Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
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Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
· Dec 13
The McRib is back and it's standing right behind you
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I can’t believe I’m the same species as some of the people I interact with on FB Marketplace
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I can’t believe I’m the same species as some of the people I interact with on FB Marketplace
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I'm made of stardust, but I still have to get my prostate checked
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to get my prostate checked
The gift I really want this year is the feeling of an ephemeral breeze through a dappled meadow just before it's lightly blanketed with frost.
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The gift I really want this year is the feeling of an ephemeral breeze through a dappled meadow just before it's lightly blanketed with frost.
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The doctor took two tubes of blood from me and is refusing to put it back
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The doctor took two tubes of blood from me and is refusing to put it back
They call it "Sigh Bear Monday"
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
They call it "Sigh Bear Monday"
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We had it right the first time. Frankenstein, the doctor, WAS the monster.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
We had it right the first time. Frankenstein, the doctor, WAS the monster.
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i'll bet being wrapped in fishnets by that machine feels so fucken good for the christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i'll bet being wrapped in fishnets by that machine feels so fucken good for the christmas tree
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That suggests that on Middle Earth somewhere there is a Gandalf the Black
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
That suggests that on Middle Earth somewhere there is a Gandalf the Black
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The song of my people.
Canadian Sesame Street - The Pierogi Song
YouTube video by bemuzed uzually
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The song of my people.
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Here you go
Tactical Thermite Powered Hot Dog
YouTube video by The Thought Emporium
m.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Here you go
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I can no longer send "tips" to the FBI because they figured out I was just tricking them into listening to my demo tape
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I can no longer send "tips" to the FBI because they figured out I was just tricking them into listening to my demo tape
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I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure
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The "Two Truths" doctrine of Mahayana Buddhism.
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The "Two Truths" doctrine of Mahayana Buddhism.
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Each one comes with a chip
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Each one comes with a chip
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Have to go back to eating smaller birds tomorrow. Ugh.
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Have to go back to eating smaller birds tomorrow. Ugh.
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I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.
November 27, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.
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Don't say something snide after every ad before the movie challenge
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Don't say something snide after every ad before the movie challenge
You can pry my triple shot macchiato with 5 syrup pumps and pumpkin spice foam from my cold, dead hands (because it killed me)
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You can pry my triple shot macchiato with 5 syrup pumps and pumpkin spice foam from my cold, dead hands (because it killed me)
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in no way was having the last 2 days off a vacation.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
in no way was having the last 2 days off a vacation.
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hello 911 i ate too much
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
hello 911 i ate too much
Goods is too modest. They should be called baked greats.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Goods is too modest. They should be called baked greats.
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Great, now we need an app for our hotdogs?!
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Great, now we need an app for our hotdogs?!
We had it right the first time. Frankenstein, the doctor, WAS the monster.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
We had it right the first time. Frankenstein, the doctor, WAS the monster.
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If they're so smart why don't they cook themselves
June 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If they're so smart why don't they cook themselves