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the power of friendship is helping me defeat the egg
I don't really think AI can do a human job well, but don't underestimate how badly owners want to remove workers from the equation.
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Pam Bondi. Italian American excellence strikes again.
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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simply one of the greatest calls of all time
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
it was such a happy accident when he got Loomered but then he was back like a week later
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
is that good
MS NOW: "A congressional official with knowledge of the matter is telling MS NOW the cause of the shutdown of El Paso airspace is a lack of communication between the Pentagon and FAA. The official told us the FAA and DOD are 'not in clear communications with each other.'"
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
what on earth makes someone like this
This post has a ton of replies from people from the US high-fiving each other and telling stories about the time some foreigner tried to politely relate to them through whatever pop culture slop the US was churning out at the time. USian moment.
this post has a ton of quote tweets claiming american pop culture was actually never influential. bluesky moment.
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
that's correct. I am saying "no actually, cultural imperialism is great." you can tell because that's what I said.
actually, most quote tweets just point out that cultural hegemony is also bad, you sound like you are saying "no actually, cultural imperialism is great"
maybe I am just not seeing the quote posts you are referring to
this post has a ton of quote tweets claiming american pop culture was actually never influential. bluesky moment.
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
so much of the "is AI conscious? maybe..." garbage just seems to be cover for the fact that AI produces a lot of incorrect nonsense that its own designers have no idea how to fix
Experiments conducted with the A.I. system Claude are producing fascinating results—and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Gideon Lewis-Kraus reports from inside the company that designed it, Anthropic. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/rOfXjg
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
weirdest contingent on here is like a group of brazilian teenage smol beans who go hunting for anyone saying that things are getting bad in order to scream at them about how things have actually always been bad
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
this post has a ton of quote tweets claiming american pop culture was actually never influential. bluesky moment.
people born in america probably don’t realize how cool america used to be. the death of US soft power is going to have long term consequences we are only beginning to see
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
this tweet predicted the handful of right wingers who are wisely but futilely trying to get the rest of their crowd to calm down about the super bowl
Happy 15th anniversary to this tweet:
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I think they've been repeating this dumb line so much in an effort to clean up Trump's repeated bizarre claim that you need to show an ID to get into a grocery store
Mike Johnson: "Americans need an ID to drive, to open a bank account, to buy cold medicine, to file govt assistance, even to attend the DNC. So why would voting be any different? They can't answer that question."
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
this might sound extreme for a bronze medal winner, but keep in mind that in the nordic states, infidelity is like the equivalent of forgetting to take out the trash
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
we basically have decent economic fundamentals right now--not great and not my dream structure but decent enough by historical US standards--but we are nonetheless experiencing recession conditions because the president is a huge idiot. has anything like this ever happened before?
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
weird new trend of a business or organization's staff page using shockingly over-airbrushed headshots
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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OK, first, the criminal record of a drug cartel is a bit better established than a random Minneapolis resident.

Second, not only has this DVD scenario never occurred with ICE — and I’m a broken record here! — there’s no record of any agent being doxed and attacked.
www.pbump.net/o/ices-excus...
RON JOHNSON: In Central America, if you become a police chief, the drug cartels send you a DVD w/ a video of your family going to church or school...that's what ICE agents are facing

SORKIN: But these people are allowed to protest

J: They want their activists to dox them & put families at risk
February 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
if we ever dismantle this regime we should send Navarro to China for imprisonment in exchange for other Americans currently detained there
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
we should never have given AI the knowledge that Beck, Hanson, Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson are fakes who should run to their mansions. But now it's too late....
wild AI story from the Olympics
ice dancers were told to use songs "in the style of the 1990s." One Czech pair tried using AI to pump out a song to skate to, but their AI bot fully plagiarized "You Get What You Give" by The New Radicals and they had to change it
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
we almost never saw pieces like this when the prevailing epstein accusations were based on totally made up claims from the right. now that the actual evidence in the files implicates trump and other right wing figures, we get 5 articles like this a day.
Last week the far right started peddling a narrative that the outrage over Epstein is a moral panic. Today, like clockwork, a more polite version of that narrative appears in the Atlantic.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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Today's Heathcliff, February 06, 2025
February 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
don't be a panican
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
stiletto heel american flag t shirt while wearing plastic confederate flag flip flops.
This Confederate flag shop has cutouts of JD Vance and Trump
February 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM