Julie Lavender Menace
@2tickytacky.bsky.social
🔵Banger skeet writer
🔵Top 10 blood donor in Pannonica County
🔵Saving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
🔵Top 10 blood donor in Pannonica County
🔵Saving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
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Now, a message from Rev. Dr. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Due to the extreme cold, Wicked Wild Water Polo has been canceled. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Due to the extreme cold, Wicked Wild Water Polo has been canceled. God bless.
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Copier: JAM IN TRAY 2
Me: Same
Me: Same
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Copier: JAM IN TRAY 2
Me: Same
Me: Same
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I finally learned to live in the moment. Unfortunately, the moment is terrible.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I finally learned to live in the moment. Unfortunately, the moment is terrible.
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I reward myself with things I’ll need to recover from.
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I reward myself with things I’ll need to recover from.
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may the boop oop a doop be with you
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
may the boop oop a doop be with you
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Bending my gender until it breaks
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Bending my gender until it breaks
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I'm so full of whimsy i shit joy and light like it's nothing
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I'm so full of whimsy i shit joy and light like it's nothing
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If you can't fit an entire 5lb bologna tube in your air fryer, it's too small.
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If you can't fit an entire 5lb bologna tube in your air fryer, it's too small.
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Eeyore just called and said we can’t hang out anymore cuz I’m too depressing.
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Eeyore just called and said we can’t hang out anymore cuz I’m too depressing.
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*after my 7th suicidal episode of the year
Maybe it’s time to get some help?
Maybe it’s time to get some help?
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
*after my 7th suicidal episode of the year
Maybe it’s time to get some help?
Maybe it’s time to get some help?
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*mouthful of asbestos
I’m having the time of my life.
I’m having the time of my life.
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
*mouthful of asbestos
I’m having the time of my life.
I’m having the time of my life.
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Me: i like you.
Her: I like when you’re not around.
Her: I like when you’re not around.
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Me: i like you.
Her: I like when you’re not around.
Her: I like when you’re not around.
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When someone has “taken” in their bio, they got abducted by aliens.
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When someone has “taken” in their bio, they got abducted by aliens.
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Pulling a report that will confirm if you are a little bitch or not.
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Pulling a report that will confirm if you are a little bitch or not.
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[leaving the allergy clinic, twirling my EpiPen like a drumstick] The doctor said I'm definitely NOT allergic to being cool
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[leaving the allergy clinic, twirling my EpiPen like a drumstick] The doctor said I'm definitely NOT allergic to being cool
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If I were ever to try love again, I'd demand to see how they treat people on Marketplace first.
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If I were ever to try love again, I'd demand to see how they treat people on Marketplace first.
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The weather forecast changed tomorrow's in person meeting into a Zoom. Suddenly life seems better.
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The weather forecast changed tomorrow's in person meeting into a Zoom. Suddenly life seems better.
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I like the cat.
I like when the cat sits on my lap.
I like lunch.
I don't like when the cat sits on my lap during lunch.
I like when the cat sits on my lap.
I like lunch.
I don't like when the cat sits on my lap during lunch.
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I like the cat.
I like when the cat sits on my lap.
I like lunch.
I don't like when the cat sits on my lap during lunch.
I like when the cat sits on my lap.
I like lunch.
I don't like when the cat sits on my lap during lunch.
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I have got a new boss. I hope this does not impact my productivity on BlueSky.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I have got a new boss. I hope this does not impact my productivity on BlueSky.
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tinnitus so loud i was kicked out of the library
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
tinnitus so loud i was kicked out of the library
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spam callers calling back immediately after i ignored their first call should be waterboarded forever
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
spam callers calling back immediately after i ignored their first call should be waterboarded forever
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i'm too smart for these stupid times
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i'm too smart for these stupid times
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calling 911 to report that the body I'm in is definitely not mine
October 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
calling 911 to report that the body I'm in is definitely not mine
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In the darkest hour, I remind myself things that are always true are still true- like I'm gonna stub my toe on the way to the light
October 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
In the darkest hour, I remind myself things that are always true are still true- like I'm gonna stub my toe on the way to the light
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I'm assuming that Ethel Merman implies the existence of Fred Mermaid?
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm assuming that Ethel Merman implies the existence of Fred Mermaid?