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CynicalTherapist

@cynicaltherapist.bsky.social

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LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3brg3tkarfmhgddu4pmgjbkq/feed/aaapaaog6d5h4

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 14d

Trying to live a life just unsettling enough to warrant a second autopsy.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 1h

Then why would you RSVP?

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 1h

I've been sleeping with my feet outside of the blankets every night in hopes I would be finally dragged into hell.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know why this two-year-old at the pool said "how dare you" to her dad but I'm on her side

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 12h

Not with that attitude

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 19h

Oversharing! On the Internet

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 13h

This sounds divine

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16h

gene kelly is antifa

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 14h

If you're not sure how to reply to a post, don't.

Hope this helps.

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vaмpιre ғleѕн🥀🕷️🇵🇷 @juicyanimeboobs.bsky.social · 20h

My love language is obsession and insanity.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 16h

I appreciate you!

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 18h

Fuck ya

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 18h

9 years ago on Halloween I went to work as The Bearded Lady. Yes. As a therapist.

Woman at work with feminine makeup and a beard.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 18h

Blood from a stone is easy, I think after punching through what I thought was drywall.

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 20h

having girl troubles (don't know what color to paint my nails, can't get an abortion in 12 states)

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 20h

Knick Knack Patty Wack is short for Knicholas Knacholas Patricia Wacklemore

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 22h

that's my story and I'm sticking to it

a wall someone wrote "silly girls live forever"

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22h

my therapist said i needed to stop talking to myself and then she disappeared into a cloud of mist

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 21h

Please make your replies more sequitur.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 20h

a man with curly hair is standing in front of a sign that says yes your excellence

Alt: a man with curly hair is standing in front of a sign that says yes your excellence

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Mark Luntzel @atomicdoom.com · 22h

Dweeb here!

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 21h

Touches a sword to your shoulders: Arise. .. King Dweeb.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 21h

You're the perfect mascot for my dweeb rebrand sir

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 5d

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 1d

every time someone discovers the joys of What If A Man Was Large: The Show it brings me great pleasure

rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social · 1d

literally one episode in and this dumb fucken show rules

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