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@dopeshow.bsky.social
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Cigarette butt collector, esquire.

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How can you think about baseball when Mission Impossible [1996] shows Ethan Hunt exploding a fishtank as a diversion and the entire restaurant fills with water, smashing through the windows and flooding the street below
Ethan Hunt jumping out of the window, narrowly escaping death from a squall of water, an Olympic pool amount of water pouring from the second floor! Probably the most annoying plot hole in movie history. It's a fish tank you dumb bastards!
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Not my home, but I know my way around
Screencap from Ghost of Tsunami, samurai on a hilltop overlooking Japan, smoke rises from various battlegrounds, a lush green forest beneath
October 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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I got your back..
Screen cap from 80s arcade hit Double Dragon, two guys in kinda same but different karate uniforms kicking ass in the cobblestone streets
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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A red button meme, where a cartoon man is sweating under a stressful decision to tell everyone he's from NY, or tell everyone he's a Vegan
August 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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This took WAY longer than it should
A crude drawing of a swan at the edge of a grass embankment near a tiny apple tree that is definitely not to scale.
August 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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First of all, how dare you..
A fingerling monkey toy, a cute colourful robot monkey that fits on your finger
July 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Two panel meme of Levar Burton from Star Trek, rejecting the name "Lilly" but strongly considering "Kimiko"
June 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Can't believe people have trouble finding these, it's literally right there!
Close-up of purple Gooseneck Iris flower presenting her fuzzy beard
June 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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A few classics in this xkcd comic, the Lead Mask Case and Dyatlov Pass Incident are interesting
Xkcd comic showing various mysteries from big foot to mh370 to jfk, db cooper and many more, some silly ones like "why I keep putting ice cream back in the fridge instead of the freezer". All arranged on a X Y graphic sorted from not weird to weird as hell and from clear explanation to no explanation.
June 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Show me on the traffic lights where being human hurt you..
Traffic Light captcha imagine asking user to select all squares with traffic lights. Imagine is an intersection with light traffic.
June 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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There are 4,000 ways to enjoy a tomato, the worst way being "raw".
A ven diagram illustrating confirmation bias, where one's own beliefs intersect with all evidence... Such that people tent to believe only the evidence that aligns with their own beliefs, ignoring all other evidence
May 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Kids: Where is mum? She's been gone ALL DAY??

Me:
Captain Phillips meme where the pirate boards, staring into your eyes: Look at me, I am the mother now
May 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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A bag of "Ding Dong" snack mix
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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When pain is familiar and you want to be chiller, reach for a can of..
A red tub of industrial airport grade depression filler for asphalt driveways
May 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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"I've come to claim the right of Prima Nocte"

~ JD Vance
Screen from Braveheart where "nobel" cuck on a horse, holding a flag, requests to rape the village women, newly weds watch in terror, set in the foothills of Scotland
May 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Life goals
Lord of the Rings meme, with the Dead Men of Dunharrow (ghost army) asking "Hi I'm interested in this is this still available". Aragon says "Yes it's still available". Then the ghost army leaves without a word, ghosted, as ghost armies do
April 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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I'm just trying to 90s the place up a bit
Young Pauly Shore and Brendan Fraser happily dancing in the street. Plaid board shorts and a sleeveless jean shirt completely this very 90s look. Circa Encino Man era.
March 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Post with a casual pic of you
Chicken Lady from Kids in The Hall, half chicken, half lady, you get the idea. Humanoid, but her hair is while puffy floof, her nose like a stout beak, with feathers all over
August 30, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Understood the assignment
Screencap showing this post with exactly one (1) like/heart
August 15, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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Edibles are kicking in
Creepy doll on a beachside bench, the face is colored blue and hair disheveled, looks like death
August 15, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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A two panel meme, one showing a family member tattooed on someone's are, but the drawing is rather horrifying... the next panel is the image shown superimposed on a family picture, one you'd find in a stock photo frame, except for of course the horrifying figure
August 9, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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Short advertisement about reposting:
From Dazed and Confused, three stoners cruzing in a 1970 Chevy Chevelle SS, finding out their new friend has no weed, "be a lot cooler if you did"
August 5, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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Dinosaurs in an open field as a meteor flys past overhead as one t-rex yells "Oh shit! The economy!!"
August 5, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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post a picture of you, that’s not actually a picture of you
Pennywise, the clown from IT, on set in full makeup smoking a cigarette under a rainbow umbrella and blanket, looking very "fuck my life"
August 2, 2024 at 10:23 AM
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Me, flirting
A brunette female hugging a giant plushy loaf of bread which is about 3 feet long
August 1, 2024 at 4:08 PM