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@qwertying.bsky.social
I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms.
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There are two types of people at Thanksgiving: those who think the "special" brownies are just extra fudgy, and those who are currently trying to listen to the color of the canned cranberry sauce.
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decided to never listen to “Free Bird” while sober
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
decided to never listen to “Free Bird” while sober
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I dunno, babe..
maybe get bangs and a new personality
maybe get bangs and a new personality
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I dunno, babe..
maybe get bangs and a new personality
maybe get bangs and a new personality
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There is a ferocity in loving
By ones never loved
That knows no boundaries
No black No white No grey
Not everyone can handle such a love
By ones never loved
That knows no boundaries
No black No white No grey
Not everyone can handle such a love
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
There is a ferocity in loving
By ones never loved
That knows no boundaries
No black No white No grey
Not everyone can handle such a love
By ones never loved
That knows no boundaries
No black No white No grey
Not everyone can handle such a love
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November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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so horrible when a skircle has sexual predators around someone’s avi that you enjoy following
unfollow or ignore.. hmm 🤔
unfollow or ignore.. hmm 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
so horrible when a skircle has sexual predators around someone’s avi that you enjoy following
unfollow or ignore.. hmm 🤔
unfollow or ignore.. hmm 🤔
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the names bond. gold bond.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the names bond. gold bond.
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Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
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wife: why can’t you be more spontaneous?
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
wife: why can’t you be more spontaneous?
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
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What’s the Bluesky equivalent of politely smiling and nodding when you have no clue what anyone is talking about?
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
What’s the Bluesky equivalent of politely smiling and nodding when you have no clue what anyone is talking about?
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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
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Ok fine I’ll admit it my name is Igor and this account originated in an internet disinformation troll farm in Russia but I got fired for not staying on topic because y’all are hilarious as fuck
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ok fine I’ll admit it my name is Igor and this account originated in an internet disinformation troll farm in Russia but I got fired for not staying on topic because y’all are hilarious as fuck
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My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
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Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
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The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
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I can’t wait until archaeologists discover the Chuck Taylors I’ve ritualistically placed beneath the sill of my house
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I can’t wait until archaeologists discover the Chuck Taylors I’ve ritualistically placed beneath the sill of my house
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All I ask of you is that we hate the same things. We’ll walk side-by-side, hating things
January 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
All I ask of you is that we hate the same things. We’ll walk side-by-side, hating things
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Misplaced my reading glasses and inadvertently caught an afternoon manatee. 😬
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Misplaced my reading glasses and inadvertently caught an afternoon manatee. 😬
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At all times throughout the day I have a panel of American sports commentators reviewing events in real-time as I go about my business. I have to say I do not care for it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
At all times throughout the day I have a panel of American sports commentators reviewing events in real-time as I go about my business. I have to say I do not care for it.
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There are two types of men's deodorant: futuristic mint & zinc, or lion orgy. Science has foresaken us.
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
There are two types of men's deodorant: futuristic mint & zinc, or lion orgy. Science has foresaken us.
There are two types of people at Thanksgiving: those who think the "special" brownies are just extra fudgy, and those who are currently trying to listen to the color of the canned cranberry sauce.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There are two types of people at Thanksgiving: those who think the "special" brownies are just extra fudgy, and those who are currently trying to listen to the color of the canned cranberry sauce.
Nothing makes you appreciate the subtle complexities of canned cream corn like partaking in your brother's "pre-dinner hazing session" behind the garage.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Nothing makes you appreciate the subtle complexities of canned cream corn like partaking in your brother's "pre-dinner hazing session" behind the garage.
I'd like to thank the "special" pumpkin pie for making Aunt Carol's political rant sound like a free-form jazz poetry reading.
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'd like to thank the "special" pumpkin pie for making Aunt Carol's political rant sound like a free-form jazz poetry reading.
Nothing brings a family together like silently agreeing that Grandma's new "editable herb" stuffing recipe is a lot more effective than her old one.
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Nothing brings a family together like silently agreeing that Grandma's new "editable herb" stuffing recipe is a lot more effective than her old one.
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Assert dominance at the Thanksgiving table by peeling the skin off the turkey and wearing it on your face
November 22, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Assert dominance at the Thanksgiving table by peeling the skin off the turkey and wearing it on your face
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If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.