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Reverie
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Perpetually awkward | Lost in daydreams 💜🤍

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If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
Don’t forget to eat the turkey’s heart to gain its jive dancing powers
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Reminder. It’s that time of year again. If you find me lying under your Christmas tree, it’s because I’m a fucking gift.
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I only think about you all the time
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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crazy that thanksgiving is on a thursday this year
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Slow start to my turkey day. I can’t get up at 4:00 like my mom always did and fill the house with delicious aromas for everyone else to wake up to. I didn’t inherit her holiday magic, I fear. Bums me out, man. But! No more of that. Food time!
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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you call it a murder podcast. i call it easy listening
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Now and Later isn't just a candy, it's also how I like my sex.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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i am completely smitten
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Thanksgiving Eve’s waxing crescent moon as seen thru my scope 🔭
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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it's everything's a lot o'clock
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Mistakes were made. Delicious mistakes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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i wish i could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Freezing to death is not unlikely
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Might watch some Thanksgiving porn.
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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My phone screen finally has a protective sugar glaze as the gods intended.
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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There are two types of people at Thanksgiving: those who think the "special" brownies are just extra fudgy, and those who are currently trying to listen to the color of the canned cranberry sauce.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
this is about me 🥰
microdosing her voice to keep my heart filled to max capacity
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My dad keeps staring at the newly installed chandelier and finally said, “I love that lamp”. Okay, Brick, calm down and drink your coffee
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Your turkey better already be defrosted, but time now to start gaping your pie hole.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Felt like my brain was leaking but the doctor says it's all in my head
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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peeling the last potato in ritualistic fashion by raising it to the sky and yelling “I’ll never go hungry again!”
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM