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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 12d

“RE-PR-SENT-A-TIVE!!!”

An actor, (Drew Barrymore) from the movie Scream is yelling into the phone “representative!”

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 56m

Thanks 🙏🏼

Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 56m

I appreciate that!

Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 1h

😂

Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 4h

Sunday selfie.

Me, a woman with red curly hair and blonde streaks wide blue wide eyes because I’m riding in the back of a side-by-side vehicle with a wild driver

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2d

For my midlife crisis I’m either going to learn to play the drums or have a threesome. Maybe both.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2d

This is like a high school party that gets busted by the cops and no one knows whose house to go to and dammit I threw out my four loko

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1d

Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 9h

Feel like selling everything and moving to a little cabin in the mountains. Maybe I’ll find some abandoned bear cubs to rescue.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 6h

*gives you the finger, but in that swirling way you like*

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 6h

I just enjoyed a medicinal baked potato for enhanced psychiatric support*

*my brain is being garbage and I ate a potato about it

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 4h

Mash up bands

Def Dead

Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 5h

Mash up bands

The Grateful Phish

James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 23h

Mash up bands:

Reel Big Phish

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 4h

Peek under my loincloth if you want to see the latest Ziggy comic.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 4h

Slipping "for the record, I feel no need to suck your toes right now" into a conversation isn't as comforting as you might think

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 4h

Not all who wander into the woods to scream are lost.

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 9h

Losing a sock from doing laundry is one of the laws of physics.

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 7h

are people still hemming and hawing

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 6h

No, I'm not a martial arts expert. You're Kung Fusing me with someone else.

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 7h

If I make banana bread (no nuts, ya flippin’ weirdies), then maybe I can bake all troubles away

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 6h

I did the laundry.
One small step for Jen, one giant leap for Jenkind.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 4h

Frantic Treasures-
the gift shop for the forgetful.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 6h

In lieu of a job, I’ve decided to start a detective agency. My first case is find the missing top to my solid deodorant. It’s high-level intrigue here.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 2d

“That’s my little Octopussy.”

- Magda from “Octopussy” (1983)

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 1d

Mr. Prisondent

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 12h

The picture I saw in the picture doesn't look like the picture I ordered. You bet I complained! They told me the picture I have is indeed the picture in the picture. Words were exchanged, most of them were the word "picture". Then they told me I'm seeing things. I said duh, that how seeing works.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

technically awake but really just sleepwalking through this day because fuck it

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