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· May 15
the power of friendship is helping me defeat the egg
she's getting that Bernie treatment where extremely normal politician behavior is treated as aberrant.
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
she's getting that Bernie treatment where extremely normal politician behavior is treated as aberrant.
how would this be like 2024? we didn't even get a primary
Oh great, 2024 all over. Get out of your stupid ivory towers already, because the folks across the aisle don’t have the same hangup.
February 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
how would this be like 2024? we didn't even get a primary
well, you shouldn't vote for newsom in the primary
Don't say you weren't warned? How is this not a weird attempt to strong arm people into not supporting Newsom, or any candidate you're not on board with, in the primary? Getting really tired of the take my ball and go home crowd lecturing about political maturity.
look if you want to freak out about people not voting newsom if he's the nominee a week before the 2028 general election, I kinda get it (but don't say you weren't warned). doing it now though is just a weird attempt to strong arm people into supporting him in the primary.
February 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
well, you shouldn't vote for newsom in the primary
russ vought becomes powerful supervillain after consuming an entire container ship worth of antiretrovirals
The Project 2025 architect who promised to put federal employees “in trauma” is spending $15 million of former USAID funding—money that would have gone toward fighting HIV, polio, malaria, and other diseases—to bankroll his security detail. trib.al/TSV3cmb
February 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
russ vought becomes powerful supervillain after consuming an entire container ship worth of antiretrovirals
it's wild how much trump 2, going back to his 2024 campaign, is openly about getting revenge on america
An official post from the White House. Donald Trump, Vampire Hunter.
February 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
it's wild how much trump 2, going back to his 2024 campaign, is openly about getting revenge on america
I'm already arguing about the 2032 primary
February 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I'm already arguing about the 2032 primary
that clip of Tom Holland saying that hamburgers aren't American because of Hamburg, Germany reaches new levels of dumb guy's idea of a smart guy I never thought possible
February 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
that clip of Tom Holland saying that hamburgers aren't American because of Hamburg, Germany reaches new levels of dumb guy's idea of a smart guy I never thought possible
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currently imagining the year is 2005 and people who loathe george w bush are announcing they'd set aside all their core moral beliefs to vote for joe lieberman. like why lol
February 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
currently imagining the year is 2005 and people who loathe george w bush are announcing they'd set aside all their core moral beliefs to vote for joe lieberman. like why lol
big day for "we needed that rain" guys
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
big day for "we needed that rain" guys
it's actually really easy to get divorced and not become a maga guy...
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
it's actually really easy to get divorced and not become a maga guy...
look if you want to freak out about people not voting newsom if he's the nominee a week before the 2028 general election, I kinda get it (but don't say you weren't warned). doing it now though is just a weird attempt to strong arm people into supporting him in the primary.
I think most (not all) of the "I will never vote for Gavin Newsom" people are communists who are mad that Americans don't like communism and want to destroy the Democratic party out of revenge. They don't care how many elections Republicans win or how many trans people die as long as the Dems fall.
February 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
look if you want to freak out about people not voting newsom if he's the nominee a week before the 2028 general election, I kinda get it (but don't say you weren't warned). doing it now though is just a weird attempt to strong arm people into supporting him in the primary.
if only @lawdog.bsky.social were active on here
February 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
if only @lawdog.bsky.social were active on here
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You missed the most confusing part.
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
You missed the most confusing part.
despite being truly dismal at dodging (don't even talk to me about parrying) I've managed to stumble to the gestral village in clair obscur in normal difficulty, largely on maelle's absurdly exploitable damage output in virtuouse stance.
February 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
despite being truly dismal at dodging (don't even talk to me about parrying) I've managed to stumble to the gestral village in clair obscur in normal difficulty, largely on maelle's absurdly exploitable damage output in virtuouse stance.
the return of millennial cringe in advertising is a necessary if unfortunate side effect of woke 2
February 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
the return of millennial cringe in advertising is a necessary if unfortunate side effect of woke 2
just get a cocaine addiction like a normal type a person
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
just get a cocaine addiction like a normal type a person
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Careful with that: I wrote my senior thesis on the Benjy section of "The Sound and the Fury." This is straight out of the Jason section
February 14, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Careful with that: I wrote my senior thesis on the Benjy section of "The Sound and the Fury." This is straight out of the Jason section
reads like the benjy chapter in the sound and the fury
A Valentine’s Day reminder that even the president has bad dates
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
reads like the benjy chapter in the sound and the fury
Hironobu Sakaguchi is like "I would never produce something as crass as a 'remaster' of Lost Odyssey. Now let me return to my current project, a gacha game exclusive to Paramount Plus subscribers"
February 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Hironobu Sakaguchi is like "I would never produce something as crass as a 'remaster' of Lost Odyssey. Now let me return to my current project, a gacha game exclusive to Paramount Plus subscribers"
went into a record store in philly that was perfectly fine but they had that newsletter "county highway" that matt taibbi's weirdo podcast cohost (apparently now former cohost?) walter kirn publishes
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
went into a record store in philly that was perfectly fine but they had that newsletter "county highway" that matt taibbi's weirdo podcast cohost (apparently now former cohost?) walter kirn publishes
when the right has lost teen peter griffin you know it's in trouble
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
when the right has lost teen peter griffin you know it's in trouble
matcho: the matcha for men
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
matcho: the matcha for men
hey cool man while you were deep in research or whatever you might want to catch up on some other stuff that has happened in the world in the past year
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
hey cool man while you were deep in research or whatever you might want to catch up on some other stuff that has happened in the world in the past year