Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Whoever said kill two birds with one stone really needed to calm down
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Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
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has anyone figured out what we're supposed to do when a coworker points out that you're both wearing the same colors bc if i need to halfheartedly make the "called each other last night" joke one more time i might need to walk into traffic
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
has anyone figured out what we're supposed to do when a coworker points out that you're both wearing the same colors bc if i need to halfheartedly make the "called each other last night" joke one more time i might need to walk into traffic
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This year for our Thanksgiving gathering, I'm bringing what I brought last year, shame upon the family.
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This year for our Thanksgiving gathering, I'm bringing what I brought last year, shame upon the family.
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Going to impress my Thanksgiving guests with all the kegel exercises I’ve been doing
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Going to impress my Thanksgiving guests with all the kegel exercises I’ve been doing
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Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
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if your family is gonna celebrate thanksgiving, at least do it the proper way and have hot dogs like jesus did.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
if your family is gonna celebrate thanksgiving, at least do it the proper way and have hot dogs like jesus did.
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Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
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i dunno, guys, what’s it like to know how to talk to people
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i dunno, guys, what’s it like to know how to talk to people
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told a dude I had therapy yesterday and he asked therapy for what and I was so caught off guard I said, “my brain”
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
told a dude I had therapy yesterday and he asked therapy for what and I was so caught off guard I said, “my brain”
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Your mom invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, I’ll bring the pie
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Your mom invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, I’ll bring the pie
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Neither taken nor available, but a secret third thing (insufferable)
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Neither taken nor available, but a secret third thing (insufferable)
Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
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I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
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the heart wants what it wants. Ok. but what if it wants crack
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
the heart wants what it wants. Ok. but what if it wants crack
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If I was a vampire, I’d get a metal straw with a pointy end or a really fat hypodermic needle and just capri sun people
September 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If I was a vampire, I’d get a metal straw with a pointy end or a really fat hypodermic needle and just capri sun people
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gtfo if your cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like a can like nature intended
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
gtfo if your cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like a can like nature intended
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Hot and bothered, but it is just my glasses fogging up when I come in from shoveling
February 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hot and bothered, but it is just my glasses fogging up when I come in from shoveling
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*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
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I am the human equivalent of a shopping cart with one broken wheel
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I am the human equivalent of a shopping cart with one broken wheel
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I keep slipping through the multiverse and landing weird
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I keep slipping through the multiverse and landing weird
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You wouldn’t know my imaginary girlfriend, she’s from a different social media site.
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You wouldn’t know my imaginary girlfriend, she’s from a different social media site.
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
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DON'T TRY TO FORCE THE POSTS OR YOU'LL INFECT THE WHOLE AREA.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
DON'T TRY TO FORCE THE POSTS OR YOU'LL INFECT THE WHOLE AREA.
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*long drag on my low tar menthol cigarette*
anyways...shitposting is not a hobby it's a lifestyle
anyways...shitposting is not a hobby it's a lifestyle
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
*long drag on my low tar menthol cigarette*
anyways...shitposting is not a hobby it's a lifestyle
anyways...shitposting is not a hobby it's a lifestyle