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Operation Glory Hole
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
like share and retweet if this was your only point of reference for the gersh agency before the dasha thing
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Watching right-wingers suddenly discover that Trump is a bad person is wild
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
really embarrassing that gersh agreed to represent her in the first place
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
funny thing happening on twitter where a trans onlyfans bot account will tweet subscription bait like "are there any straight guys out there who will date a girl like me 🥹" and hundred of prominent conservatives will quote tweet with transphobic responses as if it's real
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
both are important stories tbh
CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don't think calling the Epstein scandal a "hoax" will go over well in any congressional district that isn't entirely populated by michael traceys
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
lots of problems with this message but the core one is that the dems who talk most effectively about and have the most ideas to address affordability are the same ones who are the most vocal about epstein, ICE thugs, trans rights, etc.
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
libertarians belong in a zoo
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
don't really understand this media environment where no one blinks when don junior retweets an openly pedophilic lolicon account but it's a potential scandal if another guy follows some adult porn stars
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hank Hill getting mad at Trump because he thinks brown grass means the lawn is rotting
You know it’s a good nickname when you have to explain it.

“Lightweight Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Brown (Green grass turns Brown when it begins to ROT!)…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene says Trump is lying about her interactions with him — and posted their text exchanges today about the Epstein files.

A sitting member of Congress just posted her messages with the president of the United States.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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WHAT
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
nyt nuzzi piece is a prime example of the kind of insidery half-sarcastic but not really garbage that newspapers bizarrely think is interesting to their readership
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
truly insane how much more casually rude people have become since covid. not just young people either.
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
you're talking about lynching
"What about [form of abuse that is mostly de facto decriminalised right now anyway]?"

I didn't say abolish bullets, did I?
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's clear that trump knows he's in big trouble but also that he has no idea what's going on
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
investigation Epstein's relationship with JP Morgan and Salmon Chase
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
mass sciatica flareup sweeps the nations as people in their late 40s all try dancing to the new robyn
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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ahh. hmmm. wow.
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
soy
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM