internet.
February 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Don't post for likes. Don't post for engagement. Post to pay your tithe to the ancient gods of content, their insatiable hunger constantly being refilled by the infinite word glitch known as the Internet.
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Church cigarettes, holy smokes
February 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Church cigarettes, holy smokes
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me: so, we meet again, my arch nemesis, bane of my existence, thorn in my side, tormentor of my soul, burden on my heart, scourge of my life, villainous destructor of my waking hours
eyelash that's decided to roam free around my eyeball:
eyelash that's decided to roam free around my eyeball:
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
me: so, we meet again, my arch nemesis, bane of my existence, thorn in my side, tormentor of my soul, burden on my heart, scourge of my life, villainous destructor of my waking hours
eyelash that's decided to roam free around my eyeball:
eyelash that's decided to roam free around my eyeball:
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I was kind of young to remember the dark ages (pre happy meal era)
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I was kind of young to remember the dark ages (pre happy meal era)
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Whenever my son tells me we need to hang out more, I know he's guilting me into helping him bury another body.
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Whenever my son tells me we need to hang out more, I know he's guilting me into helping him bury another body.
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my exercise routine seems to be paying off
i was scrolling the other day and noticed that my thumbs were really buff
i was scrolling the other day and noticed that my thumbs were really buff
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
my exercise routine seems to be paying off
i was scrolling the other day and noticed that my thumbs were really buff
i was scrolling the other day and noticed that my thumbs were really buff