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@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
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@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
· Jun 23
DATE: So what do you do?
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
ME: I race cars.
HER: That’s so cool. Have you won many races?
ME: No, the cars are much faster.
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he's a 10 but he thinks flattery is what you serve food on
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
he's a 10 but he thinks flattery is what you serve food on
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Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence. That’s how Shakira’s hips beat those perjury charges.
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence. That’s how Shakira’s hips beat those perjury charges.
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her: “draw me like one of your french girls”
me: “im a better drawer than they are, are you sure?”
me: “im a better drawer than they are, are you sure?”
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
her: “draw me like one of your french girls”
me: “im a better drawer than they are, are you sure?”
me: “im a better drawer than they are, are you sure?”
'Play on playa'
- The inventor of beach volleyball
- The inventor of beach volleyball
February 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
'Play on playa'
- The inventor of beach volleyball
- The inventor of beach volleyball
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[getting dumped]
ME: I reject your feelings
HIM: don’t you mean “respect?”
ME: *shopping for wedding dresses* lol no
ME: I reject your feelings
HIM: don’t you mean “respect?”
ME: *shopping for wedding dresses* lol no
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 AM
[getting dumped]
ME: I reject your feelings
HIM: don’t you mean “respect?”
ME: *shopping for wedding dresses* lol no
ME: I reject your feelings
HIM: don’t you mean “respect?”
ME: *shopping for wedding dresses* lol no
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Look kid, occasionally I’m going to drop an obscure boomer reference and it’s up to you to dust off your Encyclopædia Britannica and figure it out
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Look kid, occasionally I’m going to drop an obscure boomer reference and it’s up to you to dust off your Encyclopædia Britannica and figure it out
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It's all fun and games till the authorities* show up
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It's all fun and games till the authorities* show up
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
*my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
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I'm not part of any inner circles. I'm floating around in space bouncing off the edges occasionally getting stuck on the surface for a bit.
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I'm not part of any inner circles. I'm floating around in space bouncing off the edges occasionally getting stuck on the surface for a bit.
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thinking about cosplaying as a bear gives me pause. folks,,
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 PM
thinking about cosplaying as a bear gives me pause. folks,,
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[bursts into liquor store]
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
February 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
[bursts into liquor store]
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
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It's unfortunately ironic that honey doesn't give you a buzz.
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 AM
It's unfortunately ironic that honey doesn't give you a buzz.
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Here I am, pop and lock me like a hurricane.
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Here I am, pop and lock me like a hurricane.
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Don't post for likes. Don't post for engagement. Post to pay your tithe to the ancient gods of content, their insatiable hunger constantly being refilled by the infinite word glitch known as the Internet.
February 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Don't post for likes. Don't post for engagement. Post to pay your tithe to the ancient gods of content, their insatiable hunger constantly being refilled by the infinite word glitch known as the Internet.
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Church cigarettes, holy smokes
February 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Church cigarettes, holy smokes
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me: so, we meet again, my arch nemesis, bane of my existence, thorn in my side, tormentor of my soul, burden on my heart, scourge of my life, villainous destructor of my waking hours
eyelash that's decided to roam free around my eyeball:
eyelash that's decided to roam free around my eyeball:
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
me: so, we meet again, my arch nemesis, bane of my existence, thorn in my side, tormentor of my soul, burden on my heart, scourge of my life, villainous destructor of my waking hours
eyelash that's decided to roam free around my eyeball:
eyelash that's decided to roam free around my eyeball:
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I was kind of young to remember the dark ages (pre happy meal era)
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I was kind of young to remember the dark ages (pre happy meal era)
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Whenever my son tells me we need to hang out more, I know he's guilting me into helping him bury another body.
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Whenever my son tells me we need to hang out more, I know he's guilting me into helping him bury another body.
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my exercise routine seems to be paying off
i was scrolling the other day and noticed that my thumbs were really buff
i was scrolling the other day and noticed that my thumbs were really buff
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
my exercise routine seems to be paying off
i was scrolling the other day and noticed that my thumbs were really buff
i was scrolling the other day and noticed that my thumbs were really buff
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him: would you say you’re silly?
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
February 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
him: would you say you’re silly?
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
me: i’m half goose, on my dads side
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I do not like the spelling of fuchsia.
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I do not like the spelling of fuchsia.
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Her: Are those...
Me, arranging my books between two dildos: Charles Dickends? Yes.
Me, arranging my books between two dildos: Charles Dickends? Yes.
June 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Her: Are those...
Me, arranging my books between two dildos: Charles Dickends? Yes.
Me, arranging my books between two dildos: Charles Dickends? Yes.
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My first wife said my xylophone playing destroyed her hearing. She sued me for ear wrecking xylophone differences.
February 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
My first wife said my xylophone playing destroyed her hearing. She sued me for ear wrecking xylophone differences.
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My hair has progressed into 1977 Barry Gibb territory you can tell by the way I use my walk
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
My hair has progressed into 1977 Barry Gibb territory you can tell by the way I use my walk
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One would think being “in arrears” would be a pleasant thing. One would be wrong
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
One would think being “in arrears” would be a pleasant thing. One would be wrong
ME: Why did they call it a clip-on ponytail and not a phoneytail lol
WIFE: Omg why would anyone want that?
ME: *tucking my phoneytail down the back of my shirt* no idea Sharon
WIFE: Omg why would anyone want that?
ME: *tucking my phoneytail down the back of my shirt* no idea Sharon
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
ME: Why did they call it a clip-on ponytail and not a phoneytail lol
WIFE: Omg why would anyone want that?
ME: *tucking my phoneytail down the back of my shirt* no idea Sharon
WIFE: Omg why would anyone want that?
ME: *tucking my phoneytail down the back of my shirt* no idea Sharon