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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7iaf2hjbm
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · Dec 31
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 56m
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 1d
Getting fucked daily by the way you voted
But sureeeeeee, I’m the problem
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 1d
As a general rule, besides The Lone Ranger, the good guys don’t wear masks
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 1d
If Dolly or Goldie Hawn is next - I’m gonna need more PTO
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 23h
Know who else is on top for the first time this season? 🏈

Your Mom
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 22h
Might start a cult dedicated to my butt, if anyone is interested
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Derek R @akita1916.bsky.social · 21h
Thanks to Garry Galley I’ll be able to catch up on all things Chicago Blackhawks (that I don’t give a shit about) because he will spend 58/60 mins talking about them.

#hooray #GoHabs
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Kimster Boo @aquavulva.bsky.social · 21h
🎶 I believe in a thing called love- just listen to the rhythm of my heart 🎶
Mr. Kitty is a floofy black and white cat with his mouth open, and his face turned up and to the side. It looks like he’s singing Floofy black and white cat with his arm folded so it looks like there’s a black heart in the crook of his elbow
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d
the worst part of people moving to mastodon is that now i have to post to both platforms and do math to know if it was a banger
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 20h
Outback Steakhouse discontinuing the Walkabout™ Soup was our event horizon
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 19h
Making memories one rest area handjob at a time
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1d
sometimes I miss weekend drinking but these mornings with no hangover and knowing what I said and did the night before is a peaceful feeling of accomplishment
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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 19h
Too bad there’s not a Nobel Prize
for unbridled corruption.

That would be his only shot.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 19h
No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.
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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 1d
Just a bunch of humans with their lozenge-shaped heads running around.
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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 19h
Mash up bands :

Milli Vanilli Ice
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Destroyer of Worlds 🏳️‍🌈 @shinikage221.bsky.social · 19h
It's weird October is considered spooky month, when we experience man-made horrors year round.
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Destroyer of Worlds 🏳️‍🌈 @shinikage221.bsky.social · 19h
No matter how much wealth you pry from the diminishing middle class, you'll never make mommy proud.
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Kimster Boo @aquavulva.bsky.social · 18h
I was thinking about closing my eyes but I’m awake, now.
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Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 18h
Mash up band names

They Might Be Cake
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Frenchy's ghost prospecting and leader of ANTIFA @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 19h
Mash up band names

Nine inch tool
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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 19h
Mash up bands:

Smashing Heads
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d
Just once I’d like my internet boyfriends to tell their wives they’re busy on a Saturday and then spend all day liking my posts.
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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1d
Started saying mucho to my Spanish friends. It means a lot to them
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