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@dopeshow.bsky.social
Cigarette butt collector, esquire.
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"I made gnocchi"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
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You can slap your pickle on my roast beef sandwich if you wanna
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You can slap your pickle on my roast beef sandwich if you wanna
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Moshing to the aol dial-up sound
October 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Moshing to the aol dial-up sound
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I dunno maybe we could get together later and sob for a little while y'know for funsies
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I dunno maybe we could get together later and sob for a little while y'know for funsies
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Hey! You're frigging amazing, okay?
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hey! You're frigging amazing, okay?
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there i go again, putting the emphasis in all THE wrong places
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
there i go again, putting the emphasis in all THE wrong places
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I’m 90% caffeine, 10% chaos, and 100% your problem now
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m 90% caffeine, 10% chaos, and 100% your problem now
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*throws glitter molotov cocktails in your direction
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
*throws glitter molotov cocktails in your direction
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frankenstein is just frank to a freak like me
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
frankenstein is just frank to a freak like me
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sorry I’m late, i’m still coming to terms with the fact that I’m alive
October 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
sorry I’m late, i’m still coming to terms with the fact that I’m alive
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My mid-life crisis will take the form of a tattoo of the Loch Ness Monster with chainsaw tits
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My mid-life crisis will take the form of a tattoo of the Loch Ness Monster with chainsaw tits
I started a journal yesterday and just now remembered I have no life... I guess it's a recipe booked now
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I started a journal yesterday and just now remembered I have no life... I guess it's a recipe booked now
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Men only want one thing (to fight someone on top of a moving train)
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Men only want one thing (to fight someone on top of a moving train)
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sometimes im just sitting here and can feel myself dying
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
sometimes im just sitting here and can feel myself dying
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Everybody stop, turn your keyboard upside down, and shake it. Why did everything bagel seasoning fall out?
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Everybody stop, turn your keyboard upside down, and shake it. Why did everything bagel seasoning fall out?
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monday mornings are quiet on here bc no one can lift themselves up off of their shower floor
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
monday mornings are quiet on here bc no one can lift themselves up off of their shower floor
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The cool evening breeze just whispered it's chunky cardigan time
August 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The cool evening breeze just whispered it's chunky cardigan time
@lalalyds.bsky.social Happy Birthday! You can unwrap my package if you wanna 🎈🎉
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
@lalalyds.bsky.social Happy Birthday! You can unwrap my package if you wanna 🎈🎉
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Let's hear it for ketchup and scrambled eggs. It's gotta be one of my favorite things to throw in the trash
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Let's hear it for ketchup and scrambled eggs. It's gotta be one of my favorite things to throw in the trash
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That’s a beautiful shade of tired you’ve got there.
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
That’s a beautiful shade of tired you’ve got there.
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People just don't stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
People just don't stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.
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Tell her her rump's as big as the queen's ... and twice as fragrant.
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Tell her her rump's as big as the queen's ... and twice as fragrant.
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*Emerges from the sewer in a sensual manner*
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
*Emerges from the sewer in a sensual manner*
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I can tell this salmon was farm-raised because of its work ethic
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I can tell this salmon was farm-raised because of its work ethic
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I may have lost the dick measuring contest but I definitely won the hearts of these Arby’s employees
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I may have lost the dick measuring contest but I definitely won the hearts of these Arby’s employees
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The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed