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I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it
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Awkward Typos: I beg your hardon?
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Awkward Typos: I beg your hardon?
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Just found out my husband has been using Viagra for the past two years. I’m taking it real hard
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Just found out my husband has been using Viagra for the past two years. I’m taking it real hard
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The manager of my mental department is currently a squirrel that just drank a triple espresso. All decisions are final and may involve nuts.
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The manager of my mental department is currently a squirrel that just drank a triple espresso. All decisions are final and may involve nuts.
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crowds of trees > crowds of people
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
crowds of trees > crowds of people
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if i die suddenly delete my search history i dont want mom to know i have to check the spelling of everyday words
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
if i die suddenly delete my search history i dont want mom to know i have to check the spelling of everyday words
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As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
December 2, 2024 at 12:42 AM
As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
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I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
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MF'ers finding love on Bluesky.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
MF'ers finding love on Bluesky.
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unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
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I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
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i’d love you but only if you were a worm
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i’d love you but only if you were a worm
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wild how mimes just wake up every day and choose violence
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
wild how mimes just wake up every day and choose violence
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since i was little i always knew i would grow up to marry the internet
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
since i was little i always knew i would grow up to marry the internet
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A log in the mud is like church for bugs
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
A log in the mud is like church for bugs
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Choose to be delightful you dipshit.
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Choose to be delightful you dipshit.
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We stand firm in the belief that our handler erred on the side of caution when he tranquilized the child in the Tigger pajamas.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We stand firm in the belief that our handler erred on the side of caution when he tranquilized the child in the Tigger pajamas.
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girl who snacks on pieces of bread like a forest creature stumbling upon a grocery store dumpster
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
girl who snacks on pieces of bread like a forest creature stumbling upon a grocery store dumpster
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The Girl with the Chicken Nugget Tattoo.
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The Girl with the Chicken Nugget Tattoo.
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with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
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Eating ocean spray jellied cranberry sauce directly from the can for breakfast
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Eating ocean spray jellied cranberry sauce directly from the can for breakfast
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We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
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every time someone saves one of my posts I think holy shit they're gathering evidence
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
every time someone saves one of my posts I think holy shit they're gathering evidence
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Krampus is coming!
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Krampus is coming!