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everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
my mom just wants me to be happy and fulfilled for xmas hahah best of fucking luck my dude
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
im not doing any black friday shopping this year not as a protest but because im broke
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
to the untrained eye it appears i am floundering through life to the trained eye too
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
[walking past a bar] lol i passed the bar ima lawyer now
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I have not, and absolutely will not ever, learn a fact
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I DONT WANT WISDOM I WANT TO BE YOUNG AND OBLIVIOUS
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
ive never really liked religion its a little too gaudy for me
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
how am i supposed to use a public toilet my cats are not there to sit on my feet
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
its all about curb appeal i think while trying to sell myself from the gutter
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
lets all just gain some perspective yes groceries are eating up our wages but housing is too so whos the real enemy here
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i went through an emotional transformation today i turned into an asshole when i was driving
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
tomorrow is gonna fucken suck i know this cause im psychic
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i only cook to make sure my smoke alarm works
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Conquering chronic lateness by never going anywhere 😎
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I would throw myself under a duvet for you.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Wile E. Pigeon
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
but i thought they were all international mens days
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Omnimpotent is what happens when you can tell someone has had a vasectomy just by looking at them
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Be the reason your family doesn't hold reunions anymore.
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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i really want an exotic cat for a pet but it sounds like an ocelot of commitment
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i faked that biting lip emoji
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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It's casual phenomena day at work so my hand passes right through the microwave to warm up the fish manually
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM