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the power of friendship is helping me defeat the egg
went into a record store in philly that was perfectly fine but they had that newsletter "county highway" that matt taibbi's weirdo podcast cohost (apparently now former cohost?) walter kirn publishes
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
went into a record store in philly that was perfectly fine but they had that newsletter "county highway" that matt taibbi's weirdo podcast cohost (apparently now former cohost?) walter kirn publishes
when the right has lost teen peter griffin you know it's in trouble
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
when the right has lost teen peter griffin you know it's in trouble
matcho: the matcha for men
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
matcho: the matcha for men
society has progressed to the point that people become an op accidentally
February 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
society has progressed to the point that people become an op accidentally
it was funny enough to continue with whatever dumb takes you had pre-planned because you assumed the democrat was gonna beat trump in 2016. doing a second time is beyond parody.
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
it was funny enough to continue with whatever dumb takes you had pre-planned because you assumed the democrat was gonna beat trump in 2016. doing a second time is beyond parody.
hey cool man while you were deep in research or whatever you might want to catch up on some other stuff that has happened in the world in the past year
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
hey cool man while you were deep in research or whatever you might want to catch up on some other stuff that has happened in the world in the past year
one time i was curious if this one shelf on a particular entertainment center could fit a decent center channel speaker. found a reddit post where a guy bought the entertainment center, found a particularly short speaker, then sanded the shelf down like 0.05 inches so it could fit.
February 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
one time i was curious if this one shelf on a particular entertainment center could fit a decent center channel speaker. found a reddit post where a guy bought the entertainment center, found a particularly short speaker, then sanded the shelf down like 0.05 inches so it could fit.
half the time google AI search is just summarizing a reddit post
February 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
half the time google AI search is just summarizing a reddit post
Canada cheated on a commercial and got caught
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Canada cheated on a commercial and got caught
after two baldur's gate 3 plays I thought I'd try solasta but multiple core classes and races are only available through paid dlc?
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
after two baldur's gate 3 plays I thought I'd try solasta but multiple core classes and races are only available through paid dlc?
only thing on here I really don't like is canned tuna. something about tinned fish... I don't get it. I generally avoid raw oysters but that's because of the actual risk.
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
only thing on here I really don't like is canned tuna. something about tinned fish... I don't get it. I generally avoid raw oysters but that's because of the actual risk.
another brilliant idea from the president! how has no one thought of this before??
US President Donald Trump said that he could see negotiations with Iran stretching for as long as a month, as he seeks a diplomatic agreement that would roll back Tehran’s nuclear ambitions.
Trump Says He Sees Iran Talks Resolving ‘Over The Next Month’
US President Donald Trump said that he could see negotiations with Iran stretching for as long as a month, as he seeks a diplomatic agreement that would roll back Tehran’s nuclear ambitions.
bloom.bg
February 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
another brilliant idea from the president! how has no one thought of this before??
really disturbing how many people think the mandela effect is real, and perhaps even some sort of government coverup
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
really disturbing how many people think the mandela effect is real, and perhaps even some sort of government coverup
so who is to say if she is good or bad
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
so who is to say if she is good or bad
pam bondi is the only major maga figure who looks younger than their age
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
pam bondi is the only major maga figure who looks younger than their age
I hate being a country music guy and not being allowed to drink beer in my cowboy boots and also to explain to my son that the me too movement went too far and unfairly punished many men who simply wanted a massage from their lab assistant
February 12, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I hate being a country music guy and not being allowed to drink beer in my cowboy boots and also to explain to my son that the me too movement went too far and unfairly punished many men who simply wanted a massage from their lab assistant
only social media platform without an outsized number of Australian posters
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 AM
only social media platform without an outsized number of Australian posters
I can tell AI isn't a real person because I don't worry if it secretly hates me
February 12, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I can tell AI isn't a real person because I don't worry if it secretly hates me
Friends was a reliable joke delivery experience seriously marred by the Ross and Rachel arc. No chemistry and it often contradicted a central comic theme of the show: Ross is a bad person whose humiliations are a just punishment for his actions.
With Valentine’s Day coming up… what’s your LEAST favorite romance in a sitcom?
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Friends was a reliable joke delivery experience seriously marred by the Ross and Rachel arc. No chemistry and it often contradicted a central comic theme of the show: Ross is a bad person whose humiliations are a just punishment for his actions.
yes, almost feels like post pandemic decline in service is setting us up to accept AI garbage
Yeah this is the big thing. Post-pandemic staffing should be a powerful indicator: these places will happily let customers suffer if they can trim a couple bucks.
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
yes, almost feels like post pandemic decline in service is setting us up to accept AI garbage
yeah saw this too. he was the first guy to realize pre teens are so awkward they need to be isolated in their own school.
February 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
yeah saw this too. he was the first guy to realize pre teens are so awkward they need to be isolated in their own school.
I don't really think AI can do a human job well, but don't underestimate how badly owners want to remove workers from the equation.
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I don't really think AI can do a human job well, but don't underestimate how badly owners want to remove workers from the equation.
Pam Bondi. Italian American excellence strikes again.
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Pam Bondi. Italian American excellence strikes again.
"respect the rule of law.... no not like that!" smdh
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
"respect the rule of law.... no not like that!" smdh