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this may come as a surprise to some of you, but some skeets contain a fictitious scenario of which the author conceived in order to convey a humorous idea
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psst…I’ll trade you some of these tears for some of them fears
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
psst…I’ll trade you some of these tears for some of them fears
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do they still call it cyber sex
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
do they still call it cyber sex
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[dr frankenstein weighing dongs in both hands to see which one feels heftier]
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
[dr frankenstein weighing dongs in both hands to see which one feels heftier]
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always love putting on my going to bed jeans
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
always love putting on my going to bed jeans
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oh no i was peacefully watching TV and Thought Of A Post
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
oh no i was peacefully watching TV and Thought Of A Post
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being around family yesterday reminded me of something valuable. its time to grow psychedelic mushrooms again.
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
being around family yesterday reminded me of something valuable. its time to grow psychedelic mushrooms again.
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The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
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well I’ve been fed and my box is clean and everybody else is asleep, I guess it’s time to scamper from room to room knocking shit over and screaming
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
well I’ve been fed and my box is clean and everybody else is asleep, I guess it’s time to scamper from room to room knocking shit over and screaming
The Girl With the Hello Kitty Tattoo
The Girl With the Live, Laugh, Love Tattoo
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The Girl With the Hello Kitty Tattoo
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The Girl With the Live, Laugh, Love Tattoo
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The Girl With the Live, Laugh, Love Tattoo
excuse me, that is DOCTOR Dingus to you
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
excuse me, that is DOCTOR Dingus to you
I hit my step goal getting my fourth chocolate chip cookie of the day
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I hit my step goal getting my fourth chocolate chip cookie of the day
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something happened to my brain yesterday and now I can’t post good
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
something happened to my brain yesterday and now I can’t post good
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Thanksgiving is over and now we focus on:
this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Thanksgiving is over and now we focus on:
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this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
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new way to die just dropped. and it's on sale
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
new way to die just dropped. and it's on sale
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putting tums on my pizza to save time
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
putting tums on my pizza to save time
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Them: any plans for Christmas?
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Them: any plans for Christmas?
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
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ME: [after calling my dentist to ask what their Black Friday sale is] I can't believe I've been hung up on
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
ME: [after calling my dentist to ask what their Black Friday sale is] I can't believe I've been hung up on
using my social media links as referrals for mental health services
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
using my social media links as referrals for mental health services
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*pronounces giblet like bidet
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
*pronounces giblet like bidet
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feel me up with your cheesecake hands
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
feel me up with your cheesecake hands
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Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
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Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me: I need the utmost privacy in phones, chats, searches
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
Also me: posts every thought that enters my mind online
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.