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@dopeshow.bsky.social
Cigarette butt collector, esquire.
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@dopeshow.bsky.social
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"I made gnocchi"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
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You can baste my turkey if you wanna
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
You can baste my turkey if you wanna
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The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
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this beer is starting to taste like everyone at Thanksgiving needs to hear my opinions about the US government
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
this beer is starting to taste like everyone at Thanksgiving needs to hear my opinions about the US government
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do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
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I would respect the Google AI overview more if sometimes it was like “girl, I don’t know”
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I would respect the Google AI overview more if sometimes it was like “girl, I don’t know”
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I often say to myself, "I can't believe my cloning machine worked!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I often say to myself, "I can't believe my cloning machine worked!"
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you can lead a man to water but he still won’t wash his butthole with it
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
you can lead a man to water but he still won’t wash his butthole with it
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I'm not afraid of strong women. I could take 'em.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm not afraid of strong women. I could take 'em.
There are only two genders..
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
There are only two genders..
"Thoughts are the ventriloquism of the mind"
~ things I've said while high, part 5328
~ things I've said while high, part 5328
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Thoughts are the ventriloquism of the mind"
~ things I've said while high, part 5328
~ things I've said while high, part 5328
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Turkey is great, but not rehearsing a conversation that already happened is Michelin star level.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Turkey is great, but not rehearsing a conversation that already happened is Michelin star level.
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Dilemma: I can only find one pair of reading glasses and I need reading glasses to fix my reading glasses.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Dilemma: I can only find one pair of reading glasses and I need reading glasses to fix my reading glasses.
Nothing prepares you for finding out your new friend has other friends
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Nothing prepares you for finding out your new friend has other friends
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If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
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Been so long since my fancy was tickled I'm wondering if it's still ticklish.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Been so long since my fancy was tickled I'm wondering if it's still ticklish.
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DON'T TRY TO FORCE THE POSTS OR YOU'LL INFECT THE WHOLE AREA.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
DON'T TRY TO FORCE THE POSTS OR YOU'LL INFECT THE WHOLE AREA.
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Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
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me haunting people as a ghost: do u hate me?
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
me haunting people as a ghost: do u hate me?
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He’s a 10 but yells ‘fire in the hole’ when he climaxes
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He’s a 10 but yells ‘fire in the hole’ when he climaxes
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I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
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why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
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kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
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"A woman who demands equality is labeled difficult, emotional, or crazy. That tells you exactly who benefits from her silence."
--Roxane Gay
--Roxane Gay
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"A woman who demands equality is labeled difficult, emotional, or crazy. That tells you exactly who benefits from her silence."
--Roxane Gay
--Roxane Gay
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What if we were just two mice eating cheese under a harvest moon?
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What if we were just two mice eating cheese under a harvest moon?