orcus
@goblin.news
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
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orcus
@goblin.news
· Dec 8
Running off to join my little friends behind the slaughterhouse
I don’t expect anyone to keep track of what lives in the attic
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I don’t expect anyone to keep track of what lives in the attic
do you know if they charge a turdwinder fee here?
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
do you know if they charge a turdwinder fee here?
venture, if you will, into the world of crimes; have you ever seen a man murder a tree?
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
venture, if you will, into the world of crimes; have you ever seen a man murder a tree?
if you think their kids are impressive wait til you see the ones I built usin fuckin rocks
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
if you think their kids are impressive wait til you see the ones I built usin fuckin rocks
But we still need to establish who saw the most otters…
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
But we still need to establish who saw the most otters…
Why on this day, amongst so many others, must I be visited upon by so many sartorial vexations?
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Why on this day, amongst so many others, must I be visited upon by so many sartorial vexations?
going topside (for the event)
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
going topside (for the event)
I have so many different body parts and I don’t even know how to use them.
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I have so many different body parts and I don’t even know how to use them.
Do you mind if we just try existing for a minute?
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Do you mind if we just try existing for a minute?
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taylor schultek -- aberration -- the new neighbors are fun
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
taylor schultek -- aberration -- the new neighbors are fun
Orcus clock spa:
- bathe in ticks
- psyche healing tocks
- removes curse
- double clock experience=quadruple potency
- no time like the present!!
- bathe in ticks
- psyche healing tocks
- removes curse
- double clock experience=quadruple potency
- no time like the present!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Orcus clock spa:
- bathe in ticks
- psyche healing tocks
- removes curse
- double clock experience=quadruple potency
- no time like the present!!
- bathe in ticks
- psyche healing tocks
- removes curse
- double clock experience=quadruple potency
- no time like the present!!
A clock can fill space and time.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A clock can fill space and time.
I’m noticing a lot of buildup in your area…
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m noticing a lot of buildup in your area…
They were noticing a lot of buildup in the area.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
They were noticing a lot of buildup in the area.
I’m ready to receive the antigens.
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I’m ready to receive the antigens.
sorry, can’t right now, steez is wrong
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
sorry, can’t right now, steez is wrong
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you dont remember? i gave you a bathroom tongue toss at the tgi fridays next to china chalet
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
you dont remember? i gave you a bathroom tongue toss at the tgi fridays next to china chalet
you ever have one of those farts that just so happens to go on so long as to generate the precise analog fax tones to send a resume to the CIA?
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
you ever have one of those farts that just so happens to go on so long as to generate the precise analog fax tones to send a resume to the CIA?
Wow! Now that’s a Greasy Ghoul!
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Wow! Now that’s a Greasy Ghoul!
I love to hear or read different ideas and stories!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I love to hear or read different ideas and stories!!!!
nary a sign, scent, or slime left by those disgusting graveyard ghouls ! What a miracle!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
nary a sign, scent, or slime left by those disgusting graveyard ghouls ! What a miracle!!
Were I a rabbit, or a hare, my hind feet and ears would be at least a little bit longer. Probably several other things would be different too.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Were I a rabbit, or a hare, my hind feet and ears would be at least a little bit longer. Probably several other things would be different too.
just because you drive it through space doesn’t make it a ship 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
just because you drive it through space doesn’t make it a ship 🙄
Gregg is short for “Green egg” but Greg is short for “Gregory”.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Gregg is short for “Green egg” but Greg is short for “Gregory”.