Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
I’m extremely intelligent. But don’t expect anything here to reflect that. If you like dumb shit, I’m your guy. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
Pinned
I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
intellectual poop jokes are pretty high brown
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
intellectual poop jokes are pretty high brown
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
broke: dog grooming salon
bespoke: dog grooming saloon
bespoke: dog grooming saloon
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
broke: dog grooming salon
bespoke: dog grooming saloon
bespoke: dog grooming saloon
To properly honor thanksgiving, I had my kid pick up IHOP. But we do have homemade pie.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
To properly honor thanksgiving, I had my kid pick up IHOP. But we do have homemade pie.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Cheap Trick
The Head and the Heart
Caamp
Manchester Orchestra
The Revivalists
Cheap Trick
The Head and the Heart
Caamp
Manchester Orchestra
The Revivalists
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Ray Charles
Motley Crue
Van Morrison
Maggie Rogers
Local H
Ray Charles
Motley Crue
Van Morrison
Maggie Rogers
Local H
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Tool
Ministry
Rage Against The Machine
They Might Be Giants
Frente!
Tool
Ministry
Rage Against The Machine
They Might Be Giants
Frente!
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Cheap Trick
The Head and the Heart
Caamp
Manchester Orchestra
The Revivalists
Cheap Trick
The Head and the Heart
Caamp
Manchester Orchestra
The Revivalists
Hope y’all eat way too much today.
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hope y’all eat way too much today.
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
His drag name is Ethel Merman
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
His drag name is Ethel Merman
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
I touched grass a couple of days ago. It’s honestly overrated. It feels kind of like Christmas tree garland.
strangers on bluesky: you need to touch grass
the grass:
the grass:
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I touched grass a couple of days ago. It’s honestly overrated. It feels kind of like Christmas tree garland.
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
I miss my first ever social media friend, Tom from MySpace.
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I miss my first ever social media friend, Tom from MySpace.
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
ER Doc: so what brings you in today?
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ER Doc: so what brings you in today?
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
Why does Dick Cheney sound more like a bad piercing decision.
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Why does Dick Cheney sound more like a bad piercing decision.
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
soylent green but with muppets: thread
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
soylent green but with muppets: thread
Do you have any mash, cause I brought the bangers?
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Do you have any mash, cause I brought the bangers?
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
marriage is getting woken up from a nap so your partner can ask if you’re still napping
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
marriage is getting woken up from a nap so your partner can ask if you’re still napping
You show your butthole at work ONE TIME, and now you’re THAT guy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
You show your butthole at work ONE TIME, and now you’re THAT guy.
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
Ask yourself: why am I so invested in whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ask yourself: why am I so invested in whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie
It’s fun when you’re rewatching a show and trying to figure out where you know an actor from just to realize it was from the first time you watched the show.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It’s fun when you’re rewatching a show and trying to figure out where you know an actor from just to realize it was from the first time you watched the show.
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
Sometimes I go outside, look at the stars, and hope that Yahoo Serious is somewhere out there doing okay
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Sometimes I go outside, look at the stars, and hope that Yahoo Serious is somewhere out there doing okay
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
edibles is actually short for edwardibles
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
edibles is actually short for edwardibles
The Bluesky app icon on iOS is black now. What the actual fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Bluesky app icon on iOS is black now. What the actual fuck.
Went to the gym to workout for the third time in a week. Which is more impressive when you consider it’s also the third time in the last 5 years.
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Went to the gym to workout for the third time in a week. Which is more impressive when you consider it’s also the third time in the last 5 years.
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
It’s weird that on a show called “survivor” no one actually dies. They literally all survive.
October 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It’s weird that on a show called “survivor” no one actually dies. They literally all survive.
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
Life hack: as you get fatter you don’t look as tall.
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Life hack: as you get fatter you don’t look as tall.
Reposted by Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
Remember a few months ago when Bluesky was dying? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Remember a few months ago when Bluesky was dying? Pepperidge Farms remembers.