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korpisworld

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 3d

The worst thing you can do while cleaning, is cracking a beer and sitting down for a moment.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 19h

I mean at the rate I’m posting, no one else has to write a thing.

You’re welcome lazy people

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 35m

*sitting next to Newton as the apple falls*

Me: What TF?!

Newton: Why TF?!

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · Jul 3

going to keep eating hot dogs until everything goes black

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 4h

Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 5d

I'm not flexible enough for a double entendre

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · Dec 11

costco should have a contest where the winner gets to shop on horseback

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 1h

Landing lightly from flower to flower, the ogre admired the butterfly.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

Used to give people loans but I lost interest

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 4h

[walks into the tire shop]

I see tread people

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 8h

People leaving don’t scare me I’m an amateur musician

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3h

bsky is the end of sm line for me. starting over again on another site is about appealing as harvesting my own organs with a shrimp fork.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 5h

Yes I dangled a modifier, but I did it for you.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3h

muting people irl with a hammer

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 2h

An umpire dusting off the toilet seat with a little broom before sitting down.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 5h

Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."

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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 2h

Vegetalia

A root vegetable (I think a parsnip) that resembles two legs, a round belly, and a protruding private

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 2h

I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.

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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · May 8

Tag yourself! I’m about a six today

The image is a chart titled "HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY" and features nine different artistic depictions of monstrous or ghostly faces, each expressing various degrees of horror and distress. These faces are drawn with a sketch-like, scribbly style in red and black, giving each a distinctly eerie and unsettling appearance. Each face is numbered from 1 to 9, allowing someone to pick a number that matches their current emotional state, aligning with the theme of the chart.

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 3d

Diane Keaton insisted that the lobster in the Annie Hall scene be released back into the ocean, and since lobsters can live for decades that lobster could still be out there in the Atlantic, probably downplaying its Woody Allen connection after years of bragging about it.