Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Kellalena
@kellalena.bsky.social
· Oct 26
Things are falling apart as planned.
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y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
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finally got that promotion i’ve been hankering for (modding for a star trek AOL forum)
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
finally got that promotion i’ve been hankering for (modding for a star trek AOL forum)
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cranberry sauce candy corn
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
cranberry sauce candy corn
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A job that any imbecile can do is my dream job.
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A job that any imbecile can do is my dream job.
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Round about there.. and walk away.
Nope.. just enjoy and walk TF away! and holy shit still there the next day.
Nope.. just enjoy and walk TF away! and holy shit still there the next day.
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Round about there.. and walk away.
Nope.. just enjoy and walk TF away! and holy shit still there the next day.
Nope.. just enjoy and walk TF away! and holy shit still there the next day.
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Surviving on skimmed ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Surviving on skimmed ingredients.
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Lost my phone between the pharmacy and the house. This day...
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Lost my phone between the pharmacy and the house. This day...
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Sneaking off to grab the special grocery order of "this year, junior and I ain't doing shit for 4 days". Nothing but snacks, treats, nibbles and comfort foods that take no prep. Doing our mini Thanksgiving last week and plotting the rotting vacay best plan yet.
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sneaking off to grab the special grocery order of "this year, junior and I ain't doing shit for 4 days". Nothing but snacks, treats, nibbles and comfort foods that take no prep. Doing our mini Thanksgiving last week and plotting the rotting vacay best plan yet.
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*casually driving through a shit storm bc the world has made me this way*
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
*casually driving through a shit storm bc the world has made me this way*
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I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
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I'll never matter much to many, so I make sure I mean something to myself.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'll never matter much to many, so I make sure I mean something to myself.
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Who the fuck can afford to have thanksgiving?
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Who the fuck can afford to have thanksgiving?
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I sense a lot of loneliness here.
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I sense a lot of loneliness here.
If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
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my earrings say gobble gobble and i won’t apologize for it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
my earrings say gobble gobble and i won’t apologize for it.
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"Thoughts are the ventriloquism of the mind"
~ things I've said while high, part 5328
~ things I've said while high, part 5328
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Thoughts are the ventriloquism of the mind"
~ things I've said while high, part 5328
~ things I've said while high, part 5328
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May you have people that you get at the airport and, when you are the one who has flown, people who get you when you arrive.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
May you have people that you get at the airport and, when you are the one who has flown, people who get you when you arrive.
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Train your brain to work for you, not against you.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Train your brain to work for you, not against you.
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Me..driving in the fog...This is not my town. How did I get here.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Me..driving in the fog...This is not my town. How did I get here.
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[Watching a true crime story]
"That is the kind of small, quiet town I would like to visit"
"That is the kind of small, quiet town I would like to visit"
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
[Watching a true crime story]
"That is the kind of small, quiet town I would like to visit"
"That is the kind of small, quiet town I would like to visit"
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And so it begins…
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And so it begins…
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the first three words you see will define your 2026
Beach
Sex
Boy
I didn’t make the rules lol
Beach
Sex
Boy
I didn’t make the rules lol
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the first three words you see will define your 2026
Beach
Sex
Boy
I didn’t make the rules lol
Beach
Sex
Boy
I didn’t make the rules lol
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Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
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Did Mace Windu ever say, “Hold onto your butts?” I really hope he did, cuz that would have been magnificent.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Did Mace Windu ever say, “Hold onto your butts?” I really hope he did, cuz that would have been magnificent.