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the power of friendship is helping me defeat the egg
Hironobu Sakaguchi is like "I would never produce something as crass as a 'remaster' of Lost Odyssey. Now let me return to my current project, a gacha game exclusive to Paramount Plus subscribers"
February 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Hironobu Sakaguchi is like "I would never produce something as crass as a 'remaster' of Lost Odyssey. Now let me return to my current project, a gacha game exclusive to Paramount Plus subscribers"
went into a record store in philly that was perfectly fine but they had that newsletter "county highway" that matt taibbi's weirdo podcast cohost (apparently now former cohost?) walter kirn publishes
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
went into a record store in philly that was perfectly fine but they had that newsletter "county highway" that matt taibbi's weirdo podcast cohost (apparently now former cohost?) walter kirn publishes
when the right has lost teen peter griffin you know it's in trouble
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
when the right has lost teen peter griffin you know it's in trouble
matcho: the matcha for men
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
matcho: the matcha for men
hey cool man while you were deep in research or whatever you might want to catch up on some other stuff that has happened in the world in the past year
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
hey cool man while you were deep in research or whatever you might want to catch up on some other stuff that has happened in the world in the past year
half the time google AI search is just summarizing a reddit post
February 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
half the time google AI search is just summarizing a reddit post
Canada cheated on a commercial and got caught
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Canada cheated on a commercial and got caught
after two baldur's gate 3 plays I thought I'd try solasta but multiple core classes and races are only available through paid dlc?
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
after two baldur's gate 3 plays I thought I'd try solasta but multiple core classes and races are only available through paid dlc?
only thing on here I really don't like is canned tuna. something about tinned fish... I don't get it. I generally avoid raw oysters but that's because of the actual risk.
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
only thing on here I really don't like is canned tuna. something about tinned fish... I don't get it. I generally avoid raw oysters but that's because of the actual risk.
another brilliant idea from the president! how has no one thought of this before??
US President Donald Trump said that he could see negotiations with Iran stretching for as long as a month, as he seeks a diplomatic agreement that would roll back Tehran’s nuclear ambitions.
Trump Says He Sees Iran Talks Resolving ‘Over The Next Month’
US President Donald Trump said that he could see negotiations with Iran stretching for as long as a month, as he seeks a diplomatic agreement that would roll back Tehran’s nuclear ambitions.
bloom.bg
February 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
another brilliant idea from the president! how has no one thought of this before??
really disturbing how many people think the mandela effect is real, and perhaps even some sort of government coverup
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
really disturbing how many people think the mandela effect is real, and perhaps even some sort of government coverup
pam bondi is the only major maga figure who looks younger than their age
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
pam bondi is the only major maga figure who looks younger than their age
I hate being a country music guy and not being allowed to drink beer in my cowboy boots and also to explain to my son that the me too movement went too far and unfairly punished many men who simply wanted a massage from their lab assistant
February 12, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I hate being a country music guy and not being allowed to drink beer in my cowboy boots and also to explain to my son that the me too movement went too far and unfairly punished many men who simply wanted a massage from their lab assistant
I can tell AI isn't a real person because I don't worry if it secretly hates me
February 12, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I can tell AI isn't a real person because I don't worry if it secretly hates me
Friends was a reliable joke delivery experience seriously marred by the Ross and Rachel arc. No chemistry and it often contradicted a central comic theme of the show: Ross is a bad person whose humiliations are a just punishment for his actions.
With Valentine’s Day coming up… what’s your LEAST favorite romance in a sitcom?
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Friends was a reliable joke delivery experience seriously marred by the Ross and Rachel arc. No chemistry and it often contradicted a central comic theme of the show: Ross is a bad person whose humiliations are a just punishment for his actions.
yes, almost feels like post pandemic decline in service is setting us up to accept AI garbage
Yeah this is the big thing. Post-pandemic staffing should be a powerful indicator: these places will happily let customers suffer if they can trim a couple bucks.
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
yes, almost feels like post pandemic decline in service is setting us up to accept AI garbage
I don't really think AI can do a human job well, but don't underestimate how badly owners want to remove workers from the equation.
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I don't really think AI can do a human job well, but don't underestimate how badly owners want to remove workers from the equation.
Pam Bondi. Italian American excellence strikes again.
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Pam Bondi. Italian American excellence strikes again.
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simply one of the greatest calls of all time
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
simply one of the greatest calls of all time
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
it was such a happy accident when he got Loomered but then he was back like a week later
Why was Moderna's mRNA flu vaccine rejected?
@lizzylawrence.bsky.social has learned that top Food and Drug Administration official Vinay Prasad overruled agency officials who wanted to review it
www.statnews.com/2026/02/11/m...
@lizzylawrence.bsky.social has learned that top Food and Drug Administration official Vinay Prasad overruled agency officials who wanted to review it
www.statnews.com/2026/02/11/m...
Prasad overruled FDA staff to reject Moderna's flu vaccine application
The rejection is the latest instance of Vinay Prasad overruling career FDA scientists to place vaccines under harsher scrutiny.
www.statnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 PM
it was such a happy accident when he got Loomered but then he was back like a week later
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We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
is that good
MS NOW: "A congressional official with knowledge of the matter is telling MS NOW the cause of the shutdown of El Paso airspace is a lack of communication between the Pentagon and FAA. The official told us the FAA and DOD are 'not in clear communications with each other.'"
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
is that good
what on earth makes someone like this
This post has a ton of replies from people from the US high-fiving each other and telling stories about the time some foreigner tried to politely relate to them through whatever pop culture slop the US was churning out at the time. USian moment.
this post has a ton of quote tweets claiming american pop culture was actually never influential. bluesky moment.
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
what on earth makes someone like this