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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤

@jasontheaverage.bsky.social

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I’m extremely intelligent. But don’t expect anything here to reflect that. If you like dumb shit, I’m your guy. He/They ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · Aug 6

I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 5d

If y’all get tired of this place, find me on Foursquare!

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 2d

I know people are missing because my skeets that used to get 15 likes are only getting 12.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 2d

In case you were wondering, it was in fact cake.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 2d

I asked my wife if we could go to that bbq place. She told me to stop referring to Arby’s that way.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 1d

My daughter in law just told us that Jesus was God’s silly little container.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 3h

Dammit, now I’m hungry

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 3h

I hope it gives you all the peace and healing.

Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 8h

Rice AND beans? In this economy?

Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 1d

They are adorable, love able, and complete assholes.

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X Solitude ∞ 🍁🇨🇦 EH! @solitudex.bsky.social · 1d

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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · May 24

Huskies

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 1d

This is exactly how our husky behaves.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 1d

This is the way

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 4d

Calories don't count if they don't satisfy your craving.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 1d

It would seem the more people drink the better they dance.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 1d

This piano bar has two stages and zero pianos.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 1d

My daughter in law just told us that Jesus was God’s silly little container.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes a joke lends itself to using a political term, most of which I’ve muted.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 2d

My waterpik knocked so much food out of my teeth, I should have had a carry out container.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 2d

I asked my wife if we could go to that bbq place. She told me to stop referring to Arby’s that way.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2d

This is like a high school party that gets busted by the cops and no one knows whose house to go to and dammit I threw out my four loko

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 2d

In case you were wondering, it was in fact cake.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 2d

If I make a skeet that includes words I’ve muted, will I mute my own skeet?

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 2d

Curious as to what they put in their “natural” pb that requires refrigeration. It should be peanuts, oil, and sugar. Might be recommended that way to minimize the oil that builds up on top of natural pb.

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 2d

While similarly difficult, they may be different skill sets. (I haven’t done either. Yet.)

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Jason the Spooky®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 2d

If you put your peanut butter in the refrigerator, you might me a sociopath. (Part of my new “you might be a sociopath” series of jokes)

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