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Circling a drain
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The doctor says I have the most monstrous eyes he’s ever seen. Pools of dormant rage he said
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MARK CUBAN: clever idea, but costs are too high. sorry, i'm out
KEVIN O'LEARY: i disagree with mark, it's a terrible idea. out!
GUEST SHARK GRUGG (INVENTOR OF THE WHEEL): grugg look at numbers, not see path to profitability. and for that reason, grugg out
ROBERT HERJAVEC: grugg raises a great point,
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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giving my kids reddit gold for christmas
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Lately I’ve been getting into roaming the desolate wastelands in search of higher meaning
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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If someone did TikTok teaching voice to me in real life I would behead them
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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we are an isthmus; tide and time abrade our core, erosion into mitosis. we yearn across that channel, love-bearing sands once now cold and drowned. if you microwave a hand puppet it gets real hot inside, you can pretend you're using a small warm man as a glove. if you want. i won't tell anyone
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Art by • Jaime Calderón Dibujante
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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feeding my bro some content so he can relax
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Our spiders are itsy bitsy. Your spiders are incy wincy. There can never be peace between us.
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Watching old Iron Chef. Theme ingredient is Unidentified Slovakian Male. “He has great teeth for a forgotten man,” said actress Keiko Saito, a statement which the panel was in agreement with.
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Imaging quaking at the sight of something how embarrassing
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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worm apple for kids
worm apple for kids dot com
July 25, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Friends should read each others dream journals for Christmas
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Bluesky profiles should let you list an emergency contact
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Just saw an absolute beast of a motorcycle swoop down and pluck some cyclists right out of their nesting ground
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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after the Data Wars the top career aspiration among teenagers will be Content Destroyer
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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eggs over zealous
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Youre flitting about with mad whimsy, bro
October 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Meadowmaxxing
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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The grinch’s dog was just for the cartoon. A real dog would treat him as prey
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
For an invigorating and enriching rest you simply can’t go past SoilSleep©️
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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you know i'm really going through it when my therapist starts bringing up the first noble truth
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM