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@forcemanure.bsky.social
I'm here for FUN!
(Not court ordered like last time)
https://bsky.app/profile/forcemanure.bsky.social/search
(Not court ordered like last time)
https://bsky.app/profile/forcemanure.bsky.social/search
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
@forcemanure.bsky.social
· Jul 20
a man wearing a headset with a wp logo in the background
Alt: Jerry Lawler wearing a headset and scoffing at the idea of you
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I'm a shitposter.
I'm a reply guy.
I do it all.
I'm a reply guy.
I do it all.
Remember to thaw your turkey for next year
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Remember to thaw your turkey for next year
The Girl with the Tattoo.
The Girl with the Chicken Nugget Tattoo.
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The Girl with the Tattoo.
Normalize "Mouth Fart" instead of "Burp"
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Normalize "Mouth Fart" instead of "Burp"
Post your favorite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Post your favorite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Cougar
(taking down a deer <100ft from me 😬)
Southern Pacific Rattlesnake
(my cat was "playing" with it)
Tarantulas
(seasonal in the region)
Tarantula Hawk Wasps
(beautiful, huge, scary)
Great Horned Owls
(a mating pair nests nearby)
Cougar
(taking down a deer <100ft from me 😬)
Southern Pacific Rattlesnake
(my cat was "playing" with it)
Tarantulas
(seasonal in the region)
Tarantula Hawk Wasps
(beautiful, huge, scary)
Great Horned Owls
(a mating pair nests nearby)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Black bear
Moose
Elk
Mountain goat
Flying squirrel
Black bear
Moose
Elk
Mountain goat
Flying squirrel
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Platypus
Tasmanian Devil
Lynx
Grizzly bear
Bighorn sheep
Platypus
Tasmanian Devil
Lynx
Grizzly bear
Bighorn sheep
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Cougar
(taking down a deer <100ft from me 😬)
Southern Pacific Rattlesnake
(my cat was "playing" with it)
Tarantulas
(seasonal in the region)
Tarantula Hawk Wasps
(beautiful, huge, scary)
Great Horned Owls
(a mating pair nests nearby)
Cougar
(taking down a deer <100ft from me 😬)
Southern Pacific Rattlesnake
(my cat was "playing" with it)
Tarantulas
(seasonal in the region)
Tarantula Hawk Wasps
(beautiful, huge, scary)
Great Horned Owls
(a mating pair nests nearby)
He's a 10 but he plays bass in a cover band
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
He's a 10 but he plays bass in a cover band
𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖘𝖌𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘
Night of the Broken Toilets
Night of the Broken Toilets
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖘𝖌𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘
Night of the Broken Toilets
Night of the Broken Toilets
A cannibal doner kebab restaurant called:
"The Doner Party"
"The Doner Party"
Communist burger restaurant called The Hammer and Pickle
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
A cannibal doner kebab restaurant called:
"The Doner Party"
"The Doner Party"
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a little bit differently.
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit differently.
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit different.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a little bit differently.
Christopher Nolan's
BEST IN SHOW
BEST IN SHOW
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Christopher Nolan's
BEST IN SHOW
BEST IN SHOW
Doing shots of oatmilk just to feel something
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Doing shots of oatmilk just to feel something
Reposted by 𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
he's a 10 but he says libarry
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
Reposted by 𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
he's a 10 but he says libarry
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
BLADE RUNNER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant. This was not called execution. It was called retirement, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
BLADE RUNNER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant. This was not called execution. It was called retirement, Charlie Brown.
Added onions, leeks, garlic, bay leaves, course ground pepper, and a handful of bouillon cubes.
(how I got kicked out of the hot tub)
(how I got kicked out of the hot tub)
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Added onions, leeks, garlic, bay leaves, course ground pepper, and a handful of bouillon cubes.
(how I got kicked out of the hot tub)
(how I got kicked out of the hot tub)
The Girl with the Groupon Tattoo
the girl with the wagon tattoo
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Girl with the Groupon Tattoo
I'm beginning to agree with The Purple People Eater
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm beginning to agree with The Purple People Eater
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Reposted by 𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
handcrafted, artisanal clown posse
bespoke clown posse
ethically sourced clown posse
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
handcrafted, artisanal clown posse
bespoke clown posse
ethically sourced clown posse
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
bespoke clown posse
Reposted by 𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
Live, love, launch yourself into traffic.
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Live, love, launch yourself into traffic.
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Reese's Peanut Butter Cums
Reese's Peanut Butter Cums
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Peanut S&M's
Peanut S&M's
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Gobsloppers
Gobsloppers
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Reese's Peanut Butter Cums
Reese's Peanut Butter Cums
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Peanut S&M's
Peanut S&M's
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Gobsloppers
Gobsloppers
change one letter and ruin a candy
zit kat
zit kat
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Peanut S&M's
Peanut S&M's
Camouflage +100
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Camouflage +100
Reposted by 𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎
[doing my little middle aged morning stretches] i bet i could still make the league
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
[doing my little middle aged morning stretches] i bet i could still make the league