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I'm here for FUN! (Not court ordered like last time) https://bsky.app/profile/forcemanure.bsky.social/search

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · Jul 20

I'm a shitposter.
I'm a reply guy.
I do it all.

a man wearing a headset with a wp logo in the background

Alt: Jerry Lawler wearing a headset and scoffing at the idea of you

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1h

a man in a costume holding a scroll that says hear ye hear ye

Alt: a man in a costume holding a scroll that says hear ye hear ye

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1h

tbs/tnt should be banned from advertising. that college promo digitized migraine nightmare should get everyone involved fired into the sun.

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 3h

thanks, I'll be berry late

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 4h

Sk8r Boilet

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 5h

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 1d

I'll just floss tomorrow

Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 1d

I'll just floss tomorrow

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 6h

LTJDBukem

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 7h

Skarsguard VPN

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 7h

Hey, March Madness is almost here! Not the basketball thing, the being legally insane and marching thing.

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 8h

A Love Story for the Ages

A mannequin head on a mannequin butt. staring at you with dead eyes.

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 13h

tis the season of damp

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 14h

Remember when Oprah told everyone angels were real?

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 14h

It's laundry and dishes, forever.

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 22h

Heaven's Gate(keeping)?
Free Nike's?

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 23h

If there was ever a "NOT THE GUY" guy, it's Treinen.

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 23h

If you step into obscure baseball you may not be able to escape obscure baseball

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

I think it was a wax turkey

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

Whew! What a week!

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

You're bad for me, seems about right

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

and Jail! and Hospital! and Lawsuits!

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

same

graphic of a tiny woman dunking her head into a giant cup of coffee

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 1d

"It's exactly what you think."

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 2d

"Yes, please put salty eye-crust on my glass"

-me getting kicked out of the margarita bar

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 2d

actually leaving a party early....i'm gonna sleep sooooo deep tonight

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 3d

it needs to be FAST though...this global warming shit feels lazy

𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 3d

elevator lobby scene is one of my all time favorite horror scenes

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