S🌟tella
@havishaf.bsky.social
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
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La crème de la crème (patissière)
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S🌟tella
@havishaf.bsky.social
· Dec 15
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
How can I close a jar so tight I need a village to open it later? Where did all that strength go?
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
How can I close a jar so tight I need a village to open it later? Where did all that strength go?
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Extreme Alvin and the Chipmunks voice: 🎵 Christmas, Christmastime is near
Time for drugs and time for beer 🎶
Time for drugs and time for beer 🎶
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Extreme Alvin and the Chipmunks voice: 🎵 Christmas, Christmastime is near
Time for drugs and time for beer 🎶
Time for drugs and time for beer 🎶
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Claude's heart was never in the art game because he was all about that Monet.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Claude's heart was never in the art game because he was all about that Monet.
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Alanis Morissette:🎵 It's not fair, to deny me / Of the Cocaine Bear that you gave to me 🎶
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Alanis Morissette:🎵 It's not fair, to deny me / Of the Cocaine Bear that you gave to me 🎶
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*presses lips against mic*
I wished I sanitized this first
I wished I sanitized this first
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
*presses lips against mic*
I wished I sanitized this first
I wished I sanitized this first
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The turkey neck is proof that evolution has a prankster streak.
It's the anatomical equivalent of a "kick me" sign taped to the man’s groin.
It's the anatomical equivalent of a "kick me" sign taped to the man’s groin.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The turkey neck is proof that evolution has a prankster streak.
It's the anatomical equivalent of a "kick me" sign taped to the man’s groin.
It's the anatomical equivalent of a "kick me" sign taped to the man’s groin.
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The test of a family's composure is watching Uncle Gary very seriously and carefully carve around the turkey part that looks like a deflated balloon animal.
But the real gem at the table is a kid who says, "Why is everyone being so quiet? It's just the turkey's dingle-dangle."
But the real gem at the table is a kid who says, "Why is everyone being so quiet? It's just the turkey's dingle-dangle."
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The test of a family's composure is watching Uncle Gary very seriously and carefully carve around the turkey part that looks like a deflated balloon animal.
But the real gem at the table is a kid who says, "Why is everyone being so quiet? It's just the turkey's dingle-dangle."
But the real gem at the table is a kid who says, "Why is everyone being so quiet? It's just the turkey's dingle-dangle."
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laminating stuff as lo-fi office work
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
laminating stuff as lo-fi office work
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so I “accidentally” ate a portion of the protein bar wrapper myob
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
so I “accidentally” ate a portion of the protein bar wrapper myob
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Whoa! Maybe don't tell anyone about that. Yeah, take that one to the grave. Yikes.
~ me, as a therapist
~ me, as a therapist
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Whoa! Maybe don't tell anyone about that. Yeah, take that one to the grave. Yikes.
~ me, as a therapist
~ me, as a therapist
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Laundry day for the Holy Trinity: blanket, blanket, blanket I should have thrown out years ago.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Laundry day for the Holy Trinity: blanket, blanket, blanket I should have thrown out years ago.
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if you have a long car ride with your family today, may I suggest the Moby Dick audiobook to keep things light
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
if you have a long car ride with your family today, may I suggest the Moby Dick audiobook to keep things light
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we celebrate black friday in my house by staying home and selling all our old shit on ebay
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
we celebrate black friday in my house by staying home and selling all our old shit on ebay
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thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
thankful for all the people I’ve met on social media that make life a little less horrific
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Be kind to people. You never know what they're going through... except vegans; they don't shut up about it
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Be kind to people. You never know what they're going through... except vegans; they don't shut up about it
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Modern math problem: My dentist will charge $25 if I'm 5 min late. How much does the dentist owe me when I show up on time and wait 40 minutes for my "appointment"?
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Modern math problem: My dentist will charge $25 if I'm 5 min late. How much does the dentist owe me when I show up on time and wait 40 minutes for my "appointment"?
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I don't know who needs to hear this but there's too much. Remove at least half or it will spill over everywhere oh no what a mess...
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this but there's too much. Remove at least half or it will spill over everywhere oh no what a mess...
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If you'd just stop being stupid and finally came over to my house, climb down the stairs and walked to my bed to tuck me in and give me a little kiss, humanity would be better off
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If you'd just stop being stupid and finally came over to my house, climb down the stairs and walked to my bed to tuck me in and give me a little kiss, humanity would be better off
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Can someone take me in their cupped hands like a small frog and hide me in their pocket, please?
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Can someone take me in their cupped hands like a small frog and hide me in their pocket, please?
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Worst thing about being married to a werewolf is wandering around in the dark with dog treats because he won't come back in after peeing at 3am.
May 13, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Worst thing about being married to a werewolf is wandering around in the dark with dog treats because he won't come back in after peeing at 3am.
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The only thing that gave Carl solace at the end was that no one would know how he died. Unfortunately, he forgot about the timer on the camera.
March 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The only thing that gave Carl solace at the end was that no one would know how he died. Unfortunately, he forgot about the timer on the camera.
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I have a memory like one of those big grey things you know the ones I mean.
April 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I have a memory like one of those big grey things you know the ones I mean.
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I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
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If I learned just one thing as a parent it’s that by the 3rd kid they can be juggling with samurai swords and hand grenades and you won’t care as long as they’re doing it quietly.
February 27, 2024 at 1:46 PM
If I learned just one thing as a parent it’s that by the 3rd kid they can be juggling with samurai swords and hand grenades and you won’t care as long as they’re doing it quietly.
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If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.