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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Apr 18

I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 4m

I used to be, now that you mention it 🤣

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 1h

I've decided to become the horrors

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 6d

How hard do I have to shake the little glowing doom rectangle before dopamine comes out?

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Cat Examiner @catexaminer.bsky.social · Dec 18

if you aren't a cat, you better be a damned good person.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 3d

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BUT GRIEF IS A WALK ALONE
Others can be there, and listen. But you will walk alone down your own path, at your own pace, with your sheared-off pain, your raw wounds, your broken heart, your denial, anger and bitter loss. You'll come to your own peace, hopefully... but it will be on your own, IN YOUR OWN TIME, IN YOUR OWN WAY.
Out of ashes..

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 6h

men love to tell women why their ideas won't work

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1h

Hidden in my cleavage- aisle 4, next the document containing the true meaning of life & origins of mankind, across the aisle from the thumb drive that contains full transcripts of everything from the Library of Alexandria

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Logan :) @joelogan.bsky.social · 5d

The problem with jokes is that I'm stupid

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 4d

I can’t be around people named Stu, they get me hungry for soup too much

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 3h

i get separation anxiety whenever i’m away from my bed for too long

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supernatural siren @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 1h

some days i feel too fragile for human interaction

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 2h

I have mutated into a whole different beast entirely

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 6h

I am much like gardenias. I will wilt if I don’t get enough care and attention

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The Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social · 1h

I like it when cats do this

Doodle of an orange cat in a strange hunched over position.

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The Haunt of Redneck Dares @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 1h

Gas station boob pills

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 3h

you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts a brake line

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 9h

this straight jacket fits noice

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1h

gonna macarena about it

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2h

keeping the nation's precious supply of titties safe at Fort Knockers

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1h

The breastlier of my accounts doesn’t have nearly as many followers as my main, but I’ve also only had it a few weeks and don’t make much effort to draw attention to it

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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 3h

Thinking of all the lovely breasts I've seen in my life. Call that a trip down mammary lane

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 3h

Butthole is certainly an option, but the results can be unpredictable

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 3h

You never know until you try 🤷🏻‍♀️

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 3h

two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` you got this '' while the other is dancing .

Alt: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` you got this '' while the other is dancing .

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 3h

Keep trying! I believe in you

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