Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
· Dec 31
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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I would like to thank you (who stayed) for sticking with me. I’m in a good place. My life is in a better place. I’m not here to scream but rather, to amuse myself. I hope I am able to amuse you too (I’m not super funny but, amusing?)
I don’t want to talk about it. I’m good
I don’t want to talk about it. I’m good
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I would like to thank you (who stayed) for sticking with me. I’m in a good place. My life is in a better place. I’m not here to scream but rather, to amuse myself. I hope I am able to amuse you too (I’m not super funny but, amusing?)
I don’t want to talk about it. I’m good
I don’t want to talk about it. I’m good
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recent studies have shown that lying to your doctor will improve your health records by as much as 100%
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
recent studies have shown that lying to your doctor will improve your health records by as much as 100%
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cats only want what's best for you (subservience)
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
cats only want what's best for you (subservience)
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I refer to my balls as “Wonkas” because they’re in between a Willy and a Chocolate Factory.
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I refer to my balls as “Wonkas” because they’re in between a Willy and a Chocolate Factory.
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*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
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I’m going to assume that less mondegreens are created these days with instant online access to the correct lyrics. Of course I also assumed that the internet would make us smarter and better connected and that sure wasn’t the case.
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m going to assume that less mondegreens are created these days with instant online access to the correct lyrics. Of course I also assumed that the internet would make us smarter and better connected and that sure wasn’t the case.
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kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
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this ain’t your mother’s strip poker, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
this ain’t your mother’s strip poker, Charlie Brown
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now that im looking at food labels for heart health its blatantly obvious why/how ive ended up having to look at food labels for heart health.
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
now that im looking at food labels for heart health its blatantly obvious why/how ive ended up having to look at food labels for heart health.
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If you ever overhear someone say “what the fuck” immediately followed by “geez Louise”, congratulations - you found me
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you ever overhear someone say “what the fuck” immediately followed by “geez Louise”, congratulations - you found me
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Happy anniversary to this tweet 😏
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Happy anniversary to this tweet 😏
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Life is a lot like toilet paper.
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Life is a lot like toilet paper.
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
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bsky feature that tells you when they save your selfie 🫣😉
bsky feature that tells you when they screenshot and share your post to non-bsky users
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
bsky feature that tells you when they save your selfie 🫣😉
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My gawd Daaaave there IS NEED FOR THIS
There is no need for this. Cranberry sauce from fresh cranberries is a real treat.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My gawd Daaaave there IS NEED FOR THIS
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i genuinely didnt know eating a whole bag of Hershey kisses was bad for my heart. color me surprised.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i genuinely didnt know eating a whole bag of Hershey kisses was bad for my heart. color me surprised.
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Rusty in his chair with his pillow. Check out that pillowcase, @cosmicclau.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Rusty in his chair with his pillow. Check out that pillowcase, @cosmicclau.bsky.social
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10 things that sort of rhyme with spinach:
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
10 things that sort of rhyme with spinach:
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
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Cry over spilled milk? No.
Cry over dropping a tater tot? Damn right, cry your ass off.
Cry over dropping a tater tot? Damn right, cry your ass off.
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Cry over spilled milk? No.
Cry over dropping a tater tot? Damn right, cry your ass off.
Cry over dropping a tater tot? Damn right, cry your ass off.
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parenting...
a man in a blue shirt and a red jacket is holding a knife
Alt: a man in a blue shirt and a red jacket is holding a knife
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November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
parenting...
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The Kia season of new traditions just kicked off fucc yes
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Kia season of new traditions just kicked off fucc yes
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coheed AND cambria in this economy??
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
coheed AND cambria in this economy??
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do you guys think i'm as gangster and as thug as that guy from Train?
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
do you guys think i'm as gangster and as thug as that guy from Train?
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Waiting on late night BlueSky like…
a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .
ALT: a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .
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November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Waiting on late night BlueSky like…