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orcus

@goblin.news

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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️

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orcus @goblin.news · Dec 8

Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse

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orcus @goblin.news · 4h

got bit by mice song?

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orcus @goblin.news · 4h

a pepper may still bite even after it’s long dead

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orcus @goblin.news · 4h

famous in catworld

orcus @goblin.news · 4h

yonions

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orcus @goblin.news · 9h

🧙 that’s a word with several meanings

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orcus @goblin.news · 9h

I can now read anything made from words

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orcus @goblin.news · 9h

look I understand this isn’t good news, or welcome news, but it’s the news

bees

orcus @goblin.news · 10h

in the future we’re all gonna look like tousled George Washingtons

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 11h

Ghoul and goblin awareness
There are ghouls and goblins

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orcus @goblin.news · 13h

not sure if I would like that

orcus @goblin.news · 14h

You’re the mom now dawg

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orcus @goblin.news · 21h

he’s nodding

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orcus @goblin.news · 21h

Mr Teeth Machine would like to try a bite, are you OK sharing?

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orcus @goblin.news · 23h

wondering > knowing

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

robot eggs are so fuckin' gross

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

sorry but I didn't want to go to WV 🤷

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

up to 70% of human behavior may be due to different spores based on my observations

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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 1d

they call me Given Name

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

if you don’t think about me you can look me up in the indirectory

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

pressing the silverware button whenever I get hungry

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

bro come over we’re examining a wider regime of the self rn

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

I’m experiencing a tentacular yearning for food.

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

idle hands are how the devil beats it

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

We gotta weigh the frozen prawns before we make a decision

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

“Will is? Will I am.” — possibly you as a fetus