korpisworld
@kwkorpi.bsky.social
My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
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AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
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korpisworld
@kwkorpi.bsky.social
· Jan 30
[takes third bite while first and second bite are still in my mouth]
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“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
“No, we have people coming over.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
“No, we have people coming over.”
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I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit differently.
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit different.
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit differently.
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thunderstorms 🥰
cleaning muddy paws after thunderstorms 😩
cleaning muddy paws after thunderstorms 😩
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
thunderstorms 🥰
cleaning muddy paws after thunderstorms 😩
cleaning muddy paws after thunderstorms 😩
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My suggestion to improve the grocery store experience is there should be an employee who helps me figure out what I need to buy. Ideally they would also come home with me to help me cook it
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My suggestion to improve the grocery store experience is there should be an employee who helps me figure out what I need to buy. Ideally they would also come home with me to help me cook it
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Up next: My deeply personal journey of decomposing on my couch
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Up next: My deeply personal journey of decomposing on my couch
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new hour new me
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
new hour new me
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I don’t know what I’ve done that every third ad is for cloth clogs, but I don’t want them. Please leave me alone.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I don’t know what I’ve done that every third ad is for cloth clogs, but I don’t want them. Please leave me alone.
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My life is a sitcom but the writers are on strike
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My life is a sitcom but the writers are on strike
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baste me like one of your turkeys, jack
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
baste me like one of your turkeys, jack
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Im watching the Wheel of Fortune thanksgiving special like the early settlers did
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Im watching the Wheel of Fortune thanksgiving special like the early settlers did
A heart without a reskeet is the Bluesky version of, “I support you privately only.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A heart without a reskeet is the Bluesky version of, “I support you privately only.”
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My AI hand turkey has seven tail feathers.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My AI hand turkey has seven tail feathers.
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for thanksgiving i want turkey pot pie
in that order
in that order
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
for thanksgiving i want turkey pot pie
in that order
in that order
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Tax on people who get off an escalator and then immediately stand still to find something about their person
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tax on people who get off an escalator and then immediately stand still to find something about their person
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watching clueless people buying a frozen turkey today and just thinking “oh honey”
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
watching clueless people buying a frozen turkey today and just thinking “oh honey”
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Before you put raisins in anything tomorrow, just don’t.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Before you put raisins in anything tomorrow, just don’t.
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If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
Hosting Thanksgiving is easy.
Step 1: Clean your house.
Step 2: Cook for 12 hours.
Step 3: Apologize to everyone for the dry turkey they got for free in your clean house.
Step 1: Clean your house.
Step 2: Cook for 12 hours.
Step 3: Apologize to everyone for the dry turkey they got for free in your clean house.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hosting Thanksgiving is easy.
Step 1: Clean your house.
Step 2: Cook for 12 hours.
Step 3: Apologize to everyone for the dry turkey they got for free in your clean house.
Step 1: Clean your house.
Step 2: Cook for 12 hours.
Step 3: Apologize to everyone for the dry turkey they got for free in your clean house.
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peeling the last potato in ritualistic fashion by raising it to the sky and yelling “I’ll never go hungry again!”
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
peeling the last potato in ritualistic fashion by raising it to the sky and yelling “I’ll never go hungry again!”
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Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
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DATE: Aren’t you the guy who tells ridiculous lies to try and impress people
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
DATE: Aren’t you the guy who tells ridiculous lies to try and impress people
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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You drive a Murano? Like from Dillard's?
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You drive a Murano? Like from Dillard's?
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Pointing a car at the horizon and just driving for 13 hours would fix me.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Pointing a car at the horizon and just driving for 13 hours would fix me.
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sorry just saw your text do you still need your EpiPen
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
sorry just saw your text do you still need your EpiPen