Tits McDick
@titsmcdick.bsky.social
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
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Tits McDick
@titsmcdick.bsky.social
· Aug 2
This season of America really sucks.
I wish I was deaf so I wouldn’t have to listen to everyone’s bullshit.
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I wish I was deaf so I wouldn’t have to listen to everyone’s bullshit.
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The next life, I'm coming back as a dog or cat. Even shitty people treat them well enough.
September 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The next life, I'm coming back as a dog or cat. Even shitty people treat them well enough.
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Ope, Mother Nature needs a Busch light, a casserole and to calm the fuck down
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Ope, Mother Nature needs a Busch light, a casserole and to calm the fuck down
My home cooked meals are not a victimless crime.
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My home cooked meals are not a victimless crime.
This would be a great day to destroy a rental car.
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This would be a great day to destroy a rental car.
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So much to rant about... so little time....
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So much to rant about... so little time....
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You Can, and Will, Do That on Television.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You Can, and Will, Do That on Television.
Feeling dead inside is a full time job.
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Feeling dead inside is a full time job.
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[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma
I don’t trust anyone named Brian.
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I don’t trust anyone named Brian.
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me: do you have any black friday deals?
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
me: do you have any black friday deals?
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
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Happily eating hard bread like a peasant
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Happily eating hard bread like a peasant
I don’t want anyone to “rest in peace.” I want all the dead bastards to be tormented forever.
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I don’t want anyone to “rest in peace.” I want all the dead bastards to be tormented forever.
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can’t wait to get 10 inches tonight
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
can’t wait to get 10 inches tonight
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happy birthday, heartburn
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
happy birthday, heartburn
The mashed-potato-and-stuffing smoothie was as offensive as it sounds.
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The mashed-potato-and-stuffing smoothie was as offensive as it sounds.
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
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“The Old Masters? Like Benjamin Moore or Sherwin Williams?”
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
“The Old Masters? Like Benjamin Moore or Sherwin Williams?”
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I wish I wasn’t as dumb as I was. am. was?
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I wish I wasn’t as dumb as I was. am. was?
No one made deviled eggs.
*storms out of the house*
*storms out of the house*
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
No one made deviled eggs.
*storms out of the house*
*storms out of the house*
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next year i want to be seated at the dogs’ table
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
next year i want to be seated at the dogs’ table
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I'm like a turducken but with mental illnesses instead of types of edible bird
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm like a turducken but with mental illnesses instead of types of edible bird
I arranged the fried onions on the green bean casserole into the shape of a penis.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I arranged the fried onions on the green bean casserole into the shape of a penis.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat