I'mWinters✂️SerialMom
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Proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously Best Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s Just Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
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look i think its obvious ive joined the dark side. remember i said on Saturday I was uncomfortable. the feeling never went away. so yeah. been great. not deactivating just saying whatever but like the people i dm with or if i dont but want to. im still "here"
oh yeah. i mean who doesn't identify with serial mom
sorry im defensive atm. and the moment is always.
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I just asked for quiet time <giggles>
more like a cult. if the leader kept forgetting why we met. dont project order on us. its embarrassing

why tag someone with brown bong water*

*no answer
what are you talking about? or has everyone lost their minds
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are you drunk and eating chickpea rice?

Mr Miyagi: BANZAAAA
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Copying and pasting the same shit on 7 apps just to feel something
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I gotta get back to writing bigfoot erotica
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being a victim of domestic violence does not mean you go out and commit other acts of domestic violence as an excuse and then we forgive you for it

lol lmao even
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if I got deplatformed for my shit ass behavior I would maybe apologize to the people I behaved poorly to then figure out how to mass apologize to move on from there.
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Not very feminist of you to say other women are lying to protect and defend their abuser
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hey girl, are you the region in the middle east and northeast africa, extending from the nile river in egypt to the persian gulf and bounded by the mediterranean sea and the taurus mountains? cuz that ass is lookin like one fertile crescent.
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not very many dicks in this dictionary
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I've joined the dark side...installed Windows 11. I have LMDE 7 on a bookable USB though. Mostly seeing if it works so I can upgrade my wife's computer for her job.
Ok a bunch of us went over there i thought you were a different person there.
Thats hopeful and definitely dont hate it.
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I love how much you hate Marc Maron's last podcast episode.

The whining groans of disappointment are a symphony for my ears.

It is a song played in the same key as : " The Democrats won't do what I want them to do, harrumph * pouts * "
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It's hard to say how many lives were positively affected by Doomkick.

Mostly because it's hard to pronounce " 1/1118th of a life. "

#can'thavenicethings
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When watching professional football, Doomkick is always rooting for spinal injuries.

#can'thavenicethings
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Doomkick stopped watching NCAA swimming events because there weren't enough drownings for his taste.

#can'thavenicethings
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My Monster said I shouldn’t have deleted my account.

He was right.

Let’s cook.