☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️
@captantagonist.bsky.social
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
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I want to install a speaker system on my lighthouse so when it guides ships to shore it can start playing a siren song at the last minute.
My two biggest hobbies are writing and being ignored, and baby I have writer's block right now.
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
My two biggest hobbies are writing and being ignored, and baby I have writer's block right now.
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I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
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teacher: kenya name one country in africa ?
chad: no
chad: no
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
teacher: kenya name one country in africa ?
chad: no
chad: no
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Get ready with me to let the forest wreathe my bones
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Get ready with me to let the forest wreathe my bones
Thankful for my perverse mental and emotional shields that wll never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER fail to protect me again.
And yes, this is about you.
And yes, this is about you.
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Thankful for my perverse mental and emotional shields that wll never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER fail to protect me again.
And yes, this is about you.
And yes, this is about you.
Sometimes I like to drift back into old conversations when I'm feeling too confident because mistakes WERE made before, and they most definitely will be made again.
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Sometimes I like to drift back into old conversations when I'm feeling too confident because mistakes WERE made before, and they most definitely will be made again.
My brain gremlins say your cerebral goblins from across the room and told me to tell them they said "Hey, it's time to start gob-lin DEEZ [CRUDE WORD CENSORED FROM POST]"
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My brain gremlins say your cerebral goblins from across the room and told me to tell them they said "Hey, it's time to start gob-lin DEEZ [CRUDE WORD CENSORED FROM POST]"
If you're into quirky and off-putting personalities then I'm....sorry I got distracted by an even bigger train wreck of a human
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If you're into quirky and off-putting personalities then I'm....sorry I got distracted by an even bigger train wreck of a human
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
Blink-182/Bad Religion
Cursive
Rise Against/Bad Religion
Reel Big Fish
Flogging Molly
That is 5
Blink-182/Bad Religion
Cursive
Rise Against/Bad Religion
Reel Big Fish
Flogging Molly
That is 5
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
P!nk
fun.
Heart/Led Zeppelin tribute band
Slothrust/Highly Suspect
Shinedown
P!nk
fun.
Heart/Led Zeppelin tribute band
Slothrust/Highly Suspect
Shinedown
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.
The Replacements
Lenny Kravitz
Air Supply
Dawes
Bonnie Raitt
The Replacements
Lenny Kravitz
Air Supply
Dawes
Bonnie Raitt
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
Blink-182/Bad Religion
Cursive
Rise Against/Bad Religion
Reel Big Fish
Flogging Molly
That is 5
Blink-182/Bad Religion
Cursive
Rise Against/Bad Religion
Reel Big Fish
Flogging Molly
That is 5
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My hero origin story is the time I was dropped on my head crowd surfing at Social D.
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My hero origin story is the time I was dropped on my head crowd surfing at Social D.
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Who up wrapping their cling?
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Who up wrapping their cling?
We learn until we die, even from things that kill us on the inside. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts innocence into a vile abomination.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We learn until we die, even from things that kill us on the inside. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts innocence into a vile abomination.
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We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
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When bro gets a new rooster
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
When bro gets a new rooster
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whoever named stuffing was really on top of their game
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
whoever named stuffing was really on top of their game
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Jesus fought a turkey so you could give that bird a dry rub, never forget the reason behind the season
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Jesus fought a turkey so you could give that bird a dry rub, never forget the reason behind the season
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Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
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Don’t forget to eat the turkey’s heart to gain its jive dancing powers
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Don’t forget to eat the turkey’s heart to gain its jive dancing powers
Thankful for the hollow echoes of long lost memories, of people who filled the corridors of despair with brief flickering moments of laughter and happiness. So much for the afterglow.
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Thankful for the hollow echoes of long lost memories, of people who filled the corridors of despair with brief flickering moments of laughter and happiness. So much for the afterglow.
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2002 Eminem rapping about Thanksgiving: Imma cut this turkey's throat with a blade / tie its legs with rope that's frayed and roast it laid
2025 Eminem rapping about Thanksgiving: turkey for dinner / murky beginner / lurking with sinners / jerking the winner
2025 Eminem rapping about Thanksgiving: turkey for dinner / murky beginner / lurking with sinners / jerking the winner
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
2002 Eminem rapping about Thanksgiving: Imma cut this turkey's throat with a blade / tie its legs with rope that's frayed and roast it laid
2025 Eminem rapping about Thanksgiving: turkey for dinner / murky beginner / lurking with sinners / jerking the winner
2025 Eminem rapping about Thanksgiving: turkey for dinner / murky beginner / lurking with sinners / jerking the winner
Pretty messed up this bowling alley is closed for Thanksgiving. I thought today was Turkey day!
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Pretty messed up this bowling alley is closed for Thanksgiving. I thought today was Turkey day!
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a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
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The "secret third thing" is always the same: a depressed clown watching a plate of leftover chicken nuggets rotate in a microwave with dull, lifeless eyes
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The "secret third thing" is always the same: a depressed clown watching a plate of leftover chicken nuggets rotate in a microwave with dull, lifeless eyes
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carving turkeys is really difficult when they wriggle so much
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
carving turkeys is really difficult when they wriggle so much
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.