Cloud Licker
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Cloud Licker
@cloudlicker.bsky.social
· Dec 22
Sit beside me on a cloud and we'll dip our toes into the sky.
Flowers in my hair > Diamonds at my neck
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Flowers in my hair > Diamonds at my neck
I hope your thing was fun and your team won. If you ever fancy bowling me over, that would be super.
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I hope your thing was fun and your team won. If you ever fancy bowling me over, that would be super.
Used menthol shower gel on my lady parts just to feel something.
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Used menthol shower gel on my lady parts just to feel something.
Monday. Let's bang the seasonal depression out of each other.
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Monday. Let's bang the seasonal depression out of each other.
If you're calling the plays tonight, I'm definitely an open receiver. Goodnight.
Brushing up on the Super Bowl so I can join in! Help appreciated.
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
If you're calling the plays tonight, I'm definitely an open receiver. Goodnight.
Someone just sent me this, so, that's nice.
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Someone just sent me this, so, that's nice.
You gonna watch the Super Bowl or would you like to see my backfield in motion?
Brushing up on the Super Bowl so I can join in! Help appreciated.
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
You gonna watch the Super Bowl or would you like to see my backfield in motion?
So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways, all my underdogs.
February 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways, all my underdogs.
Don't be fancy, just get dancy.
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Don't be fancy, just get dancy.
Brushing up on the Super Bowl so I can join in! Help appreciated.
February 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Brushing up on the Super Bowl so I can join in! Help appreciated.
You all should have got to meet my mum at least once. You'd have loved her, my mum.
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
You all should have got to meet my mum at least once. You'd have loved her, my mum.
Edward the dog's owner can't believe how "obsessed" he is with me.
"He doesn't really like people," she says, "but he sees you from a mile away and runs like the wind to get to you. It's like he knows you from a previous life."
"Oh, I get that a lot," I say, scratching Edward's ears.
"He doesn't really like people," she says, "but he sees you from a mile away and runs like the wind to get to you. It's like he knows you from a previous life."
"Oh, I get that a lot," I say, scratching Edward's ears.
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Edward the dog's owner can't believe how "obsessed" he is with me.
"He doesn't really like people," she says, "but he sees you from a mile away and runs like the wind to get to you. It's like he knows you from a previous life."
"Oh, I get that a lot," I say, scratching Edward's ears.
"He doesn't really like people," she says, "but he sees you from a mile away and runs like the wind to get to you. It's like he knows you from a previous life."
"Oh, I get that a lot," I say, scratching Edward's ears.
Wish they'd let me in, so I could find out what's behind the green door...
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Wish they'd let me in, so I could find out what's behind the green door...
Tiny beautiful things.
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Tiny beautiful things.
If you want me, you’ll have to come and get me.
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 AM
If you want me, you’ll have to come and get me.
I always hate to say goodnight, but goodnight.
February 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I always hate to say goodnight, but goodnight.
Live, Laugh, Love me back.
February 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Live, Laugh, Love me back.
I've only had one Valentine's card in my whole life, a huge padded affair that was filled with 2329 hand drawn kisses (I counted them during a double period of geography at school). It was drenched in a gallon of Insignia after shave. It's up in my attic with all my other memories.
February 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I've only had one Valentine's card in my whole life, a huge padded affair that was filled with 2329 hand drawn kisses (I counted them during a double period of geography at school). It was drenched in a gallon of Insignia after shave. It's up in my attic with all my other memories.
Crimson and Clover
YouTube video by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Topic
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February 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
The boy facetimed me from his bed, looking like death warmed up.
"I'm so ill, Mum," he groaned.
"How ill? Should I be worried?"
"Put it this way," he said, "if Megan Fox walked in here right now, dressed in lacy underwear & offered to spend the night with me, I'd decline."
Now I'm worried.
"I'm so ill, Mum," he groaned.
"How ill? Should I be worried?"
"Put it this way," he said, "if Megan Fox walked in here right now, dressed in lacy underwear & offered to spend the night with me, I'd decline."
Now I'm worried.
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The boy facetimed me from his bed, looking like death warmed up.
"I'm so ill, Mum," he groaned.
"How ill? Should I be worried?"
"Put it this way," he said, "if Megan Fox walked in here right now, dressed in lacy underwear & offered to spend the night with me, I'd decline."
Now I'm worried.
"I'm so ill, Mum," he groaned.
"How ill? Should I be worried?"
"Put it this way," he said, "if Megan Fox walked in here right now, dressed in lacy underwear & offered to spend the night with me, I'd decline."
Now I'm worried.
Wet curves at dusk.
February 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Wet curves at dusk.
If you put your hand on my lower back when we're out in a crowded area, I am for sure, one million percent, going to do that thing you like when we get home.
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
If you put your hand on my lower back when we're out in a crowded area, I am for sure, one million percent, going to do that thing you like when we get home.