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The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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and obviously at the end of the story he becomes nice but nobody is buying 12 foot inflatables of the Nice Grinch at the Home Depot
December 10, 2024 at 5:08 PM
and obviously at the end of the story he becomes nice but nobody is buying 12 foot inflatables of the Nice Grinch at the Home Depot
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so I literally think the sudden explosion of Grinch stuff is literally our culture looking at Christmas and being like, "is there a guy involved in this who is like, mean? who does like sarcastic voices and steals presents from people? let's put him all over the place"
December 10, 2024 at 5:07 PM
so I literally think the sudden explosion of Grinch stuff is literally our culture looking at Christmas and being like, "is there a guy involved in this who is like, mean? who does like sarcastic voices and steals presents from people? let's put him all over the place"
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to me it feels like part of a general cultural shift to assumed misanthropy about every other human being on earth, an urge I can see in my own heart sometimes. it's a way to be like "hey what if christmas was about YouTube Prank Family Shit"
December 10, 2024 at 4:50 PM
to me it feels like part of a general cultural shift to assumed misanthropy about every other human being on earth, an urge I can see in my own heart sometimes. it's a way to be like "hey what if christmas was about YouTube Prank Family Shit"
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there was a "kid's brunch with the Grinch" thing near me recently and i cannot emphasize enough: do not introduce my children to the Grinch! he does home invasions!!
December 10, 2024 at 4:39 PM
there was a "kid's brunch with the Grinch" thing near me recently and i cannot emphasize enough: do not introduce my children to the Grinch! he does home invasions!!
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probably my most Maude Flanders belief/feeling is: I don't like the fucking Grinch. or rather, I don't like how he's everywhere on everything now and it feels like a bad sign for our society that we have enthusiastically embraced the Mean Christmas Shithead
December 10, 2024 at 4:37 PM
probably my most Maude Flanders belief/feeling is: I don't like the fucking Grinch. or rather, I don't like how he's everywhere on everything now and it feels like a bad sign for our society that we have enthusiastically embraced the Mean Christmas Shithead
hey imagine a french guy saying "Hozier"
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
hey imagine a french guy saying "Hozier"
WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
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Ms. Rachel: I welcome everyone, even the haters and losers, to my classroom
December 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ms. Rachel: I welcome everyone, even the haters and losers, to my classroom
"you could do worse th-" oh I plan to
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
"you could do worse th-" oh I plan to
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I read this article every time I see it.
see, the only things I know about it is in this article about this guy's stupid horse that everyone hates
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online
He is my friend
www.polygon.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I read this article every time I see it.
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Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️⚧️
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️⚧️
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STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I original?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I the only one?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I sexual?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I everything you need?
CLAUDIA GONSON: You better rock your body now
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I the only one?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I sexual?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I everything you need?
CLAUDIA GONSON: You better rock your body now
April 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I original?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I the only one?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I sexual?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I everything you need?
CLAUDIA GONSON: You better rock your body now
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I the only one?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I sexual?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I everything you need?
CLAUDIA GONSON: You better rock your body now
she's going to hit the sea lions with a toyota corolla. but will that be enough
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
she's going to hit the sea lions with a toyota corolla. but will that be enough
god, Sweet wrote so many songs that it would be fun to do cinematic crimes to
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
god, Sweet wrote so many songs that it would be fun to do cinematic crimes to
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*smirking, seething* “—watch for Salieri ‘ere he rearrange your area—“
Chalamet, shit-eatingly: “I’ll rearrange her _aria_ and irrigate her labiaaaaa”
LMM, voice cracking clearly not on purpose: “Oh, god! The flow of the angels, the rhymes of heaven!”
Chalamet, shit-eatingly: “I’ll rearrange her _aria_ and irrigate her labiaaaaa”
LMM, voice cracking clearly not on purpose: “Oh, god! The flow of the angels, the rhymes of heaven!”
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
*smirking, seething* “—watch for Salieri ‘ere he rearrange your area—“
Chalamet, shit-eatingly: “I’ll rearrange her _aria_ and irrigate her labiaaaaa”
LMM, voice cracking clearly not on purpose: “Oh, god! The flow of the angels, the rhymes of heaven!”
Chalamet, shit-eatingly: “I’ll rearrange her _aria_ and irrigate her labiaaaaa”
LMM, voice cracking clearly not on purpose: “Oh, god! The flow of the angels, the rhymes of heaven!”
yes I would like to order one (1) historical romance novel that uses this broadside ballad as a plot
The Female Highwayman
YouTube video by Lucy Ward - Topic
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December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
yes I would like to order one (1) historical romance novel that uses this broadside ballad as a plot
is it a Christmas song if it doesn't explicitly occur at Christmas and there's disagreement over whether or not it IS Christmas? well, maybe, but it makes me happy and sad at the same time anyway
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
is it a Christmas song if it doesn't explicitly occur at Christmas and there's disagreement over whether or not it IS Christmas? well, maybe, but it makes me happy and sad at the same time anyway
all of the people who are capitulating to a historically unpopular president will live the rest of their lives knowing what cowards they are
Way to stand up to... *checks notes* 61-year-old recreational players. Good work, USTA. 🙃
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
all of the people who are capitulating to a historically unpopular president will live the rest of their lives knowing what cowards they are
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I’m not gonna be one of those too cool for school guys who acts like he’s outgrown Tarantino, because he’s made movies that are still some of my favorites of all time, but is he really the person to be talking about how a movie would be great but for one really bad actor
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’m not gonna be one of those too cool for school guys who acts like he’s outgrown Tarantino, because he’s made movies that are still some of my favorites of all time, but is he really the person to be talking about how a movie would be great but for one really bad actor
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if theres one thing I hate, and which causes me multiple nervous breakdowns, its when I, Antonio Salieri, am accused of hating and murdering my contemporary Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. but hopefully now that i am dying these spurious rumors will end *200 years pass* what the FUCK
October 10, 2023 at 12:17 AM
if theres one thing I hate, and which causes me multiple nervous breakdowns, its when I, Antonio Salieri, am accused of hating and murdering my contemporary Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. but hopefully now that i am dying these spurious rumors will end *200 years pass* what the FUCK
lin manuel miranda as a rapping salieri in a new production of amadeus
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
lin manuel miranda as a rapping salieri in a new production of amadeus
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The secret ingredient to this gremoulade? Diced gremlin
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The secret ingredient to this gremoulade? Diced gremlin
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the hater's council just vetoed this actually.
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the hater's council just vetoed this actually.
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
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Free slogan for democrats:
“Aren’t You Sick of All This Shit?”
“Aren’t You Sick of All This Shit?”
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Free slogan for democrats:
“Aren’t You Sick of All This Shit?”
“Aren’t You Sick of All This Shit?”
incredible background standing here from the I Frew Up All-Stars
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
incredible background standing here from the I Frew Up All-Stars