Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
Gen X and still feral.
Guardian of cosmic ideas.
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Guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
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Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
· Oct 21
If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
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no, this is my emergency caucasian dinner invite hot sauce
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
no, this is my emergency caucasian dinner invite hot sauce
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It's my fat dumptruck cheeks isn't it
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It's my fat dumptruck cheeks isn't it
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Not only beauty, almost everything is in the eye of the beholder.
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Not only beauty, almost everything is in the eye of the beholder.
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Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
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*designs a bikini that holds chips in the top and queso in the bottom
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
*designs a bikini that holds chips in the top and queso in the bottom
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Some of my more intriguing qualities are that I never shut up online, while conversely, I rarely text anyone until they text me first. Similarly, I rarely elaborate more than others elaborate. Also when in person, I'll stare at you as though I have so much I could say but I won't say it.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Some of my more intriguing qualities are that I never shut up online, while conversely, I rarely text anyone until they text me first. Similarly, I rarely elaborate more than others elaborate. Also when in person, I'll stare at you as though I have so much I could say but I won't say it.
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The Silence of the Lambs: The Easter Edition
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The Silence of the Lambs: The Easter Edition
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No Politics for Old Men
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
No Politics for Old Men
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cranberry sauce candy corn
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
cranberry sauce candy corn
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The Little Engine That Wished A Motherfucka Would
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The Little Engine That Wished A Motherfucka Would
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*covered in gravy and whipped cream stains* hey you
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
*covered in gravy and whipped cream stains* hey you
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I decided to take the side mirrors off my car last week. I haven't looked back since.
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I decided to take the side mirrors off my car last week. I haven't looked back since.
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Do you also have a favorite fork that you wash and reuse for each meal or are you normal?
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Do you also have a favorite fork that you wash and reuse for each meal or are you normal?
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@uffdada.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,465 profanities in their last 11,501 posts.
🥇 "shit" (226 times)
🥈 "fuck" (161 times)
🥉 "ass" (137 times)
🥇 "shit" (226 times)
🥈 "fuck" (161 times)
🥉 "ass" (137 times)
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
@uffdada.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,465 profanities in their last 11,501 posts.
🥇 "shit" (226 times)
🥈 "fuck" (161 times)
🥉 "ass" (137 times)
🥇 "shit" (226 times)
🥈 "fuck" (161 times)
🥉 "ass" (137 times)
Like I said. I’m an Angel.
@uffdada.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,465 profanities in their last 11,501 posts.
🥇 "shit" (226 times)
🥈 "fuck" (161 times)
🥉 "ass" (137 times)
🥇 "shit" (226 times)
🥈 "fuck" (161 times)
🥉 "ass" (137 times)
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Like I said. I’m an Angel.
Sorry my bullshit meter is full, please work on filling the piss off tub instead.
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Sorry my bullshit meter is full, please work on filling the piss off tub instead.
I’ll go from zero to ass worship in a heartbeat.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’ll go from zero to ass worship in a heartbeat.
Me? Nothing. Just watching the Sun paint the morning sky.
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Me? Nothing. Just watching the Sun paint the morning sky.
Me to the Devil…
I told you once you son of a bitch I’m the best that’s ever been…
Picks up banjo…
I told you once you son of a bitch I’m the best that’s ever been…
Picks up banjo…
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Me to the Devil…
I told you once you son of a bitch I’m the best that’s ever been…
Picks up banjo…
I told you once you son of a bitch I’m the best that’s ever been…
Picks up banjo…
If you can’t make a moist turkey how do you expect to make her moist?
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you can’t make a moist turkey how do you expect to make her moist?
The wife laying in bed next to me awake at 1am while I’m sleeping while she’s sending me Facebook reels instead of waking me for sex is why I have trust issues.
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The wife laying in bed next to me awake at 1am while I’m sleeping while she’s sending me Facebook reels instead of waking me for sex is why I have trust issues.
Somehow I’ve turned into the “Man” of the family and honestly that’s just too much pressure.
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Somehow I’ve turned into the “Man” of the family and honestly that’s just too much pressure.
You put right hand in. You pull your hand out. You put your hand in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and and you turn her insides out, that’s what fistings all about.
*Extreme fisting - The musical.
*Extreme fisting - The musical.
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
You put right hand in. You pull your hand out. You put your hand in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and and you turn her insides out, that’s what fistings all about.
*Extreme fisting - The musical.
*Extreme fisting - The musical.
The time has cum.
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The time has cum.
Whores make the world go around and make you need clinic visits.
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Whores make the world go around and make you need clinic visits.