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Bigthinkingcap
@bigthinkingcap.bsky.social
Laugh because we must survive

2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor. Autistic. 🚫H8. Proud scar wearer. Widow. Elle

Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted .. Silliness,nah

My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
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Ooo America you in trouble girl
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Hey. I love you.
October 1, 2023 at 7:18 PM
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These thoughts just pop in my head,folks
And if I have to hear them in my head,
so do you

Sorry.

I love you

*shitposter*
August 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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*Me with ARFID watching and taking notes of everyone during "eating" holidays*

Ya'll fucking gross and weird.
I love you.

*looks down at notes*

*mimics a touchdown dance*
November 24, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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Not going to lie,this dystopian diet is the end all,Clarence

I love you man

You’re an hallucination aren’t you Clarence
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you’re sure.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I'm thankful I was able to buy food this year.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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You guys wanna do gravy shots?
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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cookies for tomorrow have been made and have passed taste testing quality control
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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After Thanksgiving my transformation from almost human into elf for December is eerie.
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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You can't park there, sir.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Today at the aquarium a seal fell in love with me. Just lucky I guess.
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Thanksgiving Eve’s waxing crescent moon as seen thru my scope 🔭
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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you deserve all of your followers (may they trample you to death trying to get your autograph)
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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be accountable? what am i, a math expert?
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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so do you come to this dispensary often?
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Holidays have largely lost all meaning to me other than "days when I have to grocery shop in advance so I don't accidentally go hungry because everything is closed"
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Then the great Confucius did say unfollow and mute those who are exhausting. No wait that was me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Please stop saying spatchcock.
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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My plus one for this year’s Thanksgiving dinner is vodka.
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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I ordered glasses on the internet and got the toughest coating, which they claimed could block AI facial ID. I figured it was marketing puffery and forgot about it until I got them and spent all day trying to figure out why my iPhone wasn’t unlocking. Now I feel like Mr. Robot.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Possibly just me but I think I shouldn't have to Accept Cookies every single visit
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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send me all your gizzards I’m serving tacos
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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subskeeting in the great thanksgiving tradition by trash talking turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM