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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Oct 2

The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Photograph of the fucked up looking cake, now with a crown of burning candles

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 6h

I am only a man!!!

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 7h

Jesus Christ *immediately reposting it*

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 7h

Four chapters about him saying in that horrible voice, "Olivia, I want to suck on your big chin"

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 7h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

Have I Got Nuzzi For You

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.

www.status.news

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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 20h

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’ve come as Charles Dickens’ listless son Plorn

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 7h

whoa whoa whoa wait a second

Photograph of the article. There is a picture of Sarah Ruden HOLDING A BIG FAT DOG next to the cover of her book. The title is

The inverse wisdom of a second-century martyr

"Perpetua was a grandstander," says Sarah Ruden. "She saw martyrdom - and that means testimony - as a personal glorification"

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 7h

doing the Down With The Sickness OOOO-AH AH AH AH noise

Photo of the cover of the latest issue of The Christian Century showing a banner labeled FALL BOOKS - Ibrahim Abusharif on why Gilead reads differently after 20 years, A Conversation with Sarah Ruden about the martyrdom of Perpetua

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 7h

Genuinely funny to read that article and it's like "only drink this once a week." Getting pumped to drink my weekly lead milkshake

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 7h

oh man Fox on the run is a really good addition to my playlist of songs that would be good for a scene at the end of a movie where someone is smoking while bleeding out in a car

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 8h

want cake? why not try "mug of cereal." that's right, mug of cereal: Its what you have

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Mark Bouchard @barkmouchard.bsky.social · 8h

you can pre order one of these over at www.jumpscarevhs.com

PMS ISN’T REAL printed on
comfort colors w/ art by
@cashbrowns.bsky.social

an illustration of Jennifer and Needy kissing in a monster’s mouth—text says I go both ways

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 8h

Of course!!

good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 8h

Cantankerous

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The Ken in Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 8h

Every punk band got that one bassist who looks like the first zombie in NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

The guy, kind of a long angular face and beak of a nose and raggedy teeth

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 8h

in my 30s I worked on become a good father and reasonable human being. in my 40s i will become a valued member of my community. 50 is when we do a hard and sudden turn into Rascal Mode

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 9h

when I turn 50 I'm going to get a little leather hat and start smoking again

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 9h

when I was in high school I got a leather jacket but every time I put it on it felt like I was dressing up as a comic book character, now that I am pushing 40 i feel appropriately weathered so dug it out and unfortunately for all of you, I'm hot in it

Photograph of a man with short brown hair wearing a blue gansey sweater over a button down shirt with tie, under a wide lapeled brown leather jacket. He is on the subway and wearing a mask

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 9h

“Emperor take these unboxing conkers!” growled the Space Wolf. Blood spattered his Gravis armour, but he was far from sated

Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 9h

Hi what

Headline: “nature’s labubu: why are gen z unboxing conkers?”

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 10h

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 9h

but like - that's what they want!!! The goal is to have customers emotionally and intellectually addicted to the chat, because those people will pay for it! They're not taking the foot off the gas!

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 9h

Something I realized the other day is that like.... when you see a reddit post about someone who is like suicidal because the algorithm changed and it's not talking to them like it used to - my impulse is like, they have got to change this shit so people stop forming these attachments

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Carly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 11h

When they introduced the neon one I really thought picture day backgrounds were going to get incrementally better for ever and ever. But this turns out to have been exactly wrong.

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 12h

yeah I think there are Cultural Reasons why these guys find it more easy to broach the Sexy Chatbot market than like Canadian Tire but also, I don't think they would be announcing this if shit was working out like they had planned!

Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 12h

it's 75% probably that but also a 25% chance that he sees what elon is doing with anime girls over at grok and genuinely has been muttering "we've got a pervert gap" for weeks

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 12h

if pep boys said that now the pep boys could call you up and talk sexy to you you wouldn't think that pep boys was doing really well, as a company

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 13h

GUY WHO DOES GRANT-WRITING: now obviously the alien breeding program is grant-funded