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· May 15
the power of friendship is helping me defeat the egg
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currently imagining the year is 2005 and people who loathe george w bush are announcing they'd set aside all their core moral beliefs to vote for joe lieberman. like why lol
February 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
currently imagining the year is 2005 and people who loathe george w bush are announcing they'd set aside all their core moral beliefs to vote for joe lieberman. like why lol
big day for "we needed that rain" guys
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
big day for "we needed that rain" guys
it's actually really easy to get divorced and not become a maga guy...
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
it's actually really easy to get divorced and not become a maga guy...
look if you want to freak out about people not voting newsom if he's the nominee a week before the 2028 general election, I kinda get it (but don't say you weren't warned). doing it now though is just a weird attempt to strong arm people into supporting him in the primary.
I think most (not all) of the "I will never vote for Gavin Newsom" people are communists who are mad that Americans don't like communism and want to destroy the Democratic party out of revenge. They don't care how many elections Republicans win or how many trans people die as long as the Dems fall.
February 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
look if you want to freak out about people not voting newsom if he's the nominee a week before the 2028 general election, I kinda get it (but don't say you weren't warned). doing it now though is just a weird attempt to strong arm people into supporting him in the primary.
if only @lawdog.bsky.social were active on here
February 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
if only @lawdog.bsky.social were active on here
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You missed the most confusing part.
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
You missed the most confusing part.
despite being truly dismal at dodging (don't even talk to me about parrying) I've managed to stumble to the gestral village in clair obscur in normal difficulty, largely on maelle's absurdly exploitable damage output in virtuouse stance.
February 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
despite being truly dismal at dodging (don't even talk to me about parrying) I've managed to stumble to the gestral village in clair obscur in normal difficulty, largely on maelle's absurdly exploitable damage output in virtuouse stance.
the return of millennial cringe in advertising is a necessary if unfortunate side effect of woke 2
February 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
the return of millennial cringe in advertising is a necessary if unfortunate side effect of woke 2
just get a cocaine addiction like a normal type a person
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
just get a cocaine addiction like a normal type a person
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Careful with that: I wrote my senior thesis on the Benjy section of "The Sound and the Fury." This is straight out of the Jason section
February 14, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Careful with that: I wrote my senior thesis on the Benjy section of "The Sound and the Fury." This is straight out of the Jason section
reads like the benjy chapter in the sound and the fury
A Valentine’s Day reminder that even the president has bad dates
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
reads like the benjy chapter in the sound and the fury
Hironobu Sakaguchi is like "I would never produce something as crass as a 'remaster' of Lost Odyssey. Now let me return to my current project, a gacha game exclusive to Paramount Plus subscribers"
February 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Hironobu Sakaguchi is like "I would never produce something as crass as a 'remaster' of Lost Odyssey. Now let me return to my current project, a gacha game exclusive to Paramount Plus subscribers"
went into a record store in philly that was perfectly fine but they had that newsletter "county highway" that matt taibbi's weirdo podcast cohost (apparently now former cohost?) walter kirn publishes
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
went into a record store in philly that was perfectly fine but they had that newsletter "county highway" that matt taibbi's weirdo podcast cohost (apparently now former cohost?) walter kirn publishes
when the right has lost teen peter griffin you know it's in trouble
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
when the right has lost teen peter griffin you know it's in trouble
matcho: the matcha for men
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
matcho: the matcha for men
hey cool man while you were deep in research or whatever you might want to catch up on some other stuff that has happened in the world in the past year
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
hey cool man while you were deep in research or whatever you might want to catch up on some other stuff that has happened in the world in the past year
half the time google AI search is just summarizing a reddit post
February 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
half the time google AI search is just summarizing a reddit post
Canada cheated on a commercial and got caught
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Canada cheated on a commercial and got caught
after two baldur's gate 3 plays I thought I'd try solasta but multiple core classes and races are only available through paid dlc?
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
after two baldur's gate 3 plays I thought I'd try solasta but multiple core classes and races are only available through paid dlc?
only thing on here I really don't like is canned tuna. something about tinned fish... I don't get it. I generally avoid raw oysters but that's because of the actual risk.
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
only thing on here I really don't like is canned tuna. something about tinned fish... I don't get it. I generally avoid raw oysters but that's because of the actual risk.
another brilliant idea from the president! how has no one thought of this before??
US President Donald Trump said that he could see negotiations with Iran stretching for as long as a month, as he seeks a diplomatic agreement that would roll back Tehran’s nuclear ambitions.
Trump Says He Sees Iran Talks Resolving ‘Over The Next Month’
US President Donald Trump said that he could see negotiations with Iran stretching for as long as a month, as he seeks a diplomatic agreement that would roll back Tehran’s nuclear ambitions.
bloom.bg
February 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
another brilliant idea from the president! how has no one thought of this before??
really disturbing how many people think the mandela effect is real, and perhaps even some sort of government coverup
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
really disturbing how many people think the mandela effect is real, and perhaps even some sort of government coverup
pam bondi is the only major maga figure who looks younger than their age
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
pam bondi is the only major maga figure who looks younger than their age