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tara
@weedlejuice.bsky.social
· Jul 19
The doctor says I have the most monstrous eyes he’s ever seen. Pools of dormant rage he said
Saw your man quickly scurry into some low lying vegetation as a cloud drifted by
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Saw your man quickly scurry into some low lying vegetation as a cloud drifted by
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Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
Sorry I violently lashed out at the xmas party I thought the boss was eyeing off my soft underbelly and felt vulnerable
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Sorry I violently lashed out at the xmas party I thought the boss was eyeing off my soft underbelly and felt vulnerable
You encounter 𝐋𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞
Press [A] to compliment and watch them writhe around in discomfort
Press [A] to compliment and watch them writhe around in discomfort
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
You encounter 𝐋𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞
Press [A] to compliment and watch them writhe around in discomfort
Press [A] to compliment and watch them writhe around in discomfort
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remarkably well preserved santa hat found in arctic bog
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
remarkably well preserved santa hat found in arctic bog
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texting my doctor friend decreasingly innocuous questions everyday until she gets desensitized and becomes my personal doctor without realizing it. today i asked her for a ride. in 3 months i will ask her for a same-hour surgery
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
texting my doctor friend decreasingly innocuous questions everyday until she gets desensitized and becomes my personal doctor without realizing it. today i asked her for a ride. in 3 months i will ask her for a same-hour surgery
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Friends should wriggle around on the floor together for Christmas
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Friends should wriggle around on the floor together for Christmas
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They’re saying my perpetual lotion machine violates the laws of dermodrynamics
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
They’re saying my perpetual lotion machine violates the laws of dermodrynamics
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you can play with my hair but you have to purchase the dlc
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
you can play with my hair but you have to purchase the dlc
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Jules Guerin, illustrations from Egypt and it’s Monuments, 1908
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Jules Guerin, illustrations from Egypt and it’s Monuments, 1908
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You don’t have to wash your hands after you pee, that’s an urban legend
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You don’t have to wash your hands after you pee, that’s an urban legend
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I was shattered to learn that elf on a shelf was relaying my every move to Santa Claus. He was my friend and confidant. He was my beautiful boy.
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I was shattered to learn that elf on a shelf was relaying my every move to Santa Claus. He was my friend and confidant. He was my beautiful boy.
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lick a 9v battery
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
lick a 9v battery
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siri how much time do I have left
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
siri how much time do I have left
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fuck I forgot to fly south for the winter
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
fuck I forgot to fly south for the winter
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(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
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Yeah I asked TalkieBot. I asked BlabbyTron. I asked my WatchMeSpeak Flatter and Flirt Gossip Pal if the tone of your email could be considered hostile.
May 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Yeah I asked TalkieBot. I asked BlabbyTron. I asked my WatchMeSpeak Flatter and Flirt Gossip Pal if the tone of your email could be considered hostile.
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I’m trying to get like this
#TheMoment scientists came upon a rare photosynthesizing sea slug
Scientists Elli Ofthenorth and Hunter Stevens tell The National about the moment they stumbled across a rare photosynthesizing sea slug that looks like a leaf while snorkelling near Halifax.
www.cbc.ca
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’m trying to get like this
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Trudging through the sucking mire. It's fine. Whatever.
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Trudging through the sucking mire. It's fine. Whatever.