Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
Gen X and still feral.
Guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
Guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
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Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
· Oct 21
If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
In a funk. Pretty sure it’s nothing in particular yet it’s everything at the same time.
February 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
In a funk. Pretty sure it’s nothing in particular yet it’s everything at the same time.
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You broke an ominous vase at the antique store and now a chihuahua sized hellhound follows you around in the shadows demanding belly rubs
February 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
You broke an ominous vase at the antique store and now a chihuahua sized hellhound follows you around in the shadows demanding belly rubs
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Your honor in my defense I did say no takesies backsies
February 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Your honor in my defense I did say no takesies backsies
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I want "legendary shower dj" on my gravestone please
February 19, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I want "legendary shower dj" on my gravestone please
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I’m not giving up anything for lent.
Jesus can eat my entire whole white ass.
Jesus can eat my entire whole white ass.
February 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I’m not giving up anything for lent.
Jesus can eat my entire whole white ass.
Jesus can eat my entire whole white ass.
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I've gotten quite a few new followers in the past day or two, so...
butthole
butthole
February 19, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I've gotten quite a few new followers in the past day or two, so...
butthole
butthole
I tried to bedazzle my taint and now I twitch every time I hear that ‘CLICK”
February 19, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I tried to bedazzle my taint and now I twitch every time I hear that ‘CLICK”
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I'm terrified of butterflies I hear they are very social
February 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I'm terrified of butterflies I hear they are very social
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Greeting card that says I'm sorry for talking to your child like it was a dog
February 19, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Greeting card that says I'm sorry for talking to your child like it was a dog
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my therapist called your therapist and we all agreed that you should apologize to me
February 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
my therapist called your therapist and we all agreed that you should apologize to me
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Fuck Calgon, I need the woke mob to take me away.
February 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Fuck Calgon, I need the woke mob to take me away.
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if you have main character energy, nobody’s gonna tell you about the booger in your nose.
February 18, 2026 at 11:21 PM
if you have main character energy, nobody’s gonna tell you about the booger in your nose.
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If I could change anything about myself I’d make my mouth big enough to fit a whole cookie
February 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
If I could change anything about myself I’d make my mouth big enough to fit a whole cookie
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hot theys in your area are sleepy and sore
February 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
hot theys in your area are sleepy and sore
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sometimes i post a joke right before bed and that's called a lollaby
February 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
sometimes i post a joke right before bed and that's called a lollaby
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apparently curling is what we watch now
February 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
apparently curling is what we watch now
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I just sneezed while taking a shit, so yeah…I’m busy.
February 18, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I just sneezed while taking a shit, so yeah…I’m busy.
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🎶 I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I got smooth peanut butter
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I smeared some on my taint
I got smooth peanut butter
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I smeared some on my taint
February 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
🎶 I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I got smooth peanut butter
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I smeared some on my taint
I got smooth peanut butter
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I smeared some on my taint
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speed skaters should be called blade runners
February 18, 2026 at 9:31 PM
speed skaters should be called blade runners
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Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
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Someone is late for their appointment with Satan.
February 18, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Someone is late for their appointment with Satan.
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how do you scroll without liking I cannot do that
February 18, 2026 at 7:26 PM
how do you scroll without liking I cannot do that
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Spoon is my favorite of all the cutlery bands.
February 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Spoon is my favorite of all the cutlery bands.
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For Lent, I'm giving up
February 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
For Lent, I'm giving up
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Like sands through the hourglass, these are the stupidest fucking days of our lives.
February 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Like sands through the hourglass, these are the stupidest fucking days of our lives.