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Certified geek—seven days a week. 🖖🏻✊🏻🌈
This made me smile, I hope it does the same for you.
February 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
“Lock in?” Babe, I have ADHD. I’m locked out and the keys are inside.
February 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Do you ever want to stop someone mid-sentence and say, “I honestly don’t have a single fucking clue what you’re talking about.”
February 16, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Sorry I can’t make it tonight. My clothes have decided to look stupid on me.
February 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Take me back to summer nights on the lake.
February 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I’ve got to stop opening Bluesky in public.
February 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
You think you know someone, then you hear them pronounce “pecan.”
February 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Wisdom from my 95-year-old grandma:
February 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Fridays are for Fiona Apple.
Fiona Apple - Fast As You Can
YouTube video by fionaappleVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Reposted by мɑгκ
This week’s #StarfleetAcademy is tense, riveting, and high-stakes, and still makes time for a little gay Klingon flirting
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Where my lifelong anxiety started.
February 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Always smell nice, boys. Remember, the first holes you penetrate are his nostrils.
February 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I just cawed to say I love you.
February 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
One of my favorite TNG episodes before bed.
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
That's my secret, Captain. I'm always ready for bed.
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
My favorite James Van Der Beek film is queued up for tonight.
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
His life ended at 48. Let that sink in. The “I’m too young” mindset has to go. Colorectal cancer is rising in younger adults. Blood. Pain. Changes. Don’t ignore it. Get screened.
James Van Der Beek, Dawson's Creek Star and Father of 6, Dies at 48 After Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has died after he was diagnosed with stage 3 colorectal cancer in August 2024. The actor was best known for playing Dawson Leery on 'Dawson's Creek'.
people.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I don’t hate Mondays anymore. I’ve grown. I hate the entire week equally now.
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Every time I think no one could possibly be this horny, I read some of your skeets.
Grindr is testing a premium AI tier with prices up to $499 a month
Test prices for Grindr's AI subscription tier, "Edge," range from $80 to $220 a week — far more expensive than top offerings from Tinder and Hinge.
www.businessinsider.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Call me a trash panda because I love Garbage.
February 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the Nexus.
February 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Coffee is no longer enough, I need to be struck by lightning.
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Danny was one of my first bloomfs on Bluesky, and I honestly don’t know what to say. If he ever made you laugh or smile, please consider contributing.
Donate to Celebrating Danny’s Light and Legacy, organized by Kayla White
In honor of Danny’s life, his love, and the light he brought into the world. With… Kayla White needs your support for Celebrating Danny’s Light and Legacy
www.gofundme.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
If you had this poster, how is being gay going for you?
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Sí, se puede.
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM